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Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

day shift on weds . went...

day shift on weds . went in for lunch. nice room large stage. great staff and good food for the value. the girls are very classy. 5 for the vip treatment and 20 for the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I returned on Monday after many...

I returned on Monday after many months absence. Dances are 1.5 for $20 (unless you find one of the few dancers who will wait for the next song to begin). Even at that…

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How would you like it if a strip club opened close to your home?

How close? Let's say as close as possible for any commercial property. Close enough that the effect on property values, if any, would include yours. What kind of club? Let's say a type of club you would enjoy if you went.…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

I like this club. I've seen the...

I like this club. I've seen the mileage go up and down -- last time I was here, the mileage was pretty mild. By mild, mind you, there is still constant contact and grinding, even…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I agree with other reviews that...

I agree with other reviews that if you're looking for an upscale "gentlemen's club" you shouldn't bother with Bogarts but for a change of pace and for hanging out at a friendly neighborhood bar where…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

An unexpected surprise in the middle...

An unexpected surprise in the middle of almost nowhere (especially since it's so close to staid Hartford). Had relatively low expectations going in but mildly pleased. Several good looking girls and agree some other posts…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

By far the Best club with...

By far the Best club with in a 90 mile radius of Boston, Ma Well worth the drive. In a two hour span never saw the same girls on stage. Lap dances that leave…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Oregon clubs as a whole are...

Oregon clubs as a whole are pretty lame. Went to this place on Monday and the women were 3-5's low, low contact.. there was one girl named Silent who was fairly decent,…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

This was a good place to...

This was a good place to go for the bachelor party I was with. It was a little retro (neon everywhere), but I guess when ladies start taking off their clothes, who cares?…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis is absolutely awesome. The...

Oasis is absolutely awesome. The club itself is very modern. The dancers are, on the whole, beautiful. Most are very eager to perform. There are plenty of tables, so that you…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Pretty boring. Stayed through (3)...

Pretty boring. Stayed through (3) dancers and was not approached once for a private or anything. As a matter of fact, I sat at the stage tip rail for 2 songs, and waited…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I visited this club a couple...

I visited this club a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday night and had a few pleasant surprises. First, the cover had dropped down from $10 to $5. Bought a soft drink…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Dropped in on a slow Manday...

Dropped in on a slow Manday afternoon. There were about 12 dancers most of whom were "paired up" with guys at the bar. Most were attractive with the occasional clunker, but somebody has to love…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a Thursday evening about 7 PM. Probably 7 dancers working - ranging from a 5 to an 8. Ten bucks to get in, includes a soda. The best looking…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Drinks are prices right and...

Drinks are prices right and the atmosphere is nice. Girls however need some discipline. I don;t knoiw how some of them make money becuase it is hard to get them to show…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

It's been like 3 months since...

It's been like 3 months since I last visited Rooster's Barnyard ... which is kind of weird since this is my 2nd most favorite club of the Atlanta area strip clubs. Anyways, I had about…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

First visit in about a year....

First visit in about a year. The place has gone through an upgrade, both in the furnishings and the talent. The trouble was that there were only two girls there that afternoon (although…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

This club continues to change its...

This club continues to change its interior by adding stages, moving stages, moving private dance area, but the girls for some reason continue to stay the same. Most are very hot and congenial.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I Agree with BM even though...

I Agree with BM even though I'm bias because I actually dance here. I think as far as customer satisfaction goes patrons seem to always be in a good mood when I am here.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Was in Kokomo a few weeks...

Was in Kokomo a few weeks ago and stopped by. This club is not an elegant club, but the girls are very friendly. You just have to spend a little money. After…

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

This club is a dive, dont...

This club is a dive, dont go in here. there is no stage, the girls get up on the bar and dance. there is a jukebox that plays their music. one girl who offered a…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

First of all,as stated in the...

First of all,as stated in the previous review, this club is no longer called Cristal Gentlemen's club but rather the Penthouse club. I wasn't there on the 28th but I was there on the 29th,…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

First time visiting Magic in a...

First time visiting Magic in a few years. Not located in the best part of town, but the talent inside makes up for it. The ladies are thick in the thighs and thin…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I guess I haven't been here...

I guess I haven't been here in a while. The stages used to have a tip rail which was replaced by a velvet rope. Tonight I discovered that the velvet rope is gone, so there's…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

The club is upscale, with a...

The club is upscale, with a wide open front room and a small VIP area in the back. Except for being in a sectioned off part of the club, I don't find a large…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

visisted the pinkpony one evening with...

visisted the pinkpony one evening with out of town business clients. decent sized club with good amount of pretty girls. the prices were slightly high for drinks/vips, but thats expected with nicer clubs such as…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I went back to the Pony...

I went back to the Pony recently on a weekday afternoon and was mildly disappointed. There are still a lot of nice looking women (7 - 9) , but it was the atmosphere or lack…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Got a chance to visit this...

Got a chance to visit this place while in Seattle. Great city and great club. Club easy to get to and seems like a pretty safe area. Big parking lot. Inside there were 2 active…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Archibalds is a great place for...

Archibalds is a great place for lunch during a warm Washington summer. The other interns and I went there last week and although sandwiches were on the menu, it was the beautiful ladies who…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

was there in June on bus....

was there in June on bus. very nice place. When you walk in the stage is right in front of you and the girls are average but incredibly willing. I was taken…

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Would being unusually

brooding cause a stripper to lose interest? I am NOT the life of any party and can be deathly serious most of the time. I sometimes wonder if my personality and lack of alcoholic consumption played a role.......... nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Unusual request Part 2

The former dancer who I had OTC with & called me to take her to a hospital about a month ago, called last Monday. She's out of treatment facility & while we were talking, lost the cell connection. Since…

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How much...

would you pay for a HJ ITC? Do you have a limit? I've paid $0 - $150, depending on a lot of factors: How drunk I am How hot she is How drunk I am How much fun I'm having How drunk I…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Visited the club on Saturday 1st...

Visited the club on Saturday 1st if July. Just after noon. There were only four customers present which was nice. There were only three dancers present which was not so nice.…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I gave up on 4Play altogether...

I gave up on 4Play altogether after a recent visit, probably my fifth. In addition to some girls not getting naked, there was more attitude and fewer lookers. There was also less mileage than their…

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What was your ATF wearing when you first met?

"I met a pretty Funny Girl dancing in tall shoes. She smiled a smile that said hello and chased away my blues." -- opening lines from the poem "Smile for Me" by FONDL. Or maybe this belongs on the thread about drunken…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Many of the reviewers here report...

Many of the reviewers here report a decline in OG. I cannot comment, having only visited for the first time this past week, but I had a wonderful time and in fact was compelled to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Rating could have been a 10...

Rating could have been a 10 if proper negotiations took place prior to going to the VIP room. Anyways, here is my review. Stopped 07/06 in the early afternoon for a few beers and some…

Wonderland Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Had this place recommended by a...

Had this place recommended by a guy at the airport as an alternate to the madhouse of Treasures, told me the girsl were real friendly. West side, not far from a bunch of alternates,…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

The place is in the process...

The place is in the process of remodelling, and for the worse IMHO. Stage in front, small tables facing the stage and many areas for private dancing. The girls are attractive, no…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Cavernous inside, a large stage in...

Cavernous inside, a large stage in the center with many small tables and chairs facing the stage. Alcohol is served here and therefore nudity is limited. A very nice dancer stopped by and…

Party Place Cabaret

Corpus Christi, Texas

Went in late afternoon. Only...

Went in late afternoon. Only a few girls dancing. The girls were rather large in size if you like that. When you tip the dancer on stage she will grind against you…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Since the club seemed like a...

Since the club seemed like a good time when I visited with my wife, I decided to try a visit with my brother, also on a Saturday night. We got there around 10 pm,…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

sSopped in to one of my...

sSopped in to one of my favorite clubs last week. It seems to be somewhat slower but it is after all summer. The talent was very nice that night. I do have to say for…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

went during the day and was...

went during the day and was surprised, nice club once you get in and the girls are very friendly, the dances are great, the girls are energetic and outgoing. dancers here dont bug you for…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Checked out babes sat. caught the...

Checked out babes sat. caught the end of the dayshift. Dayshift is was a pretty hot crew,lots of regulars in the club that cleared out after dayshift ended. I stuck around for nightshift and judgeing…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Well, this club is a good...

Well, this club is a good one, as far as mileage is concerned.. I have been to austin on a 3 day week-end and thought i will check out this place. Parking space is huge..…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I rolled in here this past...

I rolled in here this past Saturday night shortly after 1am -- apparently right after the conclusion of the "Miss 4Play All Nude Competition". By far, this is the classiest strip club joint I've…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

I got to the club around...

I got to the club around 12:30 am and it was packed. When you pay to get in you get a ticket for a free drink. I will suggest getting there early if…

Bear Chest Lounge

Janesville, Wisconsin

Dropped in Saturday night, hadn't been...

Dropped in Saturday night, hadn't been here in about a decade, this is a hard to find hole in the wall SC but for a small town club it's not a bad place. Actually got…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Made another Saturday afternoon visit, and...

Made another Saturday afternoon visit, and I still appreciate the policies and facilities of this fine club. Some of the dancers were a little prettier than my previous visit, and were 7's at least.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stoped in around 6:00 on a...

Stoped in around 6:00 on a Tuesday. The day shift was still on. Most of the girls where hanging out with the regulars. I was only aproched 1 time for a dance…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I liked this club for one...

I liked this club for one reason only HARLEY! She is frickin' gorgeous. Check out the polekatz website she's on there. Otherwise what the previous reviews say is true. If you don't have a specific…

Sugar Bares/Nikita's Playroom

Greensboro, North Carolina

It charts an eight now that...

It charts an eight now that many of the dimes from charlotte are back. After a year or two absence there are 3-6 CLT girls there from Thursday to Saturday. Still has hotties gotti…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

club is great, went there on...

club is great, went there on a sunday night and thought it was gonna be boring but turned out to be better than i thought, its byob so bring your 12 pack and they…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

I really do like the mid-sized...

I really do like the mid-sized towns much more than the big cities. Sometimes they are complete busts, but sometimes you find that you get much better value. The Candy Store puts Tucson in the…

Peanuts and Beer

Tijuana, Baja California

When in TJ I make it...

When in TJ I make it on my top priorty list to go to peanuts and beer. The club entrance itself is sort of down an alley, but visible from the street. The guys at…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A bunch of us visited last...

A bunch of us visited last week saturday, early about 9am, after a long night of gambling. Surprisingly still a fairly good size crowd at that time--around 30-40 customers and 30 girls. Many…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Sammy's is probably the best that...

Sammy's is probably the best that the Birmingham Metro area has to offer (at least until the Furnace opens). Plenty of women - 15 to 20 most nights. $5 pitchers of beer from noon till…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

the club itself was nice enought...

the club itself was nice enought but i had stayed a little later and when i wanlked out there were cop lights everywhere. what must have started in the cllub ended in the parking…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped by the club this past...

Stopped by the club this past Friday.Once again proved itself to be the best club for lap dances,bar none. Besides that place in Mexico which perpetually finishes #1 in this list(only because you actually get…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Nothing at all like the Delilah's...

Nothing at all like the Delilah's Den in South Amboy. This club is small and not well-lit. I have been once on a Thursday evening, when you would generally expect quite a bit…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Wednesday is this places famed Rock...

Wednesday is this places famed Rock Night. Unfortunately this place has had a bad run with DJ's for this night, and the current one takes the cake. The girls on stage were cute,…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

My counterpart and I decided to...

My counterpart and I decided to visit Paradise and I have to say that it was absolutely found it. The club setting is the best in Syracuse and walking into the club, you immediately…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Probably the best club in the...

Probably the best club in the state outside the Detroit area, and as good as any there in some ways. In fact, some of the girls here also dance at the Flight Club when they…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Anytime you can get a stiff...

Anytime you can get a stiff drink and look at titties life is good. THey have pretty much the same roster of girls as last year but occasional newbies. Last three weeks they…

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ATM in a club? Yes or no?

Do you like them being there? Yes or no? Now, that said, assuming most would answer as a customer, how would you answer as an club bartender/owner/manager/dancer?

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited PHL again and I had...

Visited PHL again and I had another memorbale visit. This was my first trip since the smoking ban in NJ and it was much better to sit there without getting covered in smoke.…

Illusion's Gentlemens Club

Palma, Spain

I was not very impressed with...

I was not very impressed with this place. Granted, I went after hunting season, but I still thought the talent would be a little better. The girls were only average and they were…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I returned to...

I returned to L & L South yesterday, a Saturday afternoon about 4PM. Not counting folks at the pool table and hanging at the bar, I'd estimate there were 12 customers…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

This is the first time I've...

This is the first time I've been there in over a year. It's a huge place with lots of beautiful ladies. It does tend to have a party atmosphere. In the past,…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

This was my third place in...

This was my third place in Des Moines tonight. They try to be a classy gentleman's club, as opposed to Big Earl's, which is basically sleazy and the Lumber Yard, which is a party…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I finally had the chance to...

I finally had the chance to pop in here to check it out tonight, as this club was on my list of places to visit while I'm here in LA. Overall I had a positive…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

There is hope here yet! A...

There is hope here yet! A recent visit surprised me in the number of dancers and the amount of offers to meet in the champagne room or outside. This is still only a…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went on Sat night, got there...

Went on Sat night, got there at 7pm as the Showcase was starting. The Showcase for those unfamiliar is where all the dancers are introduced to the crowd as they come down the staircase…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

I spent an evening at the...

I spent an evening at the Grandview after a year or so away from the place. The night I was there they had a penthouse feature so the cover was 15.00. She was less than…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

I said in my earlier review,...

I said in my earlier review, over a year ago, I wasn't sure I was coming back, but I did anyway. The only real reason to go to Des Moines is to visit the…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

excelent girls, wonderful atmosphere, awesome music...

excelent girls, wonderful atmosphere, awesome music and a great price - $10 cover, $40 private dances - its a small club with only one stage but that adds to the intimacy and the girls are…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

This is a nice upscale club...

This is a nice upscale club in the st. louis area. It was formerly diamond cabaret. The girls here are better than average and for the most part not too pushy.Contact varies from girl to…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I have been in to this...

I have been in to this place a couple of times, and I don't like it much. Women seemed to be way too full of themselves, not into true entertainment, and the place had too…

Pallas Club

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in on Friday night, it...

Stopped in on Friday night, it was a lot busier than on weeknights. Two stages open, 2-song sets. Girls ranged from about 5's to 8's, most were enthusaistic on stage. I was…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

After all the positive reviews of...

After all the positive reviews of Oasis, I had to check it out for myself to see how it compares to my favoite club in ATL, Follies. Oasis definitely has some strengths and I…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Have been going to Mardi Gras...

Have been going to Mardi Gras in the afternoon. The girls are nice looking 7-9 scale and the table dances are fairly close for Atlanta. Interesting that this club is in Sandy Springs…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club a lot since I discovered it last year, and it was really growing on me because the dancers are mostly young, hot, alternative & goth chicks who are really…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Was there this week on last...

Was there this week on last Wednesday night. I arrived about 8. The club is a little plain on the outside particularly in comparison to most Reno Clubs. Inside was a bit dark but…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

First time here in about six...

First time here in about six months-spur of the moment decision. It now costs $15 to get in. I arrived about 6:30 PM. THe first thing I noticed was the green string lights around the…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

I thought Biggin's was Great! Me...

I thought Biggin's was Great! Me and my friend went there in 2004 after the Pepsi 400 because our hotel was across the Street. This year we were expecting to go to the Beach Beauty…

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Growing tired of a particular dancer

Have you ever had this happen?? you start getting tired of a particular dancer. And then you stop buying dances from her and get some from other girls? Have you ever avoided that club if you knew…

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Getting robbed in a club

First time for everything. Hang with a girl whom I approached for about 90 minutes, someone who danced for me previously five months ago. At the end of six somewhat decent dances she tells me…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Was here abour four on a...

Was here abour four on a Friday, some of the strippers are pretty old and the bartender is pretty slow with the drinks. I would say it has gone downhill since the first time…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

This place still attracts good talent,...

This place still attracts good talent, but the drinks are expensive, and the lights make me feel like I'm having a seizure. Why do the bright stage lights have to shine in the eyes of…

Peppermint Hippo 2

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Went on Friday afternoon, around 3....

Went on Friday afternoon, around 3. Terrible. There are essentially two "shifts": the afternoon, which usually runs 12 o'clock to 7 pm; and the evening shift, which runs from 7 pm until…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

This club is owned by the...

This club is owned by the same group that owns Heavenly Bodies... That said, if you've been to Heavenly Bodies, you will quickly get the overview of Skybox. This is not a gentleman's club in…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's is the best club in...

Rick's is the best club in the Seattle area, which, due to the many restrictions placed by the city, means it's the best of a bad lot. Arrival at the club, expecially on a weekend night…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

7 pm on Friday 7/7, and...

7 pm on Friday 7/7, and only 2 girls working and at most half a dozen customers. Each did 2 songs on stage. One got nude. They were ok, but the bartender…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

went to the club on a...

went to the club on a Monday. Two of the club favorites were dancing that day. Arrived at 445 but there was a 3 hour wait for Misty and a 2 hour wait for…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

The cover was $7 on a...

The cover was $7 on a Thursday night. Immediately after I sat down the parade of dancers to my table started. Pushing a $65 VIP dance or $5 crappy shot gone as soon…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Visited on a Monday about 5:00....

Visited on a Monday about 5:00. Expected to find the place virtually empty, and I was right. Bxxxx was there with about three other dancers. Nice casual atmosphere when the customers outnumber the dancers. Bxxxx…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Visited on a weeknight evening. ...

Visited on a weeknight evening. There were probably 15 girls working, but I was one of two guys. Strange setup; the girls danced on three different stages. Not a lot of interaction…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Drove past this place today after...

Drove past this place today after a round of golf in the area. It was 3 in the afternoon on a Saturday and no one in sight. There was a large note on the door,…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

The Club Itself: Located right off Yonge...

The Club Itself: Located right off Yonge street, across from a couple hotels and near a university, the club is right in the thick of a major area of traffic and activity. It's neon lights…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Haven't been back in Houston for...

Haven't been back in Houston for business for a long time, decided to check this out to see if it is still the same. Paid the $5 door fee and settled in near the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was here on a weekend afternoon....

Was here on a weekend afternoon. The parking lot was jammed. Almost parked on the side street. The efficiency of the place was stunning. Took one of the three seats available…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I dropped in last night. ...

I dropped in last night. This place is just weird. If you look over the reviews, you'll see that I have been here a number of times. I'm an irregular (I'm not…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't know where the previous...

I don't know where the previous poster saw the bouncers... I didn't even know there was a bouncer. During the day, it is a fun club. The girls do have a tendency to stick…

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Hollywood Tropicana

There used to be a place in LA called the Hollywood Tropicana which featured gorgeous girls who were auctioned off to wrestle with the highest bidder. The girls were unbelievably attractive and wore bikini's, and would make rounds amongst…

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Tropical Lei and Glossary

I plan to fly into Ontario, California next week so I browsed the list for promising clubs in the area. Tropical Lei looks best: http://tuscl.com/clubdetail.asp?ClubID=114 Reviewers used terms like IE, UHM and VHM. The glossary does not define these.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Just the right mix of naughty...

Just the right mix of naughty and wholesome (as in sexy girl next door). I rolled in a little late, 1-ish or so, but some strong stage shows were going on - and the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Made it down here on a...

Made it down here on a Friday night and the place was packed. There were still plenty of girls in all shapes and sizes. I circled around the club a few times before…

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My last message...

For anyone who is interested this will be my last message to our retarded friend davids: "davids / Clifprick / FRUIT LIPS: Instead of trying to insult myself and others by making false claims about what you WISH our sexual orientation…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Stopped in on a weekday night....

Stopped in on a weekday night. Decent crowd, comfortable club with very friendly staff. About 20 girls working, only a couple unattractive. Spent alot of time with a petite blonde named Samantha. Very pretty and…

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How to stop a customer from being as nice to you thread.

My current fav is starting to do this to me. First, she told me she would be in on Monday - but didn't show. No big deal. Tonight, she said she would come over to talk to…

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parody and chandler make strange bed-fellows

I mean they are both pricks, but what else do they have in common? I feel sorry for JC and parody's 300 lb wife.