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I recall hearing a few months ago this quote from an author (I believe in relation to gay bathhouses) "The first time you do something it's research, the second time means you're a pervert. I should've stopped at research. It's NEVER a good sign when you hafta haggle at the front entrance to save a measly $7 on the cover charge. After five minutes I finally got through after overpaying $8 (as a local). I saw a girl I had seen a few weeks ago who was def on sumpin (combo of Ecs and a few Valium). We retired to a back room where she proceeded to clean me out of almost $140 in about 15 minutes. Once I said I was out of $$$ she bolted never to say another word to me. I watched her do her robotic stage routine and jetted out never to return again unless there's a gun to my head. H-U-S-T-L-E.