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discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Escorts asking for more money
posted by
chunkychicano

I paid this eros escort $500 up front.

She wanted me to take my clothes off right away. I wanted her to do a lapdance first and she wanted an additional $100 claiming its extra…

review
published 2 yrs ago
New county regulations screwed this place over
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.0

1AM. Saturday. Haven’t been here since summer 2020. Went with a group of coworkers. Including a strip club first timer. Outside, bouncers check IDs, pat you down, and make sure there’s no liquor in your…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Is this a Father-Daughter date ?
posted by
Warrior15

I had a sugar baby date on Saturday night. This girl is the ultimate spinner. 4-11, 92 lbs. And even though she is 26 and has two kids, she looks like…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Players club-Excellent-8 mile road best club in 2022 Summer ! Will go again
reviewed by
Happymanonearth

9.0

Thought of trying 8 mile road clubs after throughly enjoying Michigan avenue clubs after covid 2020-21 years. Whenever I get opportunity to go Detroit east after telegraph road, I plan well to check 8 mile…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Bullshit Review Patterns
posted by
Muddy

It's always a first time review, start out as..."Me and my wife went out to"..."It was my first time in a strip club" (And your already writing reviews on tuscl yeah ok) or ... "I…

review
published 2 yrs ago
First time here
reviewed by
NJItalianGuy

9.3

I went for the first time last night. I agree that there is no sign up front as others have mentioned and you can miss it very easily (btw next to a liquor store). On…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Oase, still the best in Frankfurt area
reviewed by
londonguy

9.0

Second FKK visit of my weekend in Frankfurt earlier this month was to Oase .

Happy to report that the number and quality of girls was close to pre-pandemic days. There are some relatively minor changes…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Sharks, not as good but still worth a first visit
reviewed by
londonguy

8.0

My first post-pandemic visit to Sharks took place a couple of weeks ago.

To be honest I wasn't expect this to be a great experience, in the weeks leading up to going I was monitoring…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Robbed.
reviewed by
Richie77

4.3

Had a terrible experience this time. My wife and I did a private room dance with Kay. ($800) First time was great. Did a second dance in private room and she wanted to…

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published 2 yrs ago
Mostly bored girls but got lucky with a slender thing
reviewed by
Clubexpertatl

7.7

Visited Sunday around 3:00pm. Surprised the parking attended asked for $3 when it was pretty clearly a slow time but ok. Hadn’t been in a while and the door to get in is weird. Two…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Nothing like the old sister club that was always a good time before the fire.
reviewed by
BuckMcNutter

6.7

What is in town for the weekend Georgia game. Got there after midnight and the Door girl let me in free with a proof hotel room K. That was a big bonus. So I don’t…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Shelf Turd
posted by
shailynn

Does anyone know what the term “shelf turd” refers to? I’m betting JimMcnutty does. And no, I’m not referring to a book that San Jose Guy has touched at the library.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Are we seeing the end of high school football?
posted by
motorhead

Some recent events

A Lincoln, Nebraska high school cancelled the remainder of their season after 15 out 75 players were lost due to injury

Two Baltimore high schools suspended remaining games after a massive brawls

Two…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Second Time Here Better than the First
reviewed by
Tetradon

7.3

COMING IN
My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 3:30 on Sunday, via the German train…

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published 2 yrs ago
Is all the fun gone from Daytona beach???
reviewed by
IRman

4.7

Saturday night arrival in mid September. Had already been to DD and Lollipops as well as Bottoms up in NSB. I had high hopes for BU and DD but no fun to be had…

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published 2 yrs ago
Mildly alluring
reviewed by
TallmanFL

7.3

Visited Allure at about 3 PM on a Wednesday. No cover, no charge for parking in their tiny lot, and when I got there, I was the only customer in the place, with 4 dancers;…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Nice quick couple of lap dances right before closing time
reviewed by
rickflair

7.0

I stopped in after going to the casino and after some disappointing afternoon drop ins at a couple nearby CT clubs. As you go in the bouncer checks id, didn't ask for a cover, maybe…

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published 2 yrs ago
Go just to see this girl
reviewed by
gkchaita

5.7

Went there 40 mins before closing. Couple of guys warned me outside the club not to go in. I asked why and they said "dancers are all fat white blondes". I still wanted to check…

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published 2 yrs ago
Cheetah's on Saturday Night
reviewed by
PhxResident

5.0

My last trip here was a few months ago. I went to Cheetah's with some friends and it wasn't very crowded. I was immediately approached by a dancer with a strong German or Belgium accent.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Pumped up.
reviewed by
tuskular

7.3

Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super cheap if you…

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published 2 yrs ago
Fantasies a year later
reviewed by
ATACdawg

7.7

It had been almost a year since my last visit to Fantasies, and not a lot has changed except the prices which, in fairness, had not changed for at least ten years. The parking…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
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Imma get things back on track… Prosecco in the pussy
posted by
rickthelion

Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule.

Here’s a question: how worried…