Well I start by saying that...

Well I start by saying that I did read all the reviews before going here, so I guess I should have not been surprised with what I encountered. I mean how bad could it be right!? As we drove up there was a banner touting “Under new management” (so how bad was the last management!?). As we approached the front door we were “greeted” by a doorman that insisted that he “pat us down” which incidentally was the highlight and the only action we got all evening. It was a $10 cover. As we walked in we sat down and watched the waitress towel down the stage and mirrors, she was cute and friendly but she was the only one. We waited approximately 15 minutes for the first girl to come on stage and we were treated to what I can only be described as Ray Lewis’s twin sister dancing. She makes me think that congress is too worried about steroids in sports, but should be concern about steroids in stripping. She looked like she was also experiencing “roid rage” as she looked very angry. After two songs of this she finally came off and we were treated to another 15-minute intermission, no one on stage and no one coming over to ask us for a table dance. The next girl came up on stage and looked extremely bored after her two songs we again were treated to yet another 15 minutes of intermission which was curious because they had 5 girls on and only had one stage to fill? Anyway during all this time the D.J. was playing all and I do mean all soft rock. The only female that even talked was the waitress and she was the only positive in this otherwise crap club. So fast-forward about 2 hours (yes, we stayed 2 hour you know a train wreck) and Ray Lewis’s sister was back up on stage and she was handed a Twinkie, which she sucked on, and I guess she was trying to be sexy? But this was more like feeding time at the zoo! All and all this is the WORST club I have ever been to. Memo to Déjà vu headquarters: take your name off this club immediately!!!! I wish that I could give this club a lower rating but TUSCL won’t let me use negative numbers! If I thought I could get away with it I would burn this club down and save all future patrons from having to suffer the same fate.