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Let's rate the clubs based on MILAGE

most of the clubs in the TUSCL top 40 seem to be rated by the attractiveness and personalities of the girls. While this is important, I'd like to see a top 40 based on MILAGE! Personally, I'd rather have off…

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Do you care how much she weighs?

As many of you probably know, Yoda and I have been having discusions about the importance of a dancer's looks, which to me includes things like weight and fitness. He obviously thinks it's shallow to care about weight and…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by earlier this week after...

Stopped by earlier this week after reading the previous reviews. The reviews are accurate in that the place is a bit of a dive with a very mixed crowd and a wide range of…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Went...

Went here on a Monday night which is unusual for me becasue I usually go on tues when there are 2 dollar beers. Pleasant surprise... rock 101 was there and…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a Tuesday at...

Stopped in on a Tuesday at lunch and the place was quiet. Girls explained that the construction and clsoing of the I-96 exits onto Telegraph was hurting business. Didn't have a whole lot…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Almost all foreign (Brazil?) with heavy...

Almost all foreign (Brazil?) with heavy accents. This can be good and bad. The place is shaped like a shoebox with an island bar in the middle and seating all around it.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My last trip here was a...

My last trip here was a bit of a disappointment. Perhaps the 'house was just having a bad day, I don't know. Many new faces, none of the good ones from the past. I must…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I used to stop in here...

I used to stop in here about once a month when I was in town on business, but this might be my last trip for a while. The last couple of times I was…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Nice dancers ... VERY nice lap...

Nice dancers ... VERY nice lap dances. Ladies perform lap dances in booths to the right side of the stage, in open view of other patrons. $8 cover charge ... and a GOOD lap dance…

Bada Bing

Lincoln Park, Michigan

This club keeps drawing me back....

This club keeps drawing me back. Probably because its one of the few in my nieghnorhood that i can get in to. This club is the best. I gets better and better.…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

Well I start by saying that...

Well I start by saying that I did read all the reviews before going here, so I guess I should have not been surprised with what I encountered. I mean how bad could it be…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Very nice looking place. Well...

Very nice looking place. Well lit parking lot, nice inside and out. If any one is worried at the location, don't be! Club looked to be newly remodeled, 3 main stages going along with…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

If you like thick black women,...

If you like thick black women, this is your place. If you like thick black ho's, this is really your place. The cab driver told me Hour Glass was one of the raunchier…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

Weird. For the first time ever,...

Weird. For the first time ever, I went to this club and found a number of attractive dancers. All of them seemed to be new. The balance seemed to be made up of the usual,…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Went by on a Sunday evening...

Went by on a Sunday evening about 9pm. The club was still rather slow with the night shift dancers still coming in. Met up with Wendy, who took me up to the upstairs VIP area.…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Ended up here on a Monday...

Ended up here on a Monday night after stopping in at the Rhino. The Rhino had about 7 dancers on the floor and none of them were especially appealing to me. Here however,…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Very middle of the road club,...

Very middle of the road club, straight up as described.. $20 to get in then many prices for beer and drinks. Not a very private setting unless you get taken to a far away booth.…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I reviewed this club a while...

I reviewed this club a while ago and at the time was not all that impressed. Since then I've been back a couple of times. This place obviously has the market in Salem…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

I went by on a Wednesday...

I went by on a Wednesday afternoon. PARKING, as always, a problem. Not sure they can do anything about it, as there is no place to expand parking. There were a couple of new dancers…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I'll start by saying that this...

I'll start by saying that this is by far the best club I've been to in California; mind you I have not been to the Mitchell Bros. establishment. With that being said I love…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

1st floor bar and 1 main...

1st floor bar and 1 main stage with 2 small stages. The upstairs has private rooms and a dining area overlooking the 1st floor main stage. Food is great and so are the ladies.

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Had the opportunity to go back...

Had the opportunity to go back to this club at the end of March and confirm that it was as good as I thought during my last visit (in November). If anything, it was better.…

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Spent an hour or so here...

Spent an hour or so here while waiting fo my flight to depart from Newark. Typical NJ bikini club set up for the most part, ie dancers dancing behind the bar hounding you for…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went to MBOT two weeks ago...

Went to MBOT two weeks ago and had the time of my life. The club is unusual in that the girls seem to set there own dress code. Trina Banks walked up to me…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to the club on Monday...

Went to the club on Monday night. The club is really nice and upscale. Only about 20 dancers that I could see. Most of whom were blonde. No ethnic girls noted. I tipped the…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Went on a Tuesday night. ...

Went on a Tuesday night. Club had at least 15 dancers, mostly Latinas. The girls ranged from 6 - 9 with many more 9's than 6's. Had a couple beers and went…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ever wonder what happeneded to the...

Ever wonder what happeneded to the old Tender Trap? This is it. The name lead me to believe that it had gone upscale ... but not the case. The no cover was a plus for…

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guys who talk the stripper home

Yeah i did it everybody I took a stripper home with me when she got off work. I only got one dance but she took a liken to me. She asked me if i would take her home…

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Most Effective Clothing for Climaxing

I have seen mixed reviews here on the board about what to wear. The "Rules of the Road" suggests definitely not to wear denims but instead to wear Dockers slacks. Other posters here have suggested gym shorts or…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Visited earlier this year and noted...

Visited earlier this year and noted a lot of changes since the last time I was there. They added private rooms. Wow! A young lady talked me into going into the private…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have been going to strip...

I have been going to strip clubs for many years and this place is certainly the worst one I have ever been to. This is a true rip-off!…

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Anyone know what DP stands for?

Hey Guys, I'm pretty new to this web-site and have been reading a lot of the chat that's going on for different clubs. You guys sure have a vocabulary all your own. Can't tell you how many times…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went down to Myrtle to play...

Went down to Myrtle to play some golf and decided to give Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach a shot. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of ladies working. I suspect most of these girls were…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by the club last Thursday,...

Stopped by the club last Thursday, April 14th and it was quite crowded. Saw the standard PP feature who was not memorable. In my opinion, the quality of the entertainers is not what…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I really like this place. It's...

I really like this place. It's CLEAN as hell, the girls are almost always nice and friendly, and the day shift girls are REALLY awesome. It's probably the best day shift crew I've ever seen…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Club was nothing but a shack...

Club was nothing but a shack with ugly girls there. Service was horrible, the girls do not approach you at all (not that you wanted them to). Had a quick lap dance from…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

Very upscale club in a convienent...

Very upscale club in a convienent well lit location. Girls were pretty, but did not for the most part chat with customers or approach for dances. On each table and along the LONG bar were…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Only reason it gets a five...

Only reason it gets a five is because of the location and variety of girls. This place is terrible, no liqour, pricey, and no interaction with the dancers. Stay away and spend your money somewhere…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This place has a great atmosphere....

This place has a great atmosphere. Apparently it used to be a flop house type hotel, but it has really been fixed up. It could easily be one of the trendy restaurants popping…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Good time on a recent visit....

Good time on a recent visit. GREaT selection of cute young hotties. Lots of mileage. Currently the best place going down here. Always worth a peak in.

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to ATL on business and...

Went to ATL on business and checked out 24-K. As mentioned earlier, this club has probably the worst layout I've ever seen. The stadium seating is weird, and makes you feel like you're…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Stopped in around midnight last night....

Stopped in around midnight last night. Pretty much what you'd expect - about 30 customers and 20 dancers, most in the the 5-7 range but a few 8's and 9's. As before, many…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I visited Pleasures on 4-19-05 (Tuesday)....

I visited Pleasures on 4-19-05 (Tuesday). After seeing previous reviews, I would have liked to check out the day shifters, but it was about 9PM when I finally got there. I was very…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I'll go with the slight improvement,...

I'll go with the slight improvement, but it still has a long way to go to make it back to its glory days. I still enjoy good guys more strictly because the talent is better.

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

After a long absence I returned...

After a long absence I returned here. For late on a Thursday night, the place was almost full with both customers and dancers. The energy level was good. Most of the dancers didn't excite me…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Plenty of high milage girls to...

Plenty of high milage girls to pick from and none that I have found are to posesive so you can try out a different girl with out getting your regular upset. $10.00 cover with no…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I was down in myrtle beach...

I was down in myrtle beach in late march for a golf /strip club vacation. The Masters is the best club I have found in town!! I usually am turned off by the…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

I have been to the club...

I have been to the club a couple of times in the last few months. It is not as entertaining as it was a couple of years ago. The girls are 7's and 8's with…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Went in on dayshift, and man...

Went in on dayshift, and man I've never seen so many pretty, lazy girls in my life. I stayed for about an hour and left. The only reason I stayed so long was…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I spent a couple of days...

I spent a couple of days is the St Louis area and hit this club on Thursday afternoon Friday afternoon. The club is very big and it feels like you are in a casino.. It…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

The king is dead. This...

The king is dead. This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available any more for dances and all dances are done in a semi public area…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This is a great place to...

This is a great place to hang out on a weekend night! This club has a decent number of good looking girls. Some of the girls are very athletic on the pole. Most of the…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

I had been to this neighborhood...

I had been to this neighborhood place many times. Thursday, for the first time, I went to the VIP area. Cost was $180 for an hour plus tip. Had a fantasic Eastern…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

The club is currently renovating to...

The club is currently renovating to meet RI code (changed since the Station Fire). The renovations mostly are to add a sprinkler system, but there are a few others too. The main bar…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I spent a couple of days...

I spent a couple of days is the St Louis area and hit this club on Thursday afternoon and night, and Friday afternoon and night. The club is not very big. It has one stage.…

Heart Breakers

Glen Ridge, New Jersey

Gotta say I agree with the...

Gotta say I agree with the last post. High mileage, average girls. Best feature is definitely the curtained rooms, which offer a lot of privacy. Worst feature is that you may have to, on a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I stopped by BD on a...

I stopped by BD on a recent trip to Dallas. First visit was a Thursday afternoon. Left after 30 minutes because I couldn't find anyone that turned me on. But I returned for the evening…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I took your advice and tried...

I took your advice and tried Robyn. She has a killer body and smells great both front and back. I found out she likes older guys. I paid, took her to the…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I been to the club a...

I been to the club a couple of times in the last few months. The girls are 7's and 8's with a one of two 9's in the group. The crowds are large on…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Two recent visits, overall things...

Two recent visits, overall things are holding steady. Recently, found my way in on a Saturday night, ran into a pretty lady named Bridget. Fake boobs, slender body. Overall pretty hot.…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Scary...went there on a big Saturday...

Scary...went there on a big Saturday night in April. $20 cover (never a cover?), rough looking crowd, not a great neighborhood. Didn't stick around long enough to sample any of the goods...

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

It was Tuesday, near dinnertime. OG...

It was Tuesday, near dinnertime. OG was nearly empty - very unusual in my opinion. Not since a 9AM visit some years ago have I seen the place that deserted. I would estimate there were…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

20$ entrance fee for a year...

20$ entrance fee for a year membership. After that you can bring a guest in for 15$. Women- mixed bag. I went saturday night a month ago and they were 7-9's.…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I spent a couple of days...

I spent a couple of days is the St Louis area and hit this club on Friday afternoon and night, and Saturday afternoon and night. The club is pretty big. It has three stages. Each…

Shangri La West

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Finally somone in Ft. wayne knows...

Finally somone in Ft. wayne knows how to run a strip club. I was greeted by the mgr like he was glad I came into his club. Nice. Dancers have good to great bodies, faces,…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Visited twice recently (a Sunday afternoon...

Visited twice recently (a Sunday afternoon and a Tuesday evening) and Rick's is going strong (still one of the best clubs anywhere, if you're not too concerned about privacy or nude private dances). As…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

On a recent Friday evening the...

On a recent Friday evening the club seemed slower than usual, at least at the beginning of the evening. Not many customers and not many dancers. Perhaps like many clubs, the dancers at…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Made a lunchtime trip to PT's....

Made a lunchtime trip to PT's. Since it was just after opening, there were only a couple girls dancing. Took advantage of the $4 steak lunch--a good deal. Made it up to…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Had a good Friday night experience....

Had a good Friday night experience. While not a top notch club, I had a good time. Reminded me a bit of a Vegas club (Cheetah's, perhaps) in its size. Quality wasn't…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Have been in Outer Limits now...

Have been in Outer Limits now five or six times since my last review. I still enjoy the place, though the quality of the private dances varies. You get a lot for your…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Went here for a bachelor party....

Went here for a bachelor party. $20 cover on a Saturday night, line outside, took awhile to get in. No cell phones allowed, leave it at home or you have to turn it…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Monday afternoon. The place was pretty dead, both from a patron and girl standpoint. Only had four girls working, ranging from 4-8 in looks, with one of…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

Quite a few cuties in here....

Quite a few cuties in here. Stopped in late evening a couple of weeks ago. Definate mid pressure situation. Paid 5 cover and bought a 4.50 beer. Most of the girls were all sitting together,…

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What is the best way to ask a stripper for FS

Tonight I got almost all the way but I could not figure out a nice way or requesting FS. Anybody got a fool proof line that won't insult her or mak me feel stupid?

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

I will start by saying this...

I will start by saying this isn’t the worst club I have ever been to but perhaps the most annoying and bizarre one. First of all the girls were extremely un-friendly, which I am…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went back in last Monday day...

Went back in last Monday day shift, had a few dances with Robyn a really nice chick with really short black hair, and great body. This chick has to be one of the nicest girls…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Tried this club again on this...

Tried this club again on this visit to the area, on a Monday night. Parking lot attendant told me that there were 7 dancers, and parking lot and street seemed pretty full, but only…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Based on my first visit to...

Based on my first visit to this club back in January, I went back recently on a Tuesday evening while in the area. I got there about 9 PM. Lots of dancers (15+),…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Was curious how this club would...

Was curious how this club would stack up against some of the Bridgeport clubs that I had visited during my first visit to the area about 3 months ago (and again this trrip). This…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I am rating this club as...

I am rating this club as high as 5 based purely on potential. (Normally, I would give an empty club a 1 or 2). The night I was there, the place was literally…

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More stripper shit

Here we go again. Until recently I've had a favorite who I saw fairly regularly. From almost the very beginning she has been extremely open with me and has told me an awful lot of personal stuff without…

Mynx Stratford

Stratford, Connecticut

This place is an as yet...

This place is an as yet relatively unknown gem! Went there Friday evening while in the area, strictly out of curiosity based on the recent reviews on this website. Wouldn't you know it:…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped in about two weeks ago....

Stopped in about two weeks ago. Was told that the dancers have to be careful with the couch dances, because the owner can watch them from his home on his computer. The girls…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

This is an odd club. ...

This is an odd club. I went there for the first time in a couple of years and had to be frisked entering! There are quite a few shady characters there. There…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went on Monday night about 8:30....

Went on Monday night about 8:30. Maybe 35 patrons and 15 dancers. Dancers mostly ranged from 5 to 8. There was one overweight 3 though. She comesy up to you from…

Chantilly Lace

Portland, Oregon

This continues to be a favorite...

This continues to be a favorite club. There are a reasonable number of nice looking girls, mostly 5-7, although there are a number of 3's and a couple 9's. I had a show from a…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

You can get a lot of...

You can get a lot of action at this club, depending on the girl and how much money you bring in. Most girls at least do a hj in a show, but if you…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

I think this club has a...

I think this club has a lot of appeal in a different way compared to the Providence clubs. It really is a bar with strippers that dance on the bar. It is family run, the…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

The girls were generally good quality,...

The girls were generally good quality, but the place was a bit too clean. Plus many of the girls were really selling the champagne room. Still, I ended up finding a…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

I go during the day before...

I go during the day before 6 pm and this place still isnt fun. The same dancers who sit around and dont interact. Not a fun place

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

My buddy and I checked this...

My buddy and I checked this place out after a successful day in Tunica. Had to spend some of the casino's $$ on the hotties at Christie's. This club is very nice inside. Is BYOA…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

Here in Virginia, there isn't much...

Here in Virginia, there isn't much to choose from in strip clubs. While Showcase is the best in the area, it's hard for an old married guy to get there with the hours they are…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Club is one of the best...

Club is one of the best in the Chicago area. The girls are very glamorous and well kept. Offer dances in 2 for $60 increments which are well worth it. The girls are friendly and will actually…

Bar Gau Gau

Puerto Peñasco, Sonora

Gau Gau is a topless strip...

Gau Gau is a topless strip club located just off 13th street on the main "dirty" street of Puerto Penasco (Rocky Point), Mexico (just ask any local restaurant worker or taxi driver where it is!).…

Alicia's Sports Bar

Cleveland, Tennessee

More changes. They are...

More changes. They are now open only Thursday, Friday and Saturday from 6:00 pm till whenever they decide to close. The girls are complaining and leaving though a few decent gals are still…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went to BD's last night for...

Went to BD's last night for the first time. I'm in Dallas on business. As others have mentioned the club is huge. A fair amount of hot women were there last night…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This continues to be the best...

This continues to be the best club in Dallas or probably Texas. If you can't find a girl to your liking you must be gay. The dances are outrageous. Bring money and…

Pleasures Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I used to frequent this place...

I used to frequent this place in the day time, before 7pm. It's a small place, but there were a few nice looking girls there. A couple of cute hispanic girls with nice butts, and…

First King

Gardena, California

I visited the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino...

I visited the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino on Thursday April 21 about 11 pm. Cover was $20. In my vast strip clubs jaunts throughout this great land, I have never been to a more…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

This club is now closed Thursday...

This club is now closed Thursday through Saturday. They're open Sunday to Wednesday. This by order of ABC and the city of Irvington, which is out to shut this club down. Now…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to Treasures last Tuesday. I...

Went to Treasures last Tuesday. I was really surprised. Not very crowded. Took forever to get the first drink. Finally went to the bar and got a beer, then went back and found a booth.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This club is very friendly to...

This club is very friendly to couples, on many occasions I have been in this club I saw many dancers giving more attention to couple then the single customers. If people are blocking your view…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

Well.. this is a hole in...

Well.. this is a hole in the wall joint with a bunch of fat girls. Don't get me wrong, there are A COUPLE worth looking at, but the rest are HUGE. The drinks prices are…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I decided to stop by here...

I decided to stop by here since it had been awhile. Same $40 cover. Went in just as I saw a huge group of Asian men leaving. Lots of girls, lots of hotties.…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

I stopped in again while...

I stopped in again while i was out to a late meeting. The place starts to wake-up at about 9:00 PM and gets better as the night goes on. I was pleasently…

Savannah Gentlemens Club

Savannah, Georgia

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a Saturday evening. It had been closed for several months. The club is now under new management and seems to be a friendlier place. The new owner was…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's just TOO BIG! If...

It's just TOO BIG! If there aren't a couple hundred customers at Sapphire, you feel like there's no reason to stay, nothing's happening. This trip, I happened to drop in on a…

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Strippers who try to HIDE their CRIMINAL BOYFRIEND

What do you think of strippers who have a BOYFRIEND who has a CRIMINAL HISTORY who try to HIDE this? Also, how does it feel if a stripper who you like REFUSES to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB because…

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Signs that a dancer's S.O. is in the club

I was at one of my regular clubs last month and observed that 2 of the dancers had their boyfriend with them. On this occasion the club was very slow and you could easily see that these guys were…

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Rude strippers

Just why is it that a few strippers turn rude when turned down for a dance? Do they think the customer is not going to return or will not remember or care? There are different levels of rudeness…

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What do you think of stripper who LIE and MANIPULATE in order to make MONEY?

What do you think of strippers who LIE and MANIPULATE in order to make MONEY? Should they be allowed to continue this behavior? What do you think should be done about this? If a stripper LIES about…

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Where are the clubs where almost all the strippers rate 9 or 10?

I'm just curious. What kind of clubs are these too if you can name one or two? I suspect if almost all the girls rate in looks at a 9 or 10 that there might be a lot…

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Would you be suspicious of a stripper who?

Would you be suspicious of a stripper who claimed she knows you from several years ago but you can't remember anything at all about her? Then she mentions there's a picture of me in a club I visited many…