Reviews

OK so this will be the SEVENTH review in a row by the same lame guy about the same club ... like, does he ever go ANYWHERE else? Anyway, I visited Babe's on a weekend…

Went back to Chastity's both early Sunday morning (1am) and late Sunday night (11pm). Quite a difference in atmosphere. The first time, club was quite busy with a number of girls dancing and all the tables full;…

Went on a thursday, only people in the place were a pregnant bartender and some young teens tweeking the sound system with very loud, bad music. Not a stripper in sight. Only reason…

I visited the strip on a late Friday afternoon. I wanted to catch the end of the dayshift and see how the nightshift girls were lookin'. After an order of Hennessey (I got to remember…

Been here a few times. The key phrase is YMMV. By a lot. The big downside is the cost. Its $35 to get in and there's a discount at 12:00 and…

Christie's gets a good rating from me. While visiting Nashville recently, I tried most all the clubs. I have been to several of them in the past and like to revisit regularly. The layout of this…

Medium size club. 1 Stage across from bar (another bar on side of club away from stage). Visited on a Thursday night (5/20/2004), decent sized crowd for a weeknight. Plenty of dancers…

Went on a Thursday nite. Place was pretty empty. Had 3 girls working, nothing special about them. Nothing special about anything in the place as a matter of fact. Not worth your…

Henry's is a hit-or-miss proposition, and definitely a blue collar establishment. Some nights you wish you had a can of Lysol to clean the place up -- other nights, you think you are falling in…

This is a continuation of my multi-part review from last January. I now will try to explain what makes GGR different from all other clubs. First, this is primarily a LAP DANCING club. Although the girls…

I went to XTC on Sunday night May 2nd. You pretty much have to park in the street unless you want to pay $5 for valet parking. Cover charge on Sunday night was…

Went with friends, had a wonderful time. Layout is easy, a couple of pool tables near the door. Bar area is in the back. In the middle of place are 2 stages, a…

OK.This really isnt a fair review of this place in general but accurate given the time. I was in H-town and decided to spend a couple of hours at treasures at lunch time on a…

A couple of weeks ago I dropped in on a Saturday night just past midnight to check out the scene. I was disappointed about having to valet park my ride but it was only $5…

Told the taxi drive to take me to the best strip club in Niagara Falls and he took me to the Sundowner. The girls were all very hot. 8's, 9's, and 10's. $20.00 Vip hands…

The place is small and out of the way. But the girls are pretty and really aim to please. One that I would particularly recommend is Donna. She is not the prettiest…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. Ellie was there, and man, did she take care of me. You can't go wrong with this woman!

Great place, the best milage anywhere in the area. Its always busy, I was there on a Saturday at 2:00 PM, could not get a seat at the bar, had two private $30 dances…

Went by PP very early Sunday morning, about 3am. They were still pretty busy (running both satellite stages), but lots of girls were starting to head home. It seemed to me that the contact level was…

Was down in Waterbury so drove back through Wolcott and stopped in to The Patio. Basic bar with a stage. Drink prices were fair, 4.75 for rum and coke, but $3 cover seemed much…

The nicest club in the capital area. More girls per shift and better girls then the local clubs. Looks small from outside but lots of private rooms and dancers inside. $10 cover…

Ckub Risque continues to be a consistantly high quality place. Attractive girls, some new faces althought some old faces that should think about hanging up the thong. I was here for a quick drink on my…

Went to DejaVu a couple nights ago while in Nashville on business. Finally found a close parking space. There is limited parking near the club. If you don't get close, you have to park in…

After leaving Pleasures, along the way I stopped by Club Sensations. Since the club is within the Wichita city limits, it’s not a topless/nude, and only a bikini club with one large stage. Also, with…

Was disappointed in what I found. Stopped here on a Saturday night, around 9:30. I had visited the club's website, and was looking forward to seeing Jenna dance. However, when I got there, it turned…

A decent club. The setup is comfortable and sightlines are good. The girls put on a good show on the stage, doing two-song sets. The tradition here seems to be that the better part of…

My latest visit to Pleasures was this Saturday afternoon (May 22nd). Got into the club right at 2:00PM. No cover charge in the afternoon. Made another visit later in the evening and spent several hours. When…

As I stated before, this is my favorite local club, other than the parking. You often get blocked in and have to wait till they get others to move so you can get on your…

No doubt about it, this is one different club. It is a small mini-theater. The girls dance nude, on stage, but then come around for dances, well dressed. They stick to regulars. 5$…

Still the best club in Tampa! I said in an earlier review that they were going to lower the drink prices and they have! They now sell drinks for $4.00, which is a…

I love this club. Whatever you want from a strip club, this is it. The clientel is 18 - 75, and the dancers don't give a damn. The dancers are anywhere from…

I went to Hot Tomales on a late Saturday afternoon looking for some fun. I dropped in and since it was early there weren't too many girls there. I suppose there were about six in…

I went to Penthouse on Tuesday night when they have the $5 dances all day and night. I arrived around 9 PM and stayed until midnight. The club was really crowded, but there…

Trails has the unfortunate luck to be sitting in Salt Lake City. The multi-feet rule, and the pasties make the experience a downer. The dancers are very attractive. I made my first visit in…

This place gets better and better. Now that the smoke has cleared you can see one end of the club from the other. The girls have improved, getting some nice looking girls in…

Strange club. Most of the times when I have been in here, the girls have been 1+1's (= 2, fat+ugly). Still every now and then there can be something that will pique your…

Although I think cma68 had an unusually bad experience, he made some good points in his review. The dancers are not especially glamorous. Most are girl next door types. I don't mind; in fact, that's…

Was in the club earlier in the week. You may not recieve as much mileage as you used to here. One of the girl got giving a little extra (BJ) in the VIP room.…

Stopped late last Wed. A lot of nice looking dancers. No farm animals. But it did seem to favor the under 35 crowd i.e. college boys. I got no LD, it…

Boring Boring Boring OK- It was a Monday night (and not during Football season) but hey; the worse than mechanical stage 'shows', the absolute air 'dances' and the pasties all add up to a huge waste…

Did a little TUSCL research before a recent business trip to Newark and made the trip here based on all your excellent reviews. Let me just say I had a great time. The "walk around…

Ok, I have been going to this club for the past three years, and it is one of the best clubs I have ever gone too. Yeah I know that $50 for a dance…

This club is one of my all time favorites. Unfortunately I don't live so close, or else I'd be broke, divorced, or both. My last visits were in Jan. In this…

Definitely not as hot dances as the other Teasers. There is more of a tourist hustle atmosphere here, and even as a local who knows them I find the staff cold and disinterested.…

My buddy and I are on a cross-country tour from San Diego to Boca Raton, Florida. We've been touring clubs for years now from Vegas to Mexico to Tampa. We just decided to…

Visited MG Friday afternoon and as usual, thoroughly enjoyed myself. Not as crowded as I've come to expect, especially for a Friday, so I was able to get a seat stageside. 12-15 girls working…

I had just exited from an underwhelming night at Little Darlin's (see my review from a month ago) and I was going to find my way to the strip and play craps at the Hard…

I went to P+ for a friend's batchelor party. Everyone at the club treated us great and the batchelor had more fun than he could stand. There was none of that put the guy on…

Got in to Houston from NYC last week, took a client to Centerfolds, had a dancer named "Forrest" tall blonde, great body, sexy dancer, and unusual for a dancer, this lady is smart, the client…

I visited Fantails on a Thursday during a recent trip to Myrtle Beach. After reading about it, I really wanted to try it. This day there were more dancers than customers, but I observed a…

Very good club. attractive girls. I only recognized 2 or 3 girls from my last trip to stl in january. But they were still quality. full without being packed. You…

This is the only fully nude club in Sunnyvale. Starting at the door, searches do happen. On one hand, this is good, because it eases trouble in the club. On the other hand, I…

A rather large but neglected club. I was there about 9 on Friday night and things were slow. There were maybe 10 girls, a couple of waitresses and about 10 customers, it seemed quite empty…

This is the best club in the Midwest. Dancers travel form all over to book here, as well as the showcasing gorgeous sexy local talent. Known as the "MidWests' Feature Headquarters", it provides exciting…

Part 2 of my review. Smoke and noise aren't too bad, for a club. Enjoyable conversation is hampered by the constant demand from the waitresses to buy another $5 refill for your dancer.…

Visited for the first time on Thursday night. Parking lot was kinda full even though the club wasn't. Cover charge only $7.00 Friendly and professional staff. The nude room as open but no separate…

New management, new decorations and inside, great staff, cool bouncers. Yep, everything about Doc's is gone, thank goodness. The place was a dump, but not anymore! Claude, Mgr, is very good, and…

Men! If you are an old geezer like me, you know it's often hard to get a "gusher" going in the 3 minutes allotted. Don't worry! Just look for a tall, lanky…

I liked this place when I was there several months ago and it's even better now. There is plenty of well lighted parking in the lot. The remodeled interior of the club is very nice…

Drove there on Monday, did'nt know it was closed Mondays. Nice looking building and well lit parking lot.

I suppose I should have listened to the previous reviewers. I had never been to this club before, so I had nothing to compare it to, but I found the experience to be less…

Large room, not all that difficult to find. Women were atrocious, but not overly aggressive. Fairly secluded VIP area, but no takers. Molson Canadian $4.50. Large, poorly lit stage is flanked…

DV can be both wonderful and frustrating. Its biggest strength is that the girls are almost all very pleasant, and some of them have very nice personalities and are fun to talk with.…

Went to Cheetah's straight from the airport on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived at 4:00 PM, no cover until 8:00 PM and lap dances in main room and on sofa's up front only $10 from…

Attractive and comfortable club in the heart of downtown Toronto. Lots of suits in attendance. Major league babes. First rate lighting and sound system. In the hour I was there, I was…

Club is nothing to speak of, but the dancers and dances are well worth the visit. For people from out of town, this is the closest good lapdance club to DC (and you can count on…

Stopped by on a Thursday around happy hour based on previous reviews posted. Really a tale of 2 clubs. The topless/alcohol permitted side was dead! No one dancing, 2 either early pregnanat…

Very nice club. Door man ushered us right to the front. Drink prices are pretty steep (over $5 per beer). The dancers cross the main stage at a quick pace with 2…

I have been going to OTB every so often over the past several years. I went last Thursday night and a feature entertainer was performing. I was charged only a $5 cover. As described previously,…

went in agian, but this time i seen gabriella, she has natural brest, nice body, and very good looking. got a privte dance from her, unlike the review before this one, was not air…

Went to Anthony's last night while in Nashville on a business trip. Thought I would try several of the city's clubs. Actually was trying to get into Deja Vu's but couldn't find a parking space.…

Excellent club. I always feel welcome here. The girls all know my name and are very friendly. I like the laid back atmosphere where the focus is on the customer not the…

Pope's is in a hard-to-find part of town, not far from the Palm Springs airport off of Ramon. The outside looks like a dive, limited parking. The place was empty on a Thursday…

Just an update to my last review, prices have gone up. Soda is now $5.50 and beer is $6. From 3:30 to 5 is no admission and $1 drinks. Girls come on…

Nice place. The girls are pretty, the place is clean, and the atmosphere is friendly. Lap dances are $10 (per song) + $2 for the jukebox. You may touch the girls everywhere except the breasts and…

Visted in mid April '04, friday night. No pasties, bikini only. Entry was $5. 2 pool tables. 3 for 40 dance specials often during the night. Good mileage for Boise. A…

Delayed from a visit during football season: Another football night and again I was on my way toward the front door. Being rather shy growing up, I felt a slightly naughty tingle as I entered.…

It's pretty much status quo at the Cabaret. It's hard to believe that only 20 months ago that dances were only $5. But if you have to stay on this side of the…

Visited on Thursday evening, April 8th. Briana Banks was the featured performer, paid cover charge of $10. The place was full-house, but not overly packed. Drinks were around $4 for beer and $5 for mixed.…

A correction to my last posting. Apparently they put the curtains up in the daytime, and take them down during the evening shift. The daytime is calmer and I guess the customers are…

I travel to Chicago regularly and visit VIP’s often. I understand the reasons behind some of the negative reviews of this club. However, I have had a great time there on many occasions. Let’s…

Arrived around 9:45 on Saturday night...Club is located less than 1 block west of Landsdowne...Not the best of neighbourhoods, but...Was very surprised to pay a $2 cover and was seated promptly by a Doorman...Waitress was…

A lot has changed in the last few months for this place. The increase in price for a dance from $25 to $30. Also the cost of most beverages has gone up also.…

Don't bother showering before you go to this one, because you'll want to shower afterwards anyway! This club is pretty dim. The girls are all either black or Hispanic and looking to please. Within…

I personally think this is the best club in Chicagoland. The club is extremely well done, very nice looking inside. And that's not even mentioning the ladies that work there. I love…

I rate this club a 9 because I couldn't find a better club in the Seattle area. Vancouver is much, much worse. Compared to Toronto, Detroit, LA, etc., this club is still OK…

Visit Deja Vu in downtown Seattle a couple months ago on a saturday night. I didn't have a car so I was limited in my available clubs to visit. The girls are about…

I went to the club last Fri nite as Selena who I saw there on Thurs nite told me she would be there on Fri and since I didn't get any dances from her on…

I rated this one as 8 only because they go topless only. Could have easily been a 9 if they danced nude. I suppose local ordinances keep that from happening. :-( This place could also…

What can you say about Gatsby's but wow... hot women in a not-great atmosphere. This place COULD be the ultimate. Yes I did give it an 8. I did it because the…

This club has improved since my last visit. Parking is still valet only in the lot but you can park for free across the street at the train station. It's a members only or guest…

I stop in Party Time periodically. Very much a hole in the wall with dancers. Often one reasonable good looking 7 but mostly low scoring girls. The last time I was in…

Very cool place. 5-7 minutes from downtown via cab. Local type joint that is really a big bar, but VERY hot girls..several 10s (3-4) and never would have expected it from looking at the place…

An excellent club, if a little hard to find. Apparently the city zoning laws don't allow large signs for strip clubs. The inside is large, but even so on some nights it's hard to…

I was in the area (about 25 miles away) and after a zip code search I decided I'd try out this club. There was good reference to a decent crowd on a Wednesday night…

This club varies greatly at times. Lately it has been pretty good with some nice, friendly dancers. They are open on Sunday from 7PM to 2AM so that is a plus also.…

Went in on a recent Friday afternoon. Upscale club and a nice looking buffet lunch. Lots of good looking women and a great party underway. Enjoyed the dollar dances and had very…

Stopped by Dollies again last weekend, and the calibur of girls on a Friday night is a lot better than it used to be. Don't get me wrong, its still nowhere near as good as…

If you don't mind thugs in the parking lot who want to harass you and rip you off, this club might be for you. Here's my 2nd review of this club and I'm bringing…

This place is just great. The girls are friendly (most of them), and absolutely gorgeous. My favorite was Savannah, who is radiant. The dances are definitely well worth the money, and not…