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We've got the Liars Club beat.
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published 2 yrs ago
They didn’t even have a 5 a 1 or a 6, they had no strippers
reviewed by
Muddy

2.3

Old Bridge, NJ. Safe, suburban area. Thursday night. around 10. Plenty of parking big lot. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just sit at the bar. I ordered a drink $6 for a corona. To…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Don’t go before 7 PM
reviewed by
Champphilly

6.7

This review is based on my last Saturday visit. This club is on a open strip mall and has huge free parking. Parking is safe, and car is also safe. Also, few mins from I-95.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Meh...Very Slow Thursday Afternoon
reviewed by
jjs

5.0

I made a visit around 4pm on Thursday. It seems that it's just opened though their home page said it's open 2pm. It may be open at 2pm, but it was almost empty.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Sahara is a good place to hang out if you wanna hurt your eyes
reviewed by
Scfanatic69

2.7

2 for $40 laps
15 min VIP for $120 curtain.
25 min VIP in! Private back room for $180.
Entrance is 20$ One drink minimum

I came in on a Wednesday and met D***A. She’s Latina with dark hair,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Adventures at Lusty’s
reviewed by
Studmuffin69

7.0

I arrived at Lusty’s at around 9:30 at night and the bar is a dump as usual but the beer is cheap as always. The bar is immediately to your right and the vip area…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not what it used to be
reviewed by
SCmania77

6.7

Haven’t been in over a year so was curious. No 10 day wait for membership. Just pay $15($10 if military) and good for a year and free guest every visit. Layout is same, check other…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Guilty pleasure
posted by
ilbbaicnl

One of my favs has developed pain/discomfort due to her sciatica nerve. She gets some relief from having her booty massaged. I have known her for quite a few years, so it pains…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Tying Dancers with STD and other ailments
posted by
Muddy

There is some recent on goings going on at one strip club on here where a dancer that's on this website was being accused of having something and it's getting ugly and she's clapping (no…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
TJ-oriented retirement
posted by
ilbbaicnl

Grateful for suggestions/opinions (preferably based on knowledge). Some options:
o Live in SoCal, maybe AZ, as close to TJ as possible. Somewhere fairly safe, with relatively low housing costs. Renting a studio…

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started 2 yrs ago
TJ Mongers
Jailed in the US for fun in TJ?
posted by
ilbbaicnl

Found this: scholarlycommons.law.northwestern.edu . The most relevant part seems to start at page 430.

Sex workers in Mexico are legally required to be 18 or older. But, Mexico being Mexico, wouldn't surprise me…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Wake Up Little Suzy
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Line Lexington, PA. Just came from Creekside a few blocks away. Seems like a pretty safe area. Plenty of parking. Suzy's lounge looks like a house. Walk up to the porch and there was a…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Porn actresses
posted by
gawker

I understand the primary area of interest here is on strip clubs and their denizen, however, I’d like to take slight detour. I suspect if you’re over 60 and have a social media account and…

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published 2 yrs ago
This is easily starting to become my favorite club.
reviewed by
Daakness

8.3

I was in the area and visited another club, before heading over to Risque. When I got there I got the standard metal detector not pat down and a $10 cover. I haven't had a…

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published 2 yrs ago
A Thing I Will Never Do Again
reviewed by
wasted

3.7

I'm not sure this will be a very good review, and the review right before mine actually did a very good job conveying what this club is about...

I visited on a Thursday evening around 10:00…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Thursday pm at Gallagher
reviewed by
wyohio

7.0

Gallaghers Is in a very industrial area of Long Island city. Aside from the green awning you could easily mistake it for a warehouse from the outside. I stopped by around 6:30pm on a Thursday…

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published 2 yrs ago
Some people out there pronounce creek as crick. I always thought that was fucking retarded.
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Hatfield, PA. Thursday night. You not gonna see this from the street it's like follow a side round to the back of an industrial park. Plenty of parking. Walk in, cover is $5 to a…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
When did the police stop using revolvers?
posted by
motorhead

I was rewatching “The Silence of the Lambs” and noticed the police officers were still using revolvers.

A quick google search says “early 90’s” as the general answer. The film was released in 1991…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Has Potential
reviewed by
notzuckerberg

7.0

In town on business. Asked some TUSCL members where to go in the Tampa region, this was one of the recommendations.

Arrived just before 9PM on Thursday. No valet, which is a plus. Food truck…

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published 2 yrs ago
Don’t bother going.
reviewed by
Daakness

4.7

I went on a parade of clubs last night. Show and tell was the second club on my list. When I got there (after midnight) parking is hard to find and not easy to find…

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published 2 yrs ago
Cost Effective
reviewed by
notzuckerberg

8.0

In town on business. This was a recommended club to visit.

I’ll start by saying that DD, to me, seemed much more like a bar than a club. The atmosphere was more laid back than…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Uh more like Fat N Ghetto
reviewed by
Muddy

2.0

Morrisville, PA. Right outside Trenton. Right off route 1. Thursday night. Parkin in the back, there should be enough spots. Walk up a big group of dancers and staff/patrons hanging outside the door. Walk in,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Low key but good value
reviewed by
Zertzjo

7.0

No cover at Ajs usually. The DJ is good. Lot of Latin & Hiphop. Ladies dance in the middle of the space. Not a ton of pole work but some are decent. Quite a few…

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published 2 yrs ago
Too early for a visit
reviewed by
Cronos1021

7.7

I found myself with time to kill in Morristown, I had seen this place on here and arrived around 2pm. Driving just before the railroad tracks is John st. Gray building with a decent amount…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Deshaun Watson
posted by
TheeOSU

I was against it but I now know why the Browns traded for and signed Deshaun Watson, Cleveland wanted the convention business.

amtamassage.org

The convention center is a hop, skip, and a jump from Browns…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Wrong Decision
reviewed by
sicilianlover

3.3

This place was recommended by the cab driver. I knew there were several clubs on Broadway, so I figured one of them should have been ok. This place I should have skipped.…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Rough night in Evansville!
reviewed by
havenfan

4.3

OMG, this place is hilarious. Pulled up at 9 pm and paid $5 cover. Walked in and it was me and about ten strippers all practicing and preparing for the night. I had…

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published 2 yrs ago
Busy weekend night at Pandoras
reviewed by
jb7862

7.7

Hit up Pandoras for thew first time on a Saturday night a couple of weeks ago. I see a lot of reviews on here about daytime visits and weekday visits but not a lot about…

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published 2 yrs ago
Is this place alive? Yes. How is this place alive? That is the mystery.
reviewed by
Lanechange

5.0

$10 cover $25 per song dances, no private area. Music all rock. No valet. Cash only. Go to yhe bar to get drinks, never any pressure to do so which was fine by me as…

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published 2 yrs ago
My 100th review
reviewed by
TheeOSU

3.3

I've probably reviewed Bugsys more than any other club because I often happen to be in the area so I roll the dice and stop in. Usual result, snake eyes.
I've actually been here 2…

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published 2 yrs ago
Top tier classy place. RevIew from 8/18
reviewed by
Dirtyperv305

9.0

After a brief trip to booby trap on Wednesday (8/17), I was able to pay a visit to cheetah pompano on Thursday (8/18). With the limited number of strip clubs that I’ve visited in my…

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published 2 yrs ago
Unexpected Bonus
reviewed by
MaxMaxima

5.7

I arrived at BC after a less than ideal visit to Pleasant Moments. It was a 6 min ride over in my first Uber ride in a Tesla. The building is a converted…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
How do you define a lapdance?
posted by
chunkychicano

How do you personally define a lapdance? How are they legally defined and how do clubs define them? Some clubs even advertise them as “full contact lapdances”.

Extras don’t count. Are they defined as time…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Didn't live up to expectations
reviewed by
MaxMaxima

5.7

I had been plotting a trip to this spot for several weeks, reading reviews and seeking advice from fellow members. Originally I was seeking a NJ experience but changed my mind based on what…

review
published 2 yrs ago
AA spinner for the win!
reviewed by
vw82581

9.0

Back to Cb to enjoy some afternoon fun on my Birthday. Never really got a chance to get the full experience as a girl attached to me right away and I was short in time.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not Impressed
reviewed by
wasted

5.3

It was late and Bottoms Up was closed so I wandered in here close to midnight on a Wednesday. Being in the mood for a Bottoms Up style "lapdance" I prepared myself for the…

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published 2 yrs ago
My 99th review
reviewed by
TheeOSU

2.0

I was on 25th St last week and as I approached this club I saw parking was available in the street out front so I pulled up, parked, and went to the locked door. They…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Bouncer got into it with dancer. Shots fired.
posted by
shadowcat

RALEIGH, N.C. — Police on Friday arrested an employee after a shooting outside Rick's Cabaret, formerly The Men's Club, in Raleigh.

Officers with the Raleigh Police Department responded to the strip club at 3210 Yonkers Road,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Felt like a God, both dancers and bartender at my table...
reviewed by
EngMike7342

6.3

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon as I got off from work in Euclud a bit early. It was about 3pm when I arrived... It had been a few years since my last visit

I…

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published 2 yrs ago
Fun Curves
reviewed by
beachrat66

7.0

So I’ve been here a few times, mostly pre-pandemic, where the selection of dancers was a bit better than it is now. I’m not sure why but it seems like they are having a hard…