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Whatever, I found my slutty Dorothy in ruby red stripper heels. Headed up here on a Wednesday night and got to the club about 9p, in time to scout out the dancer crew before the…

This review is for 3 visits to Ricks over the summer while I was in town for work. I always went midweek around dinner time and each time I paid the cover ($20) and got…

I used to be a regular, but haven’t been in a couple years. This place used to be my go-to, always able to find a girl that was up for fun. Came in with a…

The place is right next to an adult toy themed store. I walk in and the entrance is one private hallway where you pay the cover. There is no alcohol allowed here so you are…

I was in the area and needed to kill some time, I figured why not go to my first strip joint for dinner and a show.
I been here before, albeit in the morning without the…

This review is over two visits, one one a Friday night and another on a Saturday. Both times I arrived around 7pm, and was told that I was lucky to get in just before cover…

(CLUB AD) Wasn’t Feeling It

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Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample…

Was driving up from Indianapolis on a recent Sunday and heading north and west up into Chicago. Arrived around 7 pm. About 10 cars in the parking lot so that wouldn't be considered super dead…

Headed up here on a Tuesday night around 930p. The club is on a main road and easy to find. Plenty of parking around the side, well lit and safe. Walked around the front, paid…

Driven past many times and decided to stop. It was late on a Thursday night, I guess about 12:30 Friday morning and I stayed till close.

Parking is in a big gravel lot, as mentioned…

Came in here at the recommendation of my uber driver about Cuban girls. Walked in late around 1130. Paid my $8 cover and proceeded in.

Club was fairly packed most seats taken…

Other than some better eye candy, nothing has really change since my last review. Skip to the dancers section for the “new” info. Other sections are here to check the box on review requirements.

Location:
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TL;DR: Decent experience but pricing can be unclear.

The club is located at the tail end of the Broadway adult entertainment zone in the seedier part of the neighborhood. Nothing overtly dangerous, but it’s probably best…

No disrespect, but I’ve never been to a strip club where customers actually throw wads of 1s at strippers. No one sat at the stage to watch girls dance. They just occasionally walked up to…

Visited on a Saturday night, the second time since reopening after COVID. The recent review by @kindofaloser is spot on.

Entered the club at 8:15 pm, got the ID scanned and paid the $5 cover…

First time at the place. Me and 4x friends wanted to see some ladies, and this was the only place open in the area. Right when we walked in we thought we made a mistake,…

I don't get out with my buddies on Friday nights very often, but we went out to see a comedy show at Wells Fargo Center a couple of weeks ago. After bidding the crew farewell,…

I stopped in for a first-time visit at Sugar’s near Hager City, Wisconsin, on a recent Sunday night. They opened at 4 pm and this was about 6. Since I live in the Minneapolis suburbs,…

Have visited 4 times in the past year and have had varying experiences. Visits include weekday afternoons and night but never a weekend night.

So much has been said about this club already but thought…