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review
published 3 yrs ago
So I went to a birthday party
reviewed by
408tealdick

7.3

Friday after work I decided to give Sportys a visit. Occasionally I would go here to grab some drinks, relax and enjoy the view, but I wanted to stay a good while to get to…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
It is Sunday Tuscl Churches Time

Repent you heathens and cum In For confessions! We got to clean up Tuscl a d rid it of the trolls! Let the fog horns ring!!! Frrrrrrt

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
DFK
posted by
shadowcat

It appears that most strippers don't like doing it and because it is too intimate even though they are fucking you. But I had another thought. Maybe it's because they don't want you to smear…

review
published 3 yrs ago
A regular old Friday night
reviewed by
Cowboyjoven

7.3

This was my first time visiting on a Friday night. I’ve been where a few times before but always on weeknights or weekdays. Paid the $7 to get it and got a beer from the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Excellent experience with beautiful girls!!
reviewed by
Myoman

8.0

Place was decent looking, though wouldn't call it classy. It was big, spacious clean. Parking decent.
Bouncer friendly. 20 dollars cover. Bartenders great, drinks average prices (sorry don't remember exact amount). I bought a…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Complete Ripoff!! Not Worth It!
reviewed by
Myoman

5.0

Went twice. Thursday night and Friday night to give it a second chance. I walked out being broke and blue balls.
Details: they charged me 30 bucks cover. Place is very nice. Clean, classy etc.
A…

review
published 3 yrs ago
High inflation hits the Indianapolis club scene
reviewed by
docsavage

6.7

I arrived at this club around ten on a Friday night. It was $10 to get in and paid another five for a bottled water. I sat up at the bar and waited for a…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Two Visits, But One Dance
reviewed by
QrickQ

7.7

I have visited Club Desire a few times, over the last couple of months, but have been too lazy to write out reviews. Figured that I would combine my past couple of visits into…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Fun Time
reviewed by
EastCoaster

6.3

Visited on a Friday night from about 11:15 pm to 12:45 am. The club is open until 4:00, and gets busier and busier as the night goes on. Plenty of free parking in…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Newest way to piss off your money in Atlanta
posted by
shadowcat
review
published 3 yrs ago
Girl was Tied Up, But Not in a Way that Benefitted Me
reviewed by
EastCoaster

7.0

Visited in a Friday night from 10:15-11:00. Free parking in the large, well-lighted lot. Upon entering the front vestibule, they have a gal at the desk who checks IDs and collects a cover. I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Home of the pancake booties! The WORST club in town.
reviewed by
Mmtour2012

4.7

Wow. Where do I begin? I’ll start with the venue. I’ll give it credit this was the nice club. You enter the building and there’s escalators that goes to a porn shop that was super…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Scammer Club
reviewed by
Ravensfan2012

6.7

So this review is a warning to anyone thinking of getting a VIP at Masters. I’m local and there’s a dancer there I take for 15 min VIP’s. The first time I did it when…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Does preferring big clitorises make me gay?
posted by
san_jose_guy_

Hey guys, I recently have been enamored by watching movies where girls have big clitorises at the library? Should I stop, is this the pathway to gaydom. The male librarian caught me on Wednesday and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Our new favorite club in PDX
reviewed by
Pornoforpyros

8.3

A couple notes for context: I pretty much only visit clubs with my girl, as it is one of our favorite naughty indulgences, so all of my reviews, including this one, are from the perspective…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Northeast San Antonio
reviewed by
Evergreen98

6.3

I needed to visit a customer in Northeast San Antonio. I looked for a club close to my hotel. I arrived in the evening. The first thing that I noticed was the 6 stars above…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Stuck a Top 5 Landing at the Strip
reviewed by
kingcool

8.3

After striking out finding what I wanted at H8 I literally stumbled into the Landing Strip. I had read plenty of reviews so I thought I knew what I was getting into. I was incredibly…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Worst Visit - Modtly New Dancers
reviewed by
Bones1994

4.3

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50.

Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from my…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Friday fun night…has this club always been this fun?
reviewed by
calrod

8.7

I have been to this club only once before many many years ago and it wasn’t a memorable experience, so had not made it back until recently. The club is kinda of in the middle…

ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
What makes a good strip-club review
written by
Pussylicker2

IMHO, the purpose of strip club reviews is to provide accurate, timely information that the reader can use to decide if he wants to visit the club and what to expect. Different readers have different criteria, and they fall roughly into two groups; regulars and first timers.

Regulars can benefit from timely updates about the club, a favorite dancer…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Searching for my White whale I found a mermaid
reviewed by
Cogitoscoob

7.0

The triangle is a great shape they provide a great deal of strength when used in construction. They are multiple types of triangles. The Bermuda triangle where ships and planes disappear. The Pompano strip club…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
r/stripper topic made me think of someone here
posted by
TFP

Icee, what do you think of this thread: reddit.com

review
published 3 yrs ago
Long connection
reviewed by
Bos146w4th

8.3

Will not spend time reviewing layout, etc. You can get a good insight on how the club looks like from their website.

Went there around 2 PM trying to kill time between flights - had an…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Shrinkflation
posted by
motorhead

My frozen pizzas are now smaller than my pan.

Raise the damn prices. Don’t try to fool us by giving us less.

Wonder if dancers will be cutting dances to a minute.…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
Article "New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG"
posted by
PutaTester

In case you don't look at the articles routinely, note that I wrote an article that was recently approved titled "New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG" about Hotel Cascadas trying…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Thursday night at AJs
reviewed by
baba123321

5.7

After reading about the raid , I was a bit hesitant to go to AJs . But still decided to go and try.
When I reached there there was a man at the parking who…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Give Wednesday day a try
reviewed by
will42

10.0

Arrived at 1:45 on the dot planning to meet a friend, who messaged me she was running late, imagine that. The club was busier than I expected for as early as it was. When my…