Maybe "justhavnfun" needs to actually go...

Maybe "justhavnfun" needs to actually go to a club before he reviews it. All the other bars on the south end of Memorial Pkwy (like whichever one 'justhavnfun" supposedly went to) are "dumps". Thats one step below "dive" on the Fujita bar scale. They are all EXTREMELY JEALOUS of the number of patrons Fantasia pulls from them, even a lot of guys who aren't really looking for a strip club will go there, pay the low cover, and drink beer at regular prices in a nicer atmosphere than any other bar within 5 miles on that end of town. Oh yeah, and near naked women on stage too! If you doubt this is true, go into any of them (just don't wear your nice clothes, you might get something on them you can't wash/dry clean out) and start talking about how great you've heard Fantasia is. It's like calling an automatic phone switchboard! (Push one for how nasty we say it is. Push two for how nasty we say the dancers are. Push three for how dissappointed we are the December raid didn't shut them down. Push four for how pathetic we are when we try to call it "Fuck-tasia"....) No, I'm not a Fantasia employee, but I have actually been inside the club more than a few times and certainly more than "justhavnfun". Like all clubs, they go through "up" and "down" periods with dancer turnover, LE, etc.. and my reviews reflect that. But for goodness sake, don't pretend to review a club you've never even entered!