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Went the other day in the afternoon. There was a swap meet happening in the larger parking lot, but parking in front of PO was a breeze.

Nothing’s change much from my last visit. This…

I was in the area a couple months ago and was headed to Bare Assets and noticed this club as I was driving by. I was back in town recently and decided to check it…

Saturday evening on Memorial Day weekend. Arrived just before 7:00 as is my custom. $2 for parking and no additional cost to get in before 7:00. Parking is good and safe at this…

I was traveling to Chicago and I know there are a lot of clubs, but I usually try and avoid anything that’s in the heart of the city especially at night. There have been a…

Tuesday after Memorial Day about 1 in the afternoon.

First, the good news. No ID check/scan. Say Hallelujah! I’ve been boycotting HL for months waiting for freedom.

Now, the rest.

About 20 customers ( mostly senior citizens),…

This place was hyped up by multiple people as a must visit spot. Everyone mentioned the steak bites. The steak bites were the only good thing.

I showed up in the early evening on a Saturday…

I stopped by Pandoras for a late lunch.
Everyone knows that Seattle has Full Service Clubs. Management just looks the other way. Daytime is the best time to go.
Not all dancers do it. The ones…

For the last few years I have not been visiting the flight club. So I decided to go back and see what was up. I have visited 3 times in the last month and gotten…

Stopped in on Monday with a few hours to kill to see the strip club voted best in the bay, per the sign I saw. Plenty of parking outside. No cover was charged.…

It'd been awhile since I visited Texas with time to go see the Chicas at Chica Loca. Paid the cover charge and was almost denied entry because my shorts looked like basketball shorts.…

I went to specifically see a certain foxxy blonde lady on a day where she works at my preferred club, Shimmers, and then does afternoons here. I had never been to the place, but she…

If you want more alternative looking dancers, this is the place. Every dancer I saw had numerous tattoos and some had artificial hair colors. No cover when I went during the day and they had…

I have been pretty regular to this club. Basics are same as previous posters wrote. Free parking, no cover during day time and no coat check in spring/summer. Domestic beer is $3 on Saturday before…

This isn’t going to be one of those bullshit reviews. If you’re going to a Seattle strip club you’re going for one reason-to perv on naked chicks. No one gives a fuck about the decor,…

First time visiting Platinum 84 as I have mostly visited Shotgun Willies.. Based on this visit, I would definitely go back.. For a Monday night, it was busy but not shoulder to…

Would not go back unless you want that something special you can't get elsewhere.

Curious,so went on their TS Monday night. Got there around 11pm. Located in industrial area so not much else around during club…

Went on a Sunday night with some friends. Club is BYOB so we brought a good amount of drinks with us. Cover was $15. Pretty slow night, only 5 girls working. 4 of them were…

I came here on a weekday, thinking that the club would be more or less understaffed. But thankfully, there were plenty of girls working. Almost anything you could really be into there was probably a…