Clean, Comfortable, Classy but Clinical

I was in London for a short visit and decided to check out Browns. There is free entry and a bar on the left as you enter. I bought my favourite Mexican beer - Modelo Especial - for £5.50 and sat down to check out the room. There is a large stage with 2 poles on one side of the room. There are plenty of mirrors so you can see all the action. On the other side of the room there is a raised platform with booths and a few smaller tables. The room is clean and comfortable.

On stage, one of the girls dances for one song, every third song. Before she dances, she walks around with a cup for a £1 coin from each punter. Most girls did a passable dance, stripping off to bare pussy just in time for the end of the song. A couple of the girls only went topless. Most of the girls seemed to be of UK background, pleasant to look at but not stunners. I was regularly approached by the girls asking if I wanted a private dance. Dances start at £20 for one song. When I declined they walked away. No-one seemed up for a chat - merely a financial transaction.

Eventually, I chose to have a dance with Akasha for £40. She took me to the Red Room. In here there were a number of single couches with a small table and pole in front of each. Akasha did a good dance but it was strictly air dancing - no touching. It was pleasant but not earth shattering. After the dance I was offered time in the VIP room. I think it was £300 for an hour but I declined.