I visited the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino...

I visited the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino on Thursday April 21 about 11 pm. Cover was $20. In my vast strip clubs jaunts throughout this great land, I have never been to a more disappointing club. Very average talent with a below average work ethic. One thing I have noticed about the Spearmint Rhino chain in general is that the lighting is poor and the stage management (keeping the stage occupied with a dancer at all times) is terrible. I thought that Oxnard, being near LA and the porn capital of the world, would have much better talent.

Gentlemen, either go to an Asian massage parlor, drive further to LA, or best yet keep going to Tijuana.