Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

Gosh this place is weird. In...

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Apr 17, 2006, 9:17 AM
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Gosh this place is weird. In a bad way.

I went in here looking for a job as a dancer. The general manager is this old redneck lady, and she's not very nice. Came in the next week to start. The "stage" is a 4-foot-wide strip behind the bar with separating the bar and the stage, very much like a cage. There is no main pole to dance on or do tricks on. I had to watch a ridiculous, corny training video about how 99% of dance moves, lap dances, etc are not allowed, so everyone has pretty much the same routine and low quality lapdances.

The overpriced, $30 lapdances were difficult to sell because the guy must have his hands restrained while the manager watched every dance on a video camera, and the guy is not allowed to even touch the girl. What a rip off. Out of the $30, the dancer only gets to keep $15. More of a rip off. The cover to get into the place is another rip-off, at $8, and you are required to buy overpriced, expensive food. The dances are lame and really not worth the money, and the dancers have to wear shorts while giving the dance and are limited in the types of moves allowed.

There is no dj in this overly-bright lit place, rather the girls must constantly feed their hard-earned tips into a jukebox.

I can't go back here, knowing that customers are being ripped off on crappy videotaped overpriced lapdances. They will even buzz you on an intercom during the dance if they think you are doing something wrong. I got buzzed for dancing "too fast" and the guy got buzzed because they thought he touched me, which he did not.

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