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Arrived at 1:45 on the dot planning to meet a friend, who messaged me she was running late, imagine that. The club was busier than I expected for as early as it was. When my…

Wow this club Bliss showgirls is pretty interesting haha. It seems like mystery you never know what your gonna get here. I actually like how it's small and old school. The girls here are pretty…

I just left Tootsie's after being away for about three years. I have to say, things have greatly improved. There was a time when the majority of the girls were of the Thiccccccccc variety…

Adelita’s has never been my go to club, besides occasional swing buys in between my usual mongering routine between HK bar, Chavales and Tropical bar. So, this time around (on a Monday evening),I decided to…

Vic's place was finally close to where I was traveling this past week, so I decided to stop in to see how it compared to other extras/sure thing clubs I have been to in the…

My annual trip to Louisville… 2nd year in a row… Stopped at Foxy Lady both trips

The exterior
Parking out front. Well lighted. Many potholes, so be a bit careful. Club had a…

Decided to go back for a visit to Cheeques to see how things were after a long absence. I went on a Friday afternoon which was my third visit of the week (following visits…

As I (and many others) have reviewed before, this club is essentially a private lap dance/peep show within an adult video and sextoy store. There is an attached movie theatre that I have never been…

So we’ve had endless reviews of this place. Endless descriptions of the easy parking, of the location of the bright pink place on a major highway, the rectangular bar, the girls in the booths and…

This review will cover 3 trips ver the last two months. Two visits on a Saturday mostly the same and a Tuesday visit.

Saturday- my visits are in the 8:30 to 10:30 time period have…

Friday night 6pm visit. Paid the $5 cover and $7 for a beer. While waiting for a beer was approached by Baker. Thin brunette spinner-ish build. Left me to get my first beer but would…

Ok, so it was a nice hot afternoon and nobody wanted to be in a dark bar. But it was Friday, 4:30, and why not check out some hopefully good looking dancers. Safe…

It's been a while since I've been to Hi-Liter, several months. In fact, the last time I went there, a certain tiny young lady TUSCL poster whose username rhymes with SpiceNice was in town…

I have been going to Lust for the last six years. It's about 1.5 hours away so I am not a regular, but visit several times a year. I have gotten to know…

I had a little while to kill while in the area around lunch time on Friday so decided I would stop by before my afternoon appointment. I got there around 12:30 Friday afternoon, there were…

CCR is a long established club (50 years according to their website) in a small Arlington strip at the corner of 23rd & Richmond Highway (US 1). Walking distance from many hotels. I…

I decided to check this place out last night. First time going to the club without forced face diapers in two years. This is the closest to normal I have seen. They finally closed the…

This place is great for a cheap beer and to watch dancers. Dancers vary a lot. Some thin, some overweight, some average. Age also seems to vary a lot. One of the girls looked like…

Went to Micky D’s last weekend and had a good time visually. Vibe was nice, party like. BYOB and stage surrounded by the bar. All the dances I saw, were topless, About 15 girls…

Went there Thursday afternoon around 6PM. There was no cover charge, but there is a sign on the wall that says 2 drink minimum. Fortunately they didn't enforce it from what I saw.…

This club itself was nice the inside and the managers and everything. But man this club is definitely not the place to be at all. No dancers at all come up to you and talk…

I visited here about a week ago. I had been to it a few times in the past, before the pandemic.

The atmosphere seemed nice, and felt similar to a dive bar. The drink cost…

Hit up the Criket couple weekends back. Usually I visit early afternoon around 1 or 2. This day I arrived to a quite full parking lot around 5. Inside it was the busiest I’ve seen…

So it’s been while since I gone to the club since Covid. But looks like the club still gets packed like sardines on Friday nights. Parking is tough to get, better off paying for $20…

This was day four of a week long trip to ZN. I have never had luck at Adalita’s but decided to once again give it a go.

I arrived at the border around 9 pm…

PaperMoon is an average to below average pastie club in a strip mall in Virginia.

Sunday night visit. Free parking, $20 cover, $10 drinks nonalcoholic
Girls dance 2 song sets: 2 stages main (reserved…

I got there about 8:00 pm, no cover One drink min. I got a coke, $3.00
There were a 8 - 10 customers. Felt like it was locals.

Broke a $20.00 and started watching. The…