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the ultimate strip club list

If I wanted a less attractive woman, I'd get a girlfriend!
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published 2 yrs ago
Wet my whistle with Whitney
reviewed by
ericinthe206

6.7

It's around 3:00 on Monday. I park at the paint store and wait for the light to turn green so a bunch of cars aren't sitting there at the light with nothing better to do…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not too bad for a Friday night and way better than Roanoke area
reviewed by
TripleH

6.7

Club is located off of Boeing road and route 40 in a gated area near the Arby's with a $10 cover after 6:30 pm and no cover prior to this time frame. Entrance to…

ARTICLE
published 2 yrs ago
Pepsi Challenge 2.0

Remember the “Pepsi Challenge?” This was an advertising gimmick employed by Pepsi Cola in its battle for supremacy with Coca Cola. It involved people taste-testing Pepsi and Coke without knowing in advance which was which. Pepsi expected that their product would be preferred over Coke.
 
Long ago, when Mrs. Hornibastard III was still my live-in girlfriend, her budding exhibitionism and…

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published 2 yrs ago
Good start for a slow afternoon.
reviewed by
sandyman

7.0

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there a little after one and the place was empty. The door lady didn’t charge me a cover since it was early. Main bar is on the right…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Do you care about a dancer or escorts morals?
posted by
chunkychicano

If they admit to you that they steal or scam other clients or people in general is that a dealbreaker for you? If you buy otc or a dance you’re basically helping to support…

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published 2 yrs ago
Great club
reviewed by
BeefvonAngus

6.7

Went here on a Friday night back in February to watch a sixers game with a friend. We had been here a few times over the years for wing bowls, birthday parties, etc and overall…

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started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
R.I.P. - NFL Hall Of Fame QB Len Dawson Dies At 87
posted by
Papi_Chulo

Len Dawson, the NFL Hall of Fame quarterback who led the upstart Kansas City Chiefs to a berth in the very first Super Bowl and victory three years later before embarking on an acclaimed career…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
The Trifecta!!
posted by
JimGassagain

newsweek.com

One we all would rather do without. Ouch.

Bacon!!

review
published 2 yrs ago
Near the airport
reviewed by
Tictac

6.3

I was just returning from a trip where I had a layover in Miami. My flight didn’t leave till Sunday morning so I figured I would find a club near the airport where I was…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
"Dumped" by stripper friend
posted by
neon44

Long story. I knew this dancer for almost 6 years. Got along great did fetish stuff,extras but not all the way. Shes in NJ I'm in Staten Island. Once last December after club she almost…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
OT: Kinda Funny - Kinda Interesting - Kinda Woke
posted by
Papi_Chulo

"Capitol Records Cuts Ties With Robot Rapper, Apologizes To Black Community For ‘Insensitivity’"

An AI-powered robot rap star just got canceled days after being signed by a major record label.

FN Meka boasts millions of followers on…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Infamous Molly
posted by
RandyHam

I heard that Infamous Molly from the Ballpark is back dancing at Risque. Can anyone confirm? It's a long drive for me, but I'd make it if she's there.

review
published 2 yrs ago
Fun and laid back - good for couples
reviewed by
Enfuego3

8.7

Went here with the wife after a nice dinner. Spur of the moment thing, but we like to go strip clubs together in LA and Vegas. It had been a while though, and when we…

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published 2 yrs ago
Ok club
reviewed by
Johnkt1977

8.0

I GPS my way here. Thought I was lost until I found it was located beside the construction place. Drove in and park. Since it was my frist time here. I was ask to fill…

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published 2 yrs ago
neighborhood joint
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

Lap Dance Cost: 35
Avg. Drink Cost: 3.75
Cover Day: 0
Cover Night: 8

club home page is quite out of date and shows that management does not care about social media on the best strip club review site…

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published 2 yrs ago
Be ready to spend if you want to have real fun with really beautiful women
reviewed by
NightOwl

7.3

Club Desire has the reputation for being the best club in RI right now. The title has fluctuated between several clubs over the decades, but Desire has held the title for a long time now.…

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published 2 yrs ago
So and So. Good Eye candies. Not High Mileage
reviewed by
jjs

6.0

I made a visit after midnight Teusday, so technically it may count as Wednesday. I had a free pass, so I did not pay the cover. I think it's 20$ though. Once…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
Interview with a parada
posted by
ilbbaicnl

youtu.be

Could only understand a little. They sound Mexican, but I can't tell which city. What I could pick up:
o With some young, hot guys, she wants to pay them instead of getting…

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published 2 yrs ago
Bourbon is not a circus.
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

Avg. Drink Cost: $6 for a beer - no sure about mixed
Cover Day: None
Cover Night: 10

topless dances $10
vip dances $20

Ample parking in the middle of the afternoon 3pm'ish. I like the entrance that was installed…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Dances with Macy or Sharon?
posted by
Fettywap

Any feedback on either of these girls? Obviously like mine on the thicker side, they both fit the bill perfectly but haven’t pulled the trigger on a dance yet just due to timing. Worthwhile?

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
OT: Biden cancels student loan debt
posted by
Evasparkling

Title says it all.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
How many ‘Top 40’ TUSCL clubs have you been to?
posted by
Hank Moody

We’ve debated the accuracy of the list and I think most concluded it’s not perfect. That said, how many top 40 clubs have you been to?

Me:

5 Follies
9 BDD
15 Cheetah Pompano (my personal number 1 from…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Great happy hour
reviewed by
JakeyDunbar

8.3

You don’t have many options in Sarasota, technically only one, but peekaboo isn’t that far from here but you should stop at cheetah or keep driving to Tampa. 2 dollar cover no parking charge during…

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published 2 yrs ago
Rhino Early Fun
reviewed by
johnsonj

8.3

I was in Vegas the weekend of 8/19. Me and a buddy decided to hit the Rhino early on Friday. Got there around 6pm and stayed till 9pm. The pre-8pm cover was $21.80. I am…

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published 2 yrs ago
Do not come here after 10pm!!!!
reviewed by
longman45

1.3

I arrived here around 2am after leaving purple orchid. The orchid was packed and couldn't really get any type of action I wanted there. Upon arrival the parking lot was full and looked like it…

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published 2 yrs ago
Tale of two titties..(always wanted to use that header, but no ref)
reviewed by
tuscl

7.3

Lap Dance Cost: Lapdances $10/song VIP $20/song

VIP fee is a $20 fee for the customer
dancer fee is $20 (dancers WILL expect you to pay)
This is a one-time fee per day
Some dancers require a MINIMUM #…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock,
posted by
CJKent_band

Title couldn’t say it all.

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
University towns that lack strip clubs....... Why?
posted by
Electronman

I can think of several major universities that lack strip clubs in their city.

Penn State
University of Florida
University of Michigan
Florida State University
University of Alabama

Of course some of the cities have a small population (e.g.,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Good first visit to Phoenix club
reviewed by
007stickitin

7.3

First time in Phoenix and visited this club on a Sunday around 5:30pm (no parking or cover charge). As mentioned before nothing much to look at outside but inside was nice and comfortable. Took a…

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published 2 yrs ago
Looks look, with no opportunity for touchy
reviewed by
Willy215

6.3

I was in Fort Myers last week and decided to stop in the trio of clubs. When I arrived the parking lot was over half full. I walked in and there was no cover, but…

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published 2 yrs ago
Great midweek night for couples
reviewed by
john1212

8.3

When my wife and I were in Cocoa Beach, we decided to hit up a strip club. Since DR is smoke free AND a short walk from Tropics, it was perfect for us to…

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published 2 yrs ago
Small spot, fun girls with guys kicked out.
reviewed by
Swr60

6.3

Forgive me but doing this on my phone.

The parking lot was paved and well lit, however, the parking spaces are tight. I had trouble fitting my truck into a space, I was worried…

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published 2 yrs ago
OHHHHHHHH Canada

7.0

My last post I spoke on why strip clubs SUCK ASS on Long Island. This time I decided to try again, this time at the Carousel in Huntington Station.

When I got there after 1pm, first…

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published 2 yrs ago
King of Diamonds - sometimes there are diamonds
reviewed by
RckHrd

7.0

Stopped at KOD about a week or so ago. Wednesday evening at the end of the daytime shift. Night shift begins at 9pm and there is a little showcase on stage to “introduce”…

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published 2 yrs ago
“I worked in the erotic massage field”
reviewed by
gSteph

8.0

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

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published 2 yrs ago
back to full swing, no more using expired coupons
reviewed by
Pyroxl

5.0

Was in the area for an event and decided to check it out, first time long time. There used to be a bunch of promoters passing out coupons and the staff accepted expired coupons before…

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published 2 yrs ago
Was Expecting More From Reading Reviews
reviewed by
shyguy2323

5.0

Was able to pass by from Philadelphia on my way home to Northern Jersey. It was somewhat of a detour but reviews was ok. I went on a Wednesday afternoon around 4pm.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Sunday Funday
reviewed by
Iasiph5555

4.7

Was in town for the weekend with friends. Everyone left Sunday except me, so decided to go to a club for a little. I stand by this first decision but not really anything else that…

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published 2 yrs ago
Day shift left me lonely with a stack of cash in my pocket
reviewed by
Kansrider

6.0

Arrived at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. No one was dancing on stage (even though they opened at 11:30). There was one old guy, two bartenders, dj, and one dancer at the bar…