A couple of weeks ago I...

A couple of weeks ago I dropped in on a Saturday night just past midnight to check out the scene. I was disappointed about having to valet park my ride but it was only $5 so I didn't cry too much. To my surprise, there was no cover charge (this night anyway) so I felt pretty good about that.

Club had a nice atmosphere and plenty of room for the crowd. There were plenty of dancers but not many were knockouts. Of those knockouts, almost all had fake tits so I was a tad put off - nothing like those big ole naturals! - but it seems they were all tied up with customers for the whole time I was there. Thus, I had to find a decent looking chick for company and ignore her tiny tits.

What these chicks lacked in cleavage they compensated with aggressive marketing. While I surveyed the room nursing only a MGD, a cute sista' about 5'5" with long hair - and pitfully small tits - introduced herself as "Scorn" and started chatting me up. I loosened up a bit and offered her drink, which she declined (a first for me). Anyhow after some small talk, I asked if she wanted to give me a private dance and her sore feet were miraculously cured as she leapt off her chair and energetically gave me her agreement and led me to the draped area of the club.