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I visited my favorite smoky and seedy strip club that is known more for extras than ambiance.

The parking lot is gated (added during covid) and there are security cameras in the parking lot. The…

After a long time, I decided to visit a strip club and chose this as it was closer to my place. I entered around 6.30 pm and there was no cover charge. As soon as…

I stopped in solo on a random Monday evening during a business trip to Denver.

I got to the club around 8 and paid $20 cover at the door. The club is quite big and…

This club is downtown next to the Twins Stadium. It is in an older building which is rather nice. The area felt safe, and the club itself was comfortable and moderately upscaled.

As you…

I arrived around 5PM to take advantage of the Free before 6PM ad. I was greeted by an empty parking lot and easily took one of the corner spots. The building is flanked…

This club has changed for the worse since the pandemic. The layout is the same - one main medium-size bar and very small bar for when their busy. There's ~7 medium size stages.…

They really keep things moving along here. It felt like a sushi conveyer belt but with titties. There’s one long stage with dancers on either end at all times. Three minutes person song before one…

There are so many options in PDX and each club needs a way to stand out. I think Rouge went with the “ensure every single girl is a 9+” option.

The club isn’t particularly large. Bar…

I was passing through Nashville and I wanted to see what a Tennessee club was like. All the reviews I’ve read about clubs in Tennessee didn’t seem all that great but it was another state…

I took the title of this review from Sly and the Family Stone’s hit song, which, if you were around in the summer of 1969, you couldn’t have missed, since it was on every radio…

I was going to be in the Baltimore/DC area and did some research on the various clubs around the area. I also contacted a senior TUSCL member who was incredibly helpful and complete in his…

To me, clubs are for living a fantasy. So that means women I don’t normally encounter acting in ways I don’t normally encounter. That, in short means decently thin/fit women with fake tits (preferably big…

Went to this club while in Boise for work. It was a Thursday night, so not super pack. Probably 10 - 12 customers with around 15 dancers, so a good ratio of dancers…

Second time at Ladies. Knew more what to expect this time. A woman opened the door this time and asked if I knew the drill. She led me to a room and I waited maybe…

I had a long day at work, so I decided to check out Coliseum after a long hiatus knowing that the VIP curtains are gone. I arrived around 6 PM and walked in without…

I got a four hour window last Thursday and decided to clean up and go see a particular dancer that I have had a number of experiences with at Club Tease (formally Club Skinn). Because…

Not to experienced with strip clubs but this was around me so I figured I’d give it a shot. It’s pretty sketchy from the outside, looks closed almost. You have to walk up a ramp…

Visited about 4:30 on Friday. Big error - the parking lot was full and there were no seats at either bar in side. But no one was paying attention to the stage so I got…

Decent time. I was in from 8-10p on a Friday night. There was a Giants game so it wasn't very busy when I was there but probably was going to pick up later. I was…

After a trip to another club I hit Vivid at around 4:00, $10 entry after a quick pat down and in I went. A very attractive AA girl was at in the upstairs booth and…