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Teasers

Key West, Florida

Was in Key West for Business...

Was in Key West for Business again and stopped by. A lot of different dancers, wasn't as drunk as the other time I came here and realized that the place is really small.…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

After reading many positive reviews of...

After reading many positive reviews of the Mardi Gras here at TUSCL, I decided to check it out since I needed to be in the area. I'm sorry to say that it did not live…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Wow! I'll keep this simple. Visited...

Wow! I'll keep this simple. Visited for the first time Thursday night. It's everything and more than you could ever want in a titty bar. Better like younger natural girl types. Girls in range of…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to Brads for the first...

Went to Brads for the first time ever on a Friday night for my sons 21st birthday bash before we went down town for the bulk of the evening. The place was very busy and…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lost of new young girls. The...

Lost of new young girls. The last couple of times i was there it seem there were lots of hot single girls hanging out and partying. Dances are pretty much like the old days. Still have…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

Hit Danny's right at 10 pm...

Hit Danny's right at 10 pm Saturday. Not surprised to see the usual crowd -- very surprised to see a gentleman in full Confederate regalia, decorations, even a white cotton kit-bag over one shoulder. (Also…

103rd St. Gentlemen's club

Jacksonville, Florida

This place has changed its name...

This place has changed its name to the Blue Angel Gentleman's Club. I was there about seven years ago, and upon my recent return, it appeared that things had gotten a bit better inside in…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

I visited this club mainly to...

I visited this club mainly to compare it with Hip Hugger. One difference is that they do have a vip area upstairs, but I didn't see anybody using it. One girl told me that the…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

OK so this will be the...

OK so this will be the SEVENTH review in a row by the same lame guy about the same club ... like, does he ever go ANYWHERE else? Anyway, I visited Babe's on a weekend…

Crush Gentlemen's Club

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went back to Chastity's both early...

Went back to Chastity's both early Sunday morning (1am) and late Sunday night (11pm). Quite a difference in atmosphere. The first time, club was quite busy with a number of girls dancing and all the tables full;…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Went on a thursday, only people...

Went on a thursday, only people in the place were a pregnant bartender and some young teens tweeking the sound system with very loud, bad music. Not a stripper in sight. Only reason…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I visited the strip on a...

I visited the strip on a late Friday afternoon. I wanted to catch the end of the dayshift and see how the nightshift girls were lookin'. After an order of Hennessey (I got to remember…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Been here a few times. ...

Been here a few times. The key phrase is YMMV. By a lot. The big downside is the cost. Its $35 to get in and there's a discount at 12:00 and…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

Christie's gets a good rating from...

Christie's gets a good rating from me. While visiting Nashville recently, I tried most all the clubs. I have been to several of them in the past and like to revisit regularly. The layout of this…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Medium size club. 1 Stage...

Medium size club. 1 Stage across from bar (another bar on side of club away from stage). Visited on a Thursday night (5/20/2004), decent sized crowd for a weeknight. Plenty of dancers…

The Gallery

Murphysboro, Illinois

Went on a Thursday nite. ...

Went on a Thursday nite. Place was pretty empty. Had 3 girls working, nothing special about them. Nothing special about anything in the place as a matter of fact. Not worth your…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry's is a hit-or-miss proposition, and...

Henry's is a hit-or-miss proposition, and definitely a blue collar establishment. Some nights you wish you had a can of Lysol to clean the place up -- other nights, you think you are falling in…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This is a continuation of my...

This is a continuation of my multi-part review from last January. I now will try to explain what makes GGR different from all other clubs. First, this is primarily a LAP DANCING club. Although the girls…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

I went to XTC on Sunday...

I went to XTC on Sunday night May 2nd. You pretty much have to park in the street unless you want to pay $5 for valet parking. Cover charge on Sunday night was…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Went with friends, had a wonderful...

Went with friends, had a wonderful time. Layout is easy, a couple of pool tables near the door. Bar area is in the back. In the middle of place are 2 stages, a…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

OK.This really isnt a fair review...

OK.This really isnt a fair review of this place in general but accurate given the time. I was in H-town and decided to spend a couple of hours at treasures at lunch time on a…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

A couple of weeks ago I...

A couple of weeks ago I dropped in on a Saturday night just past midnight to check out the scene. I was disappointed about having to valet park my ride but it was only $5…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Told the taxi drive to take...

Told the taxi drive to take me to the best strip club in Niagara Falls and he took me to the Sundowner. The girls were all very hot. 8's, 9's, and 10's. $20.00 Vip hands…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

The place is small and out...

The place is small and out of the way. But the girls are pretty and really aim to please. One that I would particularly recommend is Donna. She is not the prettiest…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. Ellie was there, and man, did she take care of me. You can't go wrong with this woman!

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great place, the best milage anywhere...

Great place, the best milage anywhere in the area. Its always busy, I was there on a Saturday at 2:00 PM, could not get a seat at the bar, had two private $30 dances…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went by PP very early Sunday...

Went by PP very early Sunday morning, about 3am. They were still pretty busy (running both satellite stages), but lots of girls were starting to head home. It seemed to me that the contact level was…

Rockstar Cabaret

Wolcott, Connecticut

Was down in Waterbury so drove...

Was down in Waterbury so drove back through Wolcott and stopped in to The Patio. Basic bar with a stage. Drink prices were fair, 4.75 for rum and coke, but $3 cover seemed much…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

The nicest club in the capital...

The nicest club in the capital area. More girls per shift and better girls then the local clubs. Looks small from outside but lots of private rooms and dancers inside. $10 cover…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Ckub Risque continues to be a...

Ckub Risque continues to be a consistantly high quality place. Attractive girls, some new faces althought some old faces that should think about hanging up the thong. I was here for a quick drink on my…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Went to DejaVu a couple nights...

Went to DejaVu a couple nights ago while in Nashville on business. Finally found a close parking space. There is limited parking near the club. If you don't get close, you have to park in…

Front Room

Wildest club in SF besides MBOT

Hey - any suggestions for a wild club in SF besides MBOT? Extras not neccessarily, but girls who 7-10, fully nude, and hands on laps (at least allowing touching top).

Club Sensations

Wichita, Kansas

After leaving Pleasures, along the way...

After leaving Pleasures, along the way I stopped by Club Sensations. Since the club is within the Wichita city limits, it’s not a topless/nude, and only a bikini club with one large stage. Also, with…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Was disappointed in what I found....

Was disappointed in what I found. Stopped here on a Saturday night, around 9:30. I had visited the club's website, and was looking forward to seeing Jenna dance. However, when I got there, it turned…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

A decent club. The setup is...

A decent club. The setup is comfortable and sightlines are good. The girls put on a good show on the stage, doing two-song sets. The tradition here seems to be that the better part of…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

My latest visit to Pleasures was...

My latest visit to Pleasures was this Saturday afternoon (May 22nd). Got into the club right at 2:00PM. No cover charge in the afternoon. Made another visit later in the evening and spent several hours. When…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

As I stated before, this is...

As I stated before, this is my favorite local club, other than the parking. You often get blocked in and have to wait till they get others to move so you can get on your…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

No doubt about it, this is...

No doubt about it, this is one different club. It is a small mini-theater. The girls dance nude, on stage, but then come around for dances, well dressed. They stick to regulars. 5$…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Still the best club in Tampa!...

Still the best club in Tampa! I said in an earlier review that they were going to lower the drink prices and they have! They now sell drinks for $4.00, which is a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I love this club. Whatever...

I love this club. Whatever you want from a strip club, this is it. The clientel is 18 - 75, and the dancers don't give a damn. The dancers are anywhere from…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

I went to Hot Tomales on...

I went to Hot Tomales on a late Saturday afternoon looking for some fun. I dropped in and since it was early there weren't too many girls there. I suppose there were about six in…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I went to Penthouse on Tuesday...

I went to Penthouse on Tuesday night when they have the $5 dances all day and night. I arrived around 9 PM and stayed until midnight. The club was really crowded, but there…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Trails has the unfortunate luck to...

Trails has the unfortunate luck to be sitting in Salt Lake City. The multi-feet rule, and the pasties make the experience a downer. The dancers are very attractive. I made my first visit in…

Mynx Stratford

Stratford, Connecticut

This place gets better and better....

This place gets better and better. Now that the smoke has cleared you can see one end of the club from the other. The girls have improved, getting some nice looking girls in…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Strange club. Most of the...

Strange club. Most of the times when I have been in here, the girls have been 1+1's (= 2, fat+ugly). Still every now and then there can be something that will pique your…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Although I think cma68 had an...

Although I think cma68 had an unusually bad experience, he made some good points in his review. The dancers are not especially glamorous. Most are girl next door types. I don't mind; in fact, that's…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Was in the club earlier in...

Was in the club earlier in the week. You may not recieve as much mileage as you used to here. One of the girl got giving a little extra (BJ) in the VIP room.…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Stopped late last Wed. A...

Stopped late last Wed. A lot of nice looking dancers. No farm animals. But it did seem to favor the under 35 crowd i.e. college boys. I got no LD, it…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Boring Boring Boring OK- It was a...

Boring Boring Boring OK- It was a Monday night (and not during Football season) but hey; the worse than mechanical stage 'shows', the absolute air 'dances' and the pasties all add up to a huge waste…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Did a little TUSCL research before...

Did a little TUSCL research before a recent business trip to Newark and made the trip here based on all your excellent reviews. Let me just say I had a great time. The "walk around…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Ok, I have been going to...

Ok, I have been going to this club for the past three years, and it is one of the best clubs I have ever gone too. Yeah I know that $50 for a dance…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This club is one of my...

This club is one of my all time favorites. Unfortunately I don't live so close, or else I'd be broke, divorced, or both. My last visits were in Jan. In this…

Teasers

Key West, Florida

Definitely not as hot dances as...

Definitely not as hot dances as the other Teasers. There is more of a tourist hustle atmosphere here, and even as a local who knows them I find the staff cold and disinterested.…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

My buddy and I are on...

My buddy and I are on a cross-country tour from San Diego to Boca Raton, Florida. We've been touring clubs for years now from Vegas to Mexico to Tampa. We just decided to…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Visited MG Friday afternoon and as...

Visited MG Friday afternoon and as usual, thoroughly enjoyed myself. Not as crowded as I've come to expect, especially for a Friday, so I was able to get a seat stageside. 12-15 girls working…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I had just exited from an...

I had just exited from an underwhelming night at Little Darlin's (see my review from a month ago) and I was going to find my way to the strip and play craps at the Hard…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to P+ for a...

I went to P+ for a friend's batchelor party. Everyone at the club treated us great and the batchelor had more fun than he could stand. There was none of that put the guy on…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Got in to Houston from NYC...

Got in to Houston from NYC last week, took a client to Centerfolds, had a dancer named "Forrest" tall blonde, great body, sexy dancer, and unusual for a dancer, this lady is smart, the client…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I visited Fantails on a Thursday...

I visited Fantails on a Thursday during a recent trip to Myrtle Beach. After reading about it, I really wanted to try it. This day there were more dancers than customers, but I observed a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Very good club. attractive girls....

Very good club. attractive girls. I only recognized 2 or 3 girls from my last trip to stl in january. But they were still quality. full without being packed. You…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

This is the only fully nude...

This is the only fully nude club in Sunnyvale. Starting at the door, searches do happen. On one hand, this is good, because it eases trouble in the club. On the other hand, I…

Lipstick

Lafayette, Louisiana

A rather large but neglected club....

A rather large but neglected club. I was there about 9 on Friday night and things were slow. There were maybe 10 girls, a couple of waitresses and about 10 customers, it seemed quite empty…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in the Midwest. Dancers travel form all over to book here, as well as the showcasing gorgeous sexy local talent. Known as the "MidWests' Feature Headquarters", it provides exciting…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Part 2 of my review. ...

Part 2 of my review. Smoke and noise aren't too bad, for a club. Enjoyable conversation is hampered by the constant demand from the waitresses to buy another $5 refill for your dancer.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited for the first time on...

Visited for the first time on Thursday night. Parking lot was kinda full even though the club wasn't. Cover charge only $7.00 Friendly and professional staff. The nude room as open but no separate…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

New management, new decorations and inside,...

New management, new decorations and inside, great staff, cool bouncers. Yep, everything about Doc's is gone, thank goodness. The place was a dump, but not anymore! Claude, Mgr, is very good, and…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Men! If you are an...

Men! If you are an old geezer like me, you know it's often hard to get a "gusher" going in the 3 minutes allotted. Don't worry! Just look for a tall, lanky…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I liked this place when I...

I liked this place when I was there several months ago and it's even better now. There is plenty of well lighted parking in the lot. The remodeled interior of the club is very nice…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Drove there on Monday, did'nt know...

Drove there on Monday, did'nt know it was closed Mondays. Nice looking building and well lit parking lot.

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I suppose I should have listened...

I suppose I should have listened to the previous reviewers. I had never been to this club before, so I had nothing to compare it to, but I found the experience to be less…

Jay Jay's Inn

Mississauga, Ontario

Large room, not all that difficult...

Large room, not all that difficult to find. Women were atrocious, but not overly aggressive. Fairly secluded VIP area, but no takers. Molson Canadian $4.50. Large, poorly lit stage is flanked…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

DV can be both wonderful and...

DV can be both wonderful and frustrating. Its biggest strength is that the girls are almost all very pleasant, and some of them have very nice personalities and are fun to talk with.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Cheetah's straight from the...

Went to Cheetah's straight from the airport on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived at 4:00 PM, no cover until 8:00 PM and lap dances in main room and on sofa's up front only $10 from…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Attractive and comfortable club in the...

Attractive and comfortable club in the heart of downtown Toronto. Lots of suits in attendance. Major league babes. First rate lighting and sound system. In the hour I was there, I was…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Club is nothing to speak of,...

Club is nothing to speak of, but the dancers and dances are well worth the visit. For people from out of town, this is the closest good lapdance club to DC (and you can count on…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by on a Thursday around...

Stopped by on a Thursday around happy hour based on previous reviews posted. Really a tale of 2 clubs. The topless/alcohol permitted side was dead! No one dancing, 2 either early pregnanat…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Very nice club. Door man...

Very nice club. Door man ushered us right to the front. Drink prices are pretty steep (over $5 per beer). The dancers cross the main stage at a quick pace with 2…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I have been going to OTB...

I have been going to OTB every so often over the past several years. I went last Thursday night and a feature entertainer was performing. I was charged only a $5 cover. As described previously,…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

went in agian, but this time...

went in agian, but this time i seen gabriella, she has natural brest, nice body, and very good looking. got a privte dance from her, unlike the review before this one, was not air…

Anthony's Showplace

Nashville, Tennessee

Went to Anthony's last night while...

Went to Anthony's last night while in Nashville on a business trip. Thought I would try several of the city's clubs. Actually was trying to get into Deja Vu's but couldn't find a parking space.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Excellent club. I always feel...

Excellent club. I always feel welcome here. The girls all know my name and are very friendly. I like the laid back atmosphere where the focus is on the customer not the…

Pope's

Palm Springs, California

Pope's is in a hard-to-find part...

Pope's is in a hard-to-find part of town, not far from the Palm Springs airport off of Ramon. The outside looks like a dive, limited parking. The place was empty on a Thursday…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Just an update to my last...

Just an update to my last review, prices have gone up. Soda is now $5.50 and beer is $6. From 3:30 to 5 is no admission and $1 drinks. Girls come on…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Nice place. The girls are pretty, the...

Nice place. The girls are pretty, the place is clean, and the atmosphere is friendly. Lap dances are $10 (per song) + $2 for the jukebox. You may touch the girls everywhere except the breasts and…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

Visted in mid April '04, friday...

Visted in mid April '04, friday night. No pasties, bikini only. Entry was $5. 2 pool tables. 3 for 40 dance specials often during the night. Good mileage for Boise. A…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Delayed from a visit during football...

Delayed from a visit during football season: Another football night and again I was on my way toward the front door. Being rather shy growing up, I felt a slightly naughty tingle as I entered.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

It's pretty much status quo at...

It's pretty much status quo at the Cabaret. It's hard to believe that only 20 months ago that dances were only $5. But if you have to stay on this side of the…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on Thursday evening, April 8th....

Visited on Thursday evening, April 8th. Briana Banks was the featured performer, paid cover charge of $10. The place was full-house, but not overly packed. Drinks were around $4 for beer and $5 for mixed.…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

A correction to my last posting....

A correction to my last posting. Apparently they put the curtains up in the daytime, and take them down during the evening shift. The daytime is calmer and I guess the customers are…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I travel to Chicago regularly and...

I travel to Chicago regularly and visit VIP’s often. I understand the reasons behind some of the negative reviews of this club. However, I have had a great time there on many occasions. Let’s…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Arrived around 9:45 on Saturday night...Club...

Arrived around 9:45 on Saturday night...Club is located less than 1 block west of Landsdowne...Not the best of neighbourhoods, but...Was very surprised to pay a $2 cover and was seated promptly by a Doorman...Waitress was…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A lot has changed in the...

A lot has changed in the last few months for this place. The increase in price for a dance from $25 to $30. Also the cost of most beverages has gone up also.…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Don't bother showering before you go...

Don't bother showering before you go to this one, because you'll want to shower afterwards anyway! This club is pretty dim. The girls are all either black or Hispanic and looking to please. Within…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I personally think this is the...

I personally think this is the best club in Chicagoland. The club is extremely well done, very nice looking inside. And that's not even mentioning the ladies that work there. I love…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I rate this club a 9...

I rate this club a 9 because I couldn't find a better club in the Seattle area. Vancouver is much, much worse. Compared to Toronto, Detroit, LA, etc., this club is still OK…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Visit Deja Vu in downtown Seattle...

Visit Deja Vu in downtown Seattle a couple months ago on a saturday night. I didn't have a car so I was limited in my available clubs to visit. The girls are about…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to the club last...

I went to the club last Fri nite as Selena who I saw there on Thurs nite told me she would be there on Fri and since I didn't get any dances from her on…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I rated this one as 8...

I rated this one as 8 only because they go topless only. Could have easily been a 9 if they danced nude. I suppose local ordinances keep that from happening. :-( This place could also…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

What can you say about Gatsby's...

What can you say about Gatsby's but wow... hot women in a not-great atmosphere. This place COULD be the ultimate. Yes I did give it an 8. I did it because the…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

This club has improved since my...

This club has improved since my last visit. Parking is still valet only in the lot but you can park for free across the street at the train station. It's a members only or guest…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

I stop in Party Time periodically....

I stop in Party Time periodically. Very much a hole in the wall with dancers. Often one reasonable good looking 7 but mostly low scoring girls. The last time I was in…

Front Room

Clients bringing food.

OK boys and girls. Last place I worked, there was one guy in particular who brought pastries (not pasties) for some of the girls. I won't touch them and he was insulted. What would you have done?

Front Room

Strange happening

Has anyone ever had a dancer claim to you that you were HERS, and no one else could dance for you? Happened to me, and seemed quite strange.