G.L.P.P.O.
I'm sick and tired of waiting for this damn organization to start out on the west coast. TUSCL's resident retard and Subraman have been dragging their feet way too long.
I have consulted with Motorhead and jackslash and we are starting our own organization.
G.L.P.P.O.
Great Lakes Pussy Patrol Organization
(pronounced Gaaa-Laaaapppp-Oooooo)
Our goal is to support all single mothers on the pole one dollar bill at a time. Well, due to inflation that may be five dollars at a time. We will not keep any woman of the pole locked up in our basement and force them to have sex. We will not cruise any bathhouses for men or coax animals to have sex with us. We NEVER will ride Huffy bikes and we all have our own internet access.
The members of GLPPO with be a dignified group, as dignified as someone can be while paying for sex. You may think the members of GLPPO would be fat and ugly, but no my friend, the members of the GLPPO are so handsome some strippers will question why we are paying them and that it should be the other way around. We have been given dressing suggestions from Rick Dugan, fighting lessons from Sinclair, cooking lessons from jackslash, back room negotiating skills by goldmongerATL, financial advice from Mate72 & IME and wisdom from Papi and Shadowcat. We've also been given stripper history from Silkypants and advice on what NOT to do by gawker.
With an arsenal of information like this even guys like Muddy will be able to get laid with minimum effort, and that is why you should join the GLPPO. You can sit in a library drinking apple juice for the next 10 years talking about what you're going to do in a strip club or you can join us and go BE IN A STRIPCLUB tomorrow!!!!!
Someone shit da bed!