I rolled in here this past...

I rolled in here this past Saturday night shortly after 1am -- apparently right after the conclusion of the "Miss 4Play All Nude Competition". By far, this is the classiest strip club joint I've ever been to -- more a cozy, club lounge vibe, albeit within a large loft warehouse space -- without the annoying day-glo flourescent lights and cheesy accoutrements normally associated with strip clubs. And the dancers are gorgeous. 4Play seems to draw some of the most tantalizingly, beautiful young thangs in all of So. Cal.

Hustle factor is extremely low; most girls will chat you up awhile before popping the question "wanna dance?" Song lengths are fair -- in the 3 min. plus range. If I have one bone to pick with this place, it's the lack of diverse beauties -- they're disproportionately (at least here in LA) of the blonde, Anglo variety -- who are, admittedly, stunning. But there are other beauties across the color spectrum. My favs include a curvy, all-natural Asian enchantress named Lexi and a fetching Creole knockout, Ciara.