I was in Kansas City a...

I was in Kansas City a couple of weeks ago and took the opportunity to visit Lawrence a couple of times. I did review Paradise. Now I'd like to take on the Out House. I found that the place was neither as good as those who rave about it, nor as bad as those who severely put it down. The building is no palace, and it is in the middle of a corn field. But it is not filthy as some would suggest. It's just basic: stage, chairs, girls. The stage is on one side of the room opposite the entrance. Wooden chairs are all around and there are some chairs in the center around a few tables. I didn't visit the bathroom, so I can't comment about the cleanliness of the facilities. I was there on a Thursday night. There were ten to fifteen girls.

No one caught my eye as particularly stunning. Most were not enhanced. But most were in sore need of enhancing. A couple of the girls that I danced with were friendly, and the dances were full contact and the price until ten o'clock was $20, two for one. So you paid $10 per dance. A good price these days. Was it worth it? The first girl had bolt-ons, but was very nice. I turned down a few others, until I got a better view of the selection. I finally danced with a girl who, for lack of a better description, used me as her gym pole. She ground her arms, legs, head into my thighs, doing all kinds of contortions, even head stands. When the dance was over I thanked her and gave her twenty bucks. Unfortunately, she said that I had another dance coming. I was hoping she'd take the money and go. So I had to endure another round of pain. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I didn't want any more. The dance was not in the least sexy, just torture. So I left. The girls, at least on this Thursday night, were of mediocre quality. The dances were ok, I suppose, just not very sensual.

I can see how it might be nirvana to some guys in their twenties who like to bring their own liquor and beer and party it up. But I can say that it's not a place that I'd go back to Lawrence to visit. Or a place that I'd recommend to others to visit. Maybe I should have gone back on Friday night to get a better fix. But I just wasn't too enthusiastic about the place from the night before. It's not on my top list of places across the country and definitely not worth a special trip to Kansas, as far as I'm concerned. Everybody has their own opinion.