Some people out there pronounce creek as crick. I always thought that was fucking retarded.

Hatfield, PA. Thursday night. You not gonna see this from the street it's like follow a side round to the back of an industrial park. Plenty of parking. Walk in, cover is $5 to a lady. Not pat down, no id check. Walk in. Now like the other clubs in the area I was expecting a shitty dive bar type strip club set up that normal around the northeast. No this felt like an actual strip club Warehousey. One main stage staircase leading down to it in the back, two dancers up at a time for 3 songs each. Bar on the left. Dance area is lap dance booths in a well lit community room, $20 a song. Customers, hell all ethnicities on that, white, black, indian, hispanic. About 25 customers. Decent crowd but didn't feel crowded at all. Most domestic beers are $6. I liked the bartender, thick brunette chick. Bouncer walking around looked like a drunk Richard Petty, cowboy hat and all.

Dancers, white, latina and black. All mostly younger here. Some fake stuff but mostly natural. No fat girls at all. About 15-20 girls working. There were some gems in this lineup. Nothing out of this world. But for all these clubs out in these north of Philly suburbs I think it's pretty clear this has the best lineup of them. Not all were winners but maybe 6-8's here. The girls sometimes do a tip parade and sometimes they don't.

Once I sat down I saw this chick going around the stage, nice ass, dyed red hair, paler skin white girl, athletic body with great moves on the pole. Her name was Pandora. She was looking at me smiling and I smiled back. But what I didn't realize was she was going around doing her tip parade and at this club they expect you if your sitting in a seat to get off your ass and go tip the girl at the stage rail. I never really seen that before so she probably just thought I was mentally challenged (which to be fair, yeah I can see that) But I thought to myself you know what I want to take that girl for dances but she hit the dressing room and stayed there, she didn't really play the floor.