Men! If you are an...

Men! If you are an old geezer like me, you know it's often hard to get a "gusher" going in the 3 minutes allotted. Don't worry! Just look for a tall, lanky blonde called Dallas. Give her a decent tip and she will get the job done, no matter how long it takes. A true professional! Finally got my permanent membership card, good for Seductions and sister clubs Sundowner and Cristal Gentlemen's Club. They now have 68,000 members! Molson Canadian $6.00