Rough night in Evansville!

OMG, this place is hilarious. Pulled up at 9 pm and paid $5 cover. Walked in and it was me and about ten strippers all practicing and preparing for the night. I had a beer and hung out with two distant TVs and a great stage area. I actually was impressed with the layout, but the strippers were awful - it seems they were training a batch of new strippers. As I watched, one girl had her wig fall off multiple times. I was hoping to find a diamond in the rough, but it was just rough with no diamonds. I know times are tough, but this was a terrible experience. Bartender super hot. Two strippers I talked to were nice. Place was empty except for me and two other dudes. Beers $5 which is good. Cover $5 which was fine. Left after 20 minutes given how bad the opportunities were.