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Dick Reactions

How many of us have had our dicks come out on purpose or by accident during a lap dance? How does the dancer reacts to it? Does she still dance, but around it, or does she go with the flow…

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North Myrtle Bch, SC

We've got a group going to Myrtle in two weeks, and are looking for suggestions as to where to go, based on: 1- MILEAGE 2- Looks 3- Bar availability thanks.

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to the club on Wednesday...

Went to the club on Wednesday night. Nice crowd and about 20 dancers (from 3s-9s). Good feature act, but went too long for the little actual show provided. Dances were mostly air,…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

I am giving the Safari a...

I am giving the Safari a pretty strong rating, even thought couch dances are air. This place has been redecorated with multiple stages with interesting lighting and the atmosphere is far better than most other…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by on Wednesday night. ...

Stopped by on Wednesday night. The place was the same as my visit a couple of years ago. Only difference was, the "quality" of women, which was pretty bad two years ago, had…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went to the club on Wednesday...

Went to the club on Wednesday night and I have to agree with the previous reviewer that they should institute a manditory retirement age for the dancers. Many of them looked like they were…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice atmosphere. Lots of women...

Nice atmosphere. Lots of women that rate between a 6 and a 9 (for an Atlanta stripclub, that says a lot). Not a good mixture of ethinicities, though. I like to have…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Took a client out to dinner...

Took a client out to dinner last night and ended up at the Oasis after a not so great stop at the Pink Pony (see that review). Although my ATF Jersey wasn't there we…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Took a client out to dinner...

Took a client out to dinner last night and went out for a little "entertainment" afterwards. We started at the Pink Pony and I have to admit that I was not impressed. There…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

First time in here in awhile....

First time in here in awhile. Sunday afternoon. Must've been an off day, with the usual (in my experience) Honey's hustling going on. More than any other area club, I can count…

November Bar N' Grill

Tucson, Arizona

Stopped by while in the area...

Stopped by while in the area (Curves) based upon reviews here. I arrived at about 9pm on a thurs. Very bad, two dancers (1-2 quality), heavy, not attractive, nobody dancing. They were just…

Angels Adult Entertainment

North Miami, Florida

I visited around 2:30 PM Friday....

I visited around 2:30 PM Friday. Bought a water for $4 and gave a $1 tip. Lots of dancers, but no real hotties or real dogs. I was waiting/hoping for a dancer who usually…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Overall a pretty good club. ...

Overall a pretty good club. Right off of I-64 exit 6. Lots of strip clubs right here. This was my first visit to Miss Kitty's, although I had been to several other clubs in…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another trip to the DFW area...

Another trip to the DFW area yielded great results at BDD - this is a place to visit and invest in the right girl wisely. But once the investment is made you will have a…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Once again a dissapointment. Too...

Once again a dissapointment. Too many customers and not enough dancers. If you are not a regular you will be entirely left alone.

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

For MA standards, its a good...

For MA standards, its a good place. Pretty girls but lap or a mean air dances are all you are going to get here. There are 4 stages - 1 main stage with…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Highly recommend. This is an expensive club....

Highly recommend. This is an expensive club. Expect to spend around 100+ dollars for a decent time. It is well worth the money, though, because there is a real touch of class. Its best not to go…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

The girls arent the prettiest, but...

The girls arent the prettiest, but the place is very laid back. You can actualy relax in there and enjoy some girls. they have pretty good dring spcieals there too.

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

The Dollhouse has become a favorite...

The Dollhouse has become a favorite of our annual golf trip. smaller than some others and more intimate and less 'gym-like' we love spending several evenings here and ALWAYS return at least 4-5 times…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Definitely a must in MB! ...

Definitely a must in MB! Lots of room...lots of Rooms! and lots and lots of gorgeous ladies! The most class on the strand and more than most anywhere else!!

Karma

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Second visit in this week. I...

Second visit in this week. I reported the mad pissing to the door girl Amber. She understood, but I wonder if the management even cares. What they need to do is plant plam trees on…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

In town again on business. Haven't...

In town again on business. Haven't been to Ten's in awhile. Set up rather dark and porno theater atmosphere (Candy Store is a better choice but same type). Girls okay 5-6 with some contact,…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

I am not a fan of...

I am not a fan of the TD chain in Tucson. They seem to want to be a high end club (LV style) and get your $$, but at least LV offers gorgeous dancers (ho's)…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

Topless Bar that sells beer on...

Topless Bar that sells beer on premises. $3.00 for domestic bottled beer. Women Range from 3-7. Blue collar crowd even for Knoxville area. 1 stage 1 song sets usually short. $5.00 table side dances where you…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Well for what it's worth I'll...

Well for what it's worth I'll do a belated review of La Chambre. I had high expectations based on the reviews here, plus my buddies who live in Detroit said they had been here a…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I have mixed feelings about this...

I have mixed feelings about this place. On the one hand, it has a great atmosphere and feel for a club. Good music, good sound system, lots of eye candy on the stages,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Gentleman, We've been getting alot of...

Gentleman, We've been getting alot of calls as to who are the new owners, when are you opening, and why the name change. Allow me to clarify this. The owners of ybor strip also have…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to the city of sin...

Went to the city of sin and boy did I find it. What a great club. The gals are great and friendly. Waitress give great service and most of all you leave feeling like you…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

We had a weird experience at...

We had a weird experience at this club. It has a cool layout, and the girls are definitely hot, but they were hard to get. Wasn't that crowded when we went. The…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped in last night. Ok...

Stopped in last night. Ok time. Little slow. Just had laps in main area. Agree with previous poster that Jenny gives good laps. Would highly encourage all to test drive in…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I heard great things about this...

I heard great things about this club from buddies but I could never have imagined it. This place has wall to wall gals. What ever your taste you will find it here. It was…

Angels Adult Entertainment

North Miami, Florida

I visited around 7 PM Thursday...

I visited around 7 PM Thursday and the club was packed. The bartendar now has a uniform which I find depressing. There is also a TV playing porn as well as other TVs…

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Some "men" have actually succeeded in BUYING a GIRLFRIEND in a strip club

There have been "men" who have gone to strip clubs and spent large amounts of MONEY on a stripper and BOUGHT themselves a GIRLFRIEND as a result. Some of these "men" (who may have MONEY but may also be…

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Customers in DENIAL who TELL strippers to worry about STALKERS

There may be some customers out there who TELL strippers to worry about STALKERS. I have seen posts on various boards about customers who "WORRY" when a stripper they have never met before tells her "REAL NAME" (they CLAIM…

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MANIPULATIVE strippers taking comfort in the mindless drivel of anonymous intern

On stripper oriented message boards there have been strippers who (from their posts) seem like they are MANIPULATIVE and AGGRESSIVE in making MONEY off DESPERATE. LONELY customers who may be PATHETIC LOSERS. These strippers sometimes DISLIKE both their customers…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Love this place. Can't reccomend it...

Love this place. Can't reccomend it enough. Always spend way more money than I intend to....just can't help myself. VIP and a great time. Can't wait to go back!

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I haven't been to many clubs...

I haven't been to many clubs here in San Diego, but Cheetah's is great. It's $18 to get in the first time, then youg et a VIP card and it's $8, including 2 drinks. Dances…

Fritz That's It

Bellflower, California

One of my favorite clubs in...

One of my favorite clubs in the Los Angeles area, for several reasons. One, they have a full bar. Two, the girls there are pretty good looking over all. Three, the…

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Strippers claim they have to "get to know you better" before telling personal

Sometimes, a stripper will tell a customer that she has to get to know him better before telling him anything personal about herself (even her (real) NAME). This is often an excuse that a stripper uses to get more…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

When I go to vegas (around...

When I go to vegas (around once a year) I try to get to OG and Cheetahs. Got to Vegas on a recent weekend and headed to Cheetahs Saturday at 5pm. The place…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped in here Monday night 2/28/2005...

Stopped in here Monday night 2/28/2005 while on vacation in Vegas. I'm a dancer in Wisconsin and I was very impressed by this club. It makes all the clubs here look like dives. There are…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

One more disappointing experience at baby...

One more disappointing experience at baby dolls. As others have noted, this club does not deserve to be in the top 40. Customer service is lacking. Avoid dancer Autumn. She performs acrobatic stunts in the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is one of those places...

This is one of those places that has a few really hot girls, with the rest ranging from fairly decent to "yikes!" Maybe the manager is too nice a guy, because there are definite…

Catwalk Club

New Haven, Connecticut

NO liquor - girls are average...

NO liquor - girls are average at best. The place is small and the girls are not very talkative. If you get lucky and find the right girl you can get a great all nude…

Balloons

Providence, Rhode Island

Nothing beats a strip club open...

Nothing beats a strip club open until 5AM! Went there this past weekend when Cheaters closed, the girls are OK - no "10's" but they seem to friendly and willing to do whatever.…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

The place is dirty, the music...

The place is dirty, the music is hip hop, the cover gets you a bottle of water or something,and a private dance ia $40.00, though they do have specials for half price. In the private…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Rachels is a good club. ...

Rachels is a good club. The girls are pretty as Dollhouse, but a little on the stuck up side in this club. I've had a few table dances. Although they were enjoyable,…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Schieks is a decent club, depending...

Schieks is a decent club, depending on what you're looking for. If you want an abundance of beautiful, young dancers to watch as you sip your cocktail, this place is a good option.…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

For the ordinences being strict in...

For the ordinences being strict in O-Town, it's still the best in Orlando. Even though I like a little contact, I still enjoyed the table dances at DH. The dances are $10, but…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Went last Monday night. Not...

Went last Monday night. Not too bad. 6-8 girls to choose from. I always pass on the private dances since it is New Hampshire and the not touching rule is in effect.…

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PEOPLE who go ON AND ON about HATEFUL things on MESSAGE BOARDS

i believe in two things..karma and balance.what you give is what you get back in life.if someone has deliberately wronged you somehow,guess what...something will happen to them that wont be on the fortunate side.i say this to rl especially,since i…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I rarley get to Thee dollhouse...

I rarley get to Thee dollhouse but when I am in town on business I go to see a woman I have known for years and was very dissapointed she is no longer there.…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

First let me say I'm use...

First let me say I'm use to more upscale clubs in larger metropolitan areas. This club is really in the boonies. Medway has one traffic light. The phone directions are easy to follow and make finding…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

In all honesty it’s very hard...

In all honesty it’s very hard not to like the Admiral. The admiral theatre is a classy, relaxing club, which also has some of the world’s most beautiful women. The Admiral also has regular…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

I was here on a weekend...

I was here on a weekend night around 11pm. There were only 2 dancers,they were nice looking and friendly. The management was cool. I didn't get pressured. The inside is nice and the club has potential…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

This is probably my favorite club...

This is probably my favorite club to go to. Some people dont like it and say that the girls are stuck up and bitchy. I disagree and more then likely the individuals that say this…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

I was in CT for a...

I was in CT for a business trip and a few of us stopped by this club. First thing is the club is not in the nicest of places. Once in the club the atmosphere…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Went here on a Wednesday. Was...

Went here on a Wednesday. Was ok. The club is kind of small. The Vip room has 3 seats but there really is room for one to have a good lap dance which is annoying.…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I love this place! Never been...

I love this place! Never been in the front, but the back is great. It's small, smoke filled and dirty. I felt like I needed a shower after just walking in. Some of the…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Went here a while ago, meant...

Went here a while ago, meant to post a review then but I didn't get around to it, so here it is. Walked in and after paying the cover charge I got to see…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I was here 2 weeks ago...

I was here 2 weeks ago on Saturday night, around 9 pm. I had a great time. There were at least 12 dancers, all were 8, 9, or 10. The table dances…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

Perfect for guys night out. Near...

Perfect for guys night out. Near the University, so tons of young hotties. Downside is the tons of college guys that pack this place all weekend. It was so jammed I had to park next…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I go to OTB somewhat regularly...

I go to OTB somewhat regularly but less so recently. The cover charge is $5. There is a horseshoe shaped bar with a small stage in the center. Only this stage is used in the…

Cabaret

Eatontown, New Jersey

Hadn't been to Cabaret in almost...

Hadn't been to Cabaret in almost a year. Saw lots of construction stuff going on there, and it just reopened. I thought I'd check it out. Nothing much has changed other than…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I had never been to a...

I had never been to a gentelmens club before and I heard about this one. It was an experience that I will never forget, I am definately coming back. The girls there were gorgeous. I…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Was there on a Monday night....

Was there on a Monday night. Not as crowded as it is later in the week. There were plenty of dancers range 6-8. I hung around the bar for about an hour to see what…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Visited club on Wed 3/2 around...

Visited club on Wed 3/2 around 330pm. Small club, on a very busy road. Was the busiest I have ever seen a club at that time of day. At least 15 dancers…

103rd St. Gentlemen's club

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped in one Saturday afternoon to...

Stopped in one Saturday afternoon to check it out. Overall I was not impressed. The place is next door to a tatoo parlor and there were lots of bikers outside the establishment and…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Skanky, dirty, hole-in-the-wall club. A...

Skanky, dirty, hole-in-the-wall club. A fat girl sat on my friend's lap and wouldn't get up (didn't speak English - didn't understand 'no'). But, found a couple gems, and for…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Visited n a Monday night. ...

Visited n a Monday night. About 13 girls working .. range from 3 to 7. Club was run down and had seen better days. A central stage with one girl dancing…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Typical Toronto club. All nude,...

Typical Toronto club. All nude, Booze on site. The lineup was 6-9 range. The lap dance was fairly tame - not as much hands on as other clubs - probably just…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

I went in on a Wednesday...

I went in on a Wednesday night and shocked at what I saw. I'm just not into women with bigger guts than me. When I walked in, there was a small pool table…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Going from the outside appearance I...

Going from the outside appearance I was thinking it is a little more than Birmingham can handle. But when i took the tour inside it is right up there with some of the better clubs…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club for over 15 years. Remember the women being stunning but the staff being anywhere from aloof to downright snooty. The women on this particular night (Sunday 2/27 7:30)…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

This is an old club and...

This is an old club and it shows. It's more like a theater show. There are some good looking girls there. But, there are a lot of not so great ones too. You don't have…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I visited Fantasia on a Thursday...

I visited Fantasia on a Thursday afternoon about 2 weeks ago. Three dancers on duty... Blondie, Cassandra (mentioned in the previous post), and Courtney. Really wanted a VIP from Courtney (cute, with a…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Since...

Since they were advertising in the local magazine that they were renovating for the last few months, I decided to stop in last Saturday night. With I got there…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I was all set to cut...

I was all set to cut this place loose, but I decided to give it one last chance. I've been going to TDs since it opened, and I always enjoyed it. I moved away…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

TT2 continues to improve. Some new...

TT2 continues to improve. Some new 8s and 9s. They now open at noon and the new shift is being discovered. Last Saturday afternoon I had a very plesent time with Ashley and Amber. The…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Went to the showplace today, good...

Went to the showplace today, good crew of women mostly 5-7's no sow's. Sat down, had a beer and took a dance from decent blond from Brazil. Get behin the curtain and she…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Pretty much the best club around...

Pretty much the best club around the area for this type of scene. Wouldn't walk in with too many ideas. People have been known to get bounced out of this place for carrying…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

It's all relative when it comes...

It's all relative when it comes to this club. While there are some good nudist resorts nearby that can proivide some good scenery, this club is alright. It is dark inside. The girls are…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went to the club about 2...

Went to the club about 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Had a dance from Monica who was incredibly sweet and all natural. Got another couple of really hot dances from a…

Jet Strip

Memphis, Tennessee

Had a great time there. ...

Had a great time there. There were girls of all types -- but a couple of them were definitely worth the vip room. DJ was awesome -- wild club -- my kind…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

I may be over-rating this...

I may be over-rating this club because my expectations were so low. I was expecting a bikini bar but saw a lot more skin than I expected. The pasties were not nearly the turn-off…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I visited on a Wednesday evening....

I visited on a Wednesday evening. Had a very good time, mind you it was more expensive than I would usually spend, but I believe in tipping where tipping is due. If you…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Once again the Choice has proven...

Once again the Choice has proven to be the ultimate in VIP services. I have to acknowledge my good friend Aaron for taking care of all of my needs and making my evenings CHOICE. I…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I'm probably rating this place a...

I'm probably rating this place a spot higher than I should just because I remember how it used to be. Anyway, The girls are mostly 6's. Theres a few well above that, but…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Went to the Jet for amateur...

Went to the Jet for amateur night. Here are my remarks in no particular order: 1. They have new comfy chairs. It makes a difference. 2. All the girls but one (Candy) have been regulars for more…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I was bored a few Saturday's...

I was bored a few Saturday's ago and decided to pay a visit to Flasher's. I haven't been to Flasher's in 2 or 3 years. Man, has it gone down hill. The girls were never…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

You know what....Start a chant with...

You know what....Start a chant with me.....Overrated!!! Overrated!!! Overrated!!! Overrated!!! Continue as long as you want. This voting must be rigged. Thats all I can say. Girls overall are 6's and 7's.…

Gentleman's Choice

Montréal, Quebec

Maybe it was because I was...

Maybe it was because I was already half in the bag, but I had more fun here than almost any other club in Montreal. Tipping the doorman is 'customary' and whatever. 2 bucks…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Had to make a trip to...

Had to make a trip to Ft Wayne, so I took a detour to try Hip Huggers in Kokomo. I have to admit, the dancers are pretty and the mileage for a $10 dance…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Pricey, but the girls here are...

Pricey, but the girls here are at least an 8, the ones I saw! In the US, I would rate this club a 9, but having to compare it with others in Montreal, it's…

Alicia's Sports Bar

Cleveland, Tennessee

Not Closed! At...

Not Closed! At least it wasn't 2-18-05. It did close for 3 weeks 'vacation' in January without even posting a note on the door. It certainly did appear to be out of…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I haven't reviewed my favorite club...

I haven't reviewed my favorite club in a while (last July!) so I figured I'd add an update. Yeah, I'm biased, and the '9' rating may seem high. However, this is a phoenix club, and…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Been here a couple of times...

Been here a couple of times now. Mixed bag, but a nice place overall. Clean and friendly staff and waitresses. Bathrooms are good. Ample parking, all that. The girls - by and…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Hit it Wednesday night around 10:30....

Hit it Wednesday night around 10:30. Was pleased to see things were in good shape again, with maybe 50 customers (mostly younger crowd) and about 20 dancers. The best news however was many…

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Customers who want to PRETEND their favorite stripper is afraid of stalkers

Is there any customer out there who wants to PRETEND that a stripper that he likes and wants to have a FRIENDSHIP or RELATIONSHIP with is REFUSING to tell her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER because she is afraid of…

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"Men" who use ILLEGAL DRUGS and TAKE ADVANTAGE of strippers for MONEY

There may be "men" out there who TAKE ADVANTAGE of strippers by PRETENDING to like them, moving in together, and then quitting their job and letting strippers support them. Some of these "men" may be LOSERS who PRETEND to…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Another short visit on my way...

Another short visit on my way out of LA (this club is very convenient to the Santa Monica area). I walked in and my favorite dancer from my last visit, Jennifer, was just finishing…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

since some of the other clubs...

since some of the other clubs in bp have closed down,or have cut back on the amount of girls,this place seems to have drawn a few from other places.not up there yet,but i've also been…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Although I have usually rated YS...

Although I have usually rated YS towards the top of the scale, the trends previously mentioned are bothersome. My recent visit was early Saturday evening (2.26). Less circulation of dancers, which is…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I've been here twice recently and...

I've been here twice recently and had a great time on both occasions. One time was early evening on a Thursday, and the other was lunch on Friday. My first comment is that this place…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Stopped in Friday nite,...

Stopped in Friday nite, first visit in over a year. Physical layout is much the same, though they did take out most of the small TVs and put a large flat-screen by…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Several recent afternoon visits...

Several recent afternoon visits have only increased my appreciation for the MG. Usually 12-20 girls working day shift ranging from 7-9. Met several new dancers, Kim, Kitty, Sue and Natalia all…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I always give PH a 10...

I always give PH a 10 because I like working here. If you have any suggestion email me and I am always looking for ways to improve my proformance @ the job and would love…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

I have had love-hate experiences with...

I have had love-hate experiences with this club. This time it was love ..... give and take. I stopped by on a Wednesday evening around 7:00 and just relaxed a little bit and had a…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Went during the day and they...

Went during the day and they have 2 hot girls that work afternoons. The rest are pretty average. New couch dance area that is real nice

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Paying upfront for dances . . .

With all the dances I've bought over the years only a teeny tiny number of dancers have ask for payment upfront. The only benefit to me is that saying NO to future dances is much easier. In fact,…

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Uncomfortable Wasting a Dancer's Time . . .

Too often dancers want to sit and talk. And, the more they talk the more I feel obligated to buy dances which I'm not really interested in. The reason I'm bringing up this topic is because I was…

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Fetishes

Do any of you have unusual fetishes that you have a lap dancer manifest? I have a fetish for quicksand. I love to see women sink in it -- all the way until they disappear. Visit http://www.quicksandvisuals.com to learn…

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STRIPPERS SEEM TO LOVE ROOFERS AS WELL . . .

Almost all of the roofers I've known had criminal records and more importantly girlfriends who worked as strippers or prostitutes. Perhaps the lessons I learned from my roofer buddies yielded a sexy savy that dancers can't resist. So…

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DITCH YOUR LACK OF SOCIAL SKILLS AND BECOME A CRIMINAL!

How can a guy with no social skills to speak of dump his loser image and become a SMOOTH CRIMINAL? Take heart I've got a few thoughts on the subject! 1. Run through a stop sign. (Even if you do not…

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Strippers PRETEND TO CARE about customers who have NO SOCIAL SKILLS

I was reading on a stripper website about strippers telling other strippers to PRETEND TO CARE about customer who have NO SOCIAL SKILLS. It was said that a customer who LACKS SOCIAL SKILLS would appreciate a stripper CARING about…

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Has anyone been REJECTED by a stripper (in RELATIONSHIP) after his MONEY ran out

Has anyone had a stripper REJECT him and LEAVE him after his MONEY ran out? Has any man out there had a stripper FOOLISHLY WASTE his MONEY and then LEAVE him? BROKE with no love to show for

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If a stripper wants to "get lunch"?

Asking for a little help here! I don't have a lot of experience with strip clubs -- probably fewer than ten visits in my life. The last week, I dropped in on one a couple of times, for…