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Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Went this past Sunday evening. As...

Went this past Sunday evening. As usual slow early not too many dancers then after 11 pm things start to pick up. I would recommend stopping in late on Sundays plenty of dancers(all types)…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

hit this place up at 1am...

hit this place up at 1am and was suprised at the girl to guy ratio, there was like 2 strippers per patron, anyways it was a good time and the private dance is worth it…

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RIP Mickey Spillane

In case you missed it, Mickey Spilland died earlier this week. He will be missed. He was 88. And if you're wondering what this has to do with strip clubs, you've probably never read one of his early works…

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I hate airports

Just got back from dropping my off ATF at the airport. She's been here visiting me for 4 days. We had a great time but now I'm kinda down because I won't see her again for 4 months.…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

A comfortable place in a sketchy...

A comfortable place in a sketchy neighborhood. You can walk (1 mile uphill) from the Stamford train station, although it's better to take a cab for about $5-6. I was there on a…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

I only give it a nine...

I only give it a nine for the size. There is no listing yet for the Lace in atlantic city, nj, But it's the same owners. It's more upscale than the other clubs in a/c…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I've been cooling it recently withstrip...

I've been cooling it recently withstrip clubs, prefering to save my money for my next trip to Costa Rica. But I did have an opportunity to visit PH last Friday and wasn't disappointed.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited the club on Saturday afternoon...

Visited the club on Saturday afternoon between 4 and 6 pm. I was impressed by the number of dancers and the quality based on other posts. It was not crowded and the dancers…

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What's the Worse Thing Anyone Did to Get Thrown Out of A club

Pony up what's the worse thing you or your mates did to get you or all of you through out of a strip club. I'm not telling mine tell I see what level of perverts we have on here

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new Lace opened in atlantic city

My Husband and I went to the newest of the Lace clubs in a/c over the weekend. It's not listed on the tuscl site yet but worth the visit. We went on Sunday night, so it was slow and only…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

I made a return visit here...

I made a return visit here on a Monday night in early June. It was a slow night with not many dancers and few customers. Most of the dancers tried to attach themselves…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

The "Houston" comment was not in...

The "Houston" comment was not in reference to where I live, but rather, the best city I have found for strip clubs. Houston, however, rarely comes up as a business destination for me.…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Leaving the Rhino, we sobered up...

Leaving the Rhino, we sobered up at Deja Vu. Got there at roughly 2am on early Tuesday am. About 10 girls (really disappointing) were dancing with roughly 50 guys. Printed coupons for entry from their…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Lena is back! After being...

Lena is back! After being away from the game for two years, she's back. I had not been in while, so when I called the dancer line to find out who was working and much…

Bare Elegance

New York, New York

I went here my last night...

I went here my last night in NYC and some Eastern european peasant girl rode my crotch for like an hour in a dark corner. I practically needed a skin graft when she was done.

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

If you like uninhibited stageside interaction,...

If you like uninhibited stageside interaction, good contact basic lap test drive oppurtunities all delivered in a moderately low pressure atmosphere, this is your club. Went Mo. nite 930-1130PM. $25 cover, $2 non alc. drinks…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wow. I didn't know it was...

Wow. I didn't know it was part of managements job to pose as customers and act like this is some great place!! Totally "factory style" strip club expereince, no privacy, pushy staff, snobby dancers, and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back to the Rhino...always a wonderful...

Back to the Rhino...always a wonderful time at the Rhino! Took a FNG (f%$Kin' new guy) and he had the time of his life. Got to the club on a Monday night at 11pm and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Made a detour going down to...

Made a detour going down to DC. Got there around 1 pm on a Thursday. There was no cover at the door. Was surprise to see so many dancers working ( 20 ).…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I am losing more faith in...

I am losing more faith in this club with every visit. It has gotten to the point where this will be my last trip there for a long time, if ever. The management is dishonest…

Peanuts and Beer

Tijuana, Baja California

Rated an 8 to fit in...

Rated an 8 to fit in with the inflated tijuana scale -- not the best strip club, some nice girls, and of course cheap sex. I agree with the ealier reviewer who siad this was…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Rated 10? You've got to be...

Rated 10? You've got to be kidding. Either someone is stuffing the ballot or they reviewers are still drunk when they review. It isn't even a strip club. Like many clubbers, I go to strip…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Nice club, although a big downer...

Nice club, although a big downer is the fact that this now a smoking place. Other posts describe accurately prices and layout, as well as all the qualities of Katherine so I won't spend to much time…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This was my second trip to...

This was my second trip to Rick's. I went against my usual policy and visited the club on a Saturday night. Lots of ladies and a whole lot of customers. It was…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Club hard to find - it's...

Club hard to find - it's off the highway and a few sharp turns on minor roads, it's not in a high-end area either. Atmosphere is all business - main room looks a…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

This place is right off of...

This place is right off of Times Square, so there are a ton of tourists checking it out and in a small place it got packed quick. It's also hotter than hell in NYC right…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

They have added a couple of...

They have added a couple of Colombian girls (sisters) to their staff - really nasty and willing if you like the type, but do not expect the regular Ladies to ever talk to you again…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times in the past - and the interesting variety of dancers keeps me coming back for more. The club is located a long way from my homes but it…

Edge

Grand Island, Nebraska

We have been stopping at the...

We have been stopping at the Edge a couple times a month for awhile now... Wife and I go,,,, The dancers sometimes are not too good. Wife can flirt and flash here.…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Been a while since i last...

Been a while since i last visited.Things have changed.Dances went from $20 to $30 and the talent has declined.Some things have not changed, the same old man was sittting at the same end of the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I visited the Hip Hugger this...

I visited the Hip Hugger this past Saturday night around 10 pm, and was it ever crowded, at some times standing room only. There is one stage with each dancer working 3 songs.…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

The Bustop is my neighborhood stripclub,...

The Bustop is my neighborhood stripclub, and except for one club in Kansas, this is still my favorite. The girls are beautiful and friendly and the club is friendly and comfortable, if a bit…

Playground Lounge and Casino

Great Falls, Montana

I went through Great Falls on...

I went through Great Falls on Sunday. The Playground no longer exists. It is now called the Buffalo Saloon, no exotic entertainment was advertised on the marquis. It appears to be no longer a strip…

Manhattan Club

Richmond, Kentucky

After leaving Lexington, KY and heading...

After leaving Lexington, KY and heading south on I-75, I stopped off at The Manhattan Club in Richmond, KY, about 30 miles south, about arriving at 7:50PM, Thursday, July 13, 2006. This is the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I happened to find myself in...

I happened to find myself in this area due to a business trip. I have years of experience with Florida clubs but this took my club experience to a whole new level. Before my trip,…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

I was over in Millheim for...

I was over in Millheim for a fishing trip, tried to go to Heartbreakers and found out that they aren't even there any more. Oh well, off for the 40 minute ride over the…

Pure Platinum

Kenmore, New York

I stopped by on a Wednesday...

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening, around 9PM. Approximately 7 to 10 girls working, mostly 5's to 7's. Private dances vary from one girl to another - had one that was…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

I made several visits to Michelle’s...

I made several visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last reviews. Most of the visits were made 7:00PM. I also made one visit in the afternoon (Friday – 7/14) which was after a few…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

This place has greatly improved. ...

This place has greatly improved. I've been in several times in the last month. Mainly Wed and Thurs nights. The quality of dancers is very good. The last 2 times I have been, there…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

My 2nd night traveling to Memphis...

My 2nd night traveling to Memphis and I stopped in this place because it was close to the airport. I was at Christie's Cabaret the night before and was pleasantly suprised; therefore I was…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

I arrived at DV Showgirls shortly...

I arrived at DV Showgirls shortly after they opened at 2:10PM, Thursday July 13, 2006. Upon entering the club, I paid an $8 cover charge. Since this was a nude club, no alcohol was…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

it depends on what time of...

it depends on what time of day you go because i've gone during midafternoon and at night, and literally, it's like night and day, no pun intended. no customers are there during the day,…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Went in, hung out for a...

Went in, hung out for a while but couldn't get any attention. Ladys were just average looking, but totally obsessed on VIP and regulars. I saw plenty of 6's and 7's, but just…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I first arrived at this club...

I first arrived at this club after visiting Cowboys in the early afternoon. Even though the club hours were listed as opening at 12:00 noon, I called and was informed they didn't open up…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I arrived at Cowboys at 11:55AM,...

I arrived at Cowboys at 11:55AM, Thursday, June 13th, 2006. Upon entering, there was no cover assessed since it was a daytime visit. I believe I was the first customer in and I noticed…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I arrived at S.P. at 7:10PM,...

I arrived at S.P. at 7:10PM, Thursday, July 13, 2006. After entering, I paid my $5 cover charge and took a seat at one of the very nice "white table-clothed" tables with comfortable easy…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Must have hit an off day...

Must have hit an off day here. Went in for some R&T but the selection was poor at best. Don't know where all the talent had gone, was a wednesday at like 4pm…

Camelot West

Lexington, Kentucky

Arrived at C.W. at 4:40PM, Thursday,...

Arrived at C.W. at 4:40PM, Thursday, July 13, 2006. No cover charge assessed during daytime. Went to the bar, located directly on left side as you enter, and ordered me a $1.75 longneck. The main…

Wild Cheri Show Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Club definitely seems to have gone...

Club definitely seems to have gone downhill recently. Was there on a weekend night and there were maybe 4 or 5 girls and none above a 5. In the past there has always…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

My third time at Tiffany's... no...

My third time at Tiffany's... no "third time's a charm" approach though... Went with low expectations of seeing the same girls - and my expectations were met for the most part. Of course one of…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

The Mouse's Ear West is easy...

The Mouse's Ear West is easy to find located just off I-40. The night I went there were several dancers in the 7-8 range, a couple in the 9's, and a couple that just…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is by far my favorite...

This is by far my favorite strip club anywhere. In fact, it's really a reason to come to Vegas for me and a lot of my friends. The girls are the hottest in…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Was in the area again and...

Was in the area again and stopped in on a recent weekday, early afternoon. Place was pretty dead, only a small handful of customers, and very little energy. Partook in a couple of…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

When I'm crusin thru St. Paul...

When I'm crusin thru St. Paul at night sometimes I stop by for an hour or so. Since there isn't a cover staying a short period of time is cheap enough. I get a drink(Shm.…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Well this is the tail of...

Well this is the tail of two clubs. The day shift is hit or miss and mostly miss. A couple of 6 or 7's if they show up and generally only 2 to 4 dancers…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

The Matador hasn't changed much in...

The Matador hasn't changed much in the 14 yrs until now. There is now a VIP room with leather couches. It looks really nice, but it contrasts the rest of the club. My friend said…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

After reading the reviews on this...

After reading the reviews on this club I paid a visit on Friday night. It is fairly easy to find as it is visible from hwy501 but it is a little tricky negotiating the access…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I decided to go back here...

I decided to go back here after the big storm to see how its going. Still the best place in New Orleans - although on a national scale, its probably middle of the milage…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I much prefer a dive bar...

I much prefer a dive bar with good lap dances and a friendly attitude over a flashy club with a high hassle factor, even if the dancers in the flashy club are better looking. This…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Very lame. Minimal eye candy for...

Very lame. Minimal eye candy for constant hassles. The girls are seperated from the customers as they dance behind the bar. They wear pasties and full bottoms. The customers are constantly being hit up for dollars. One came…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

I reverse my earlier statement that...

I reverse my earlier statement that this club's dangers aren't any better looking than any other club in town. This club has really turned around in the last year and a half. Last Friday night…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Stud's Pub has been a hangout...

Stud's Pub has been a hangout for the locals for years with no women worth seeing the last few times I went. This attitude changed this weekend when I dropped in and found all…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Was there about 2 or 3...

Was there about 2 or 3 weeks ago on a Sunday night. They seem to be trying to class it up a bit. There were few below average looking women there this time…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Went back for the first time...

Went back for the first time in a long time. Club really hasn't changed, but this visit was on a Friday, so it was definitely busier than during the week. I saw about 12-15 girls,…

Shooter's West

Kenilworth, New Jersey

I went here with a group...

I went here with a group of guys after having dinner at the Hooters which is accross the highway in the median. First, it's a little tricky to get to. Most people will…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I found that the increased dance...

I found that the increased dance price have really turned me off. $100 for 5 is just too risky to try out a new hottie. I have found, however, that the dance minimum…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

I went on a sunday night...

I went on a sunday night - not alot of customers but alot of dancers. Most of them russians ranging from 3 to 7. Only a few 7s. VIPs are 160 for a half hour.…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

Fantasy's is a small club, no...

Fantasy's is a small club, no cover charge, no dress code, and a very limited number of dancers. Since it is a small club, the atmosphere is more intimate. However, the dancers are…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Went on a sat night around...

Went on a sat night around 9pm and they had about 10 girls ranging from a 1 to 9 on a scale of 10. This place was lit up much brighter than the…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

After finding that Uncle Sam's Club...

After finding that Uncle Sam's Club did not exist in this city any longer, I arrived at the only other listed club for Bowling Green, KY, Tattle Tales, at about 8:15PM, Wednesday, July 12, 2006.…

Tan Fannies

Panama City, Florida

I took a friend here to...

I took a friend here to show him how bad clubs can get. It was about sundown on Friday evening and there were two dangers. Both were old, ugly and overweight. We made our exit…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

After arriving in Lexington, KY, this...

After arriving in Lexington, KY, this was the first club I reviewed, arriving at 12:20AM, Thursday, July 13, 2006. After entering and paying a $4 cover charge, I sat at one of about 20…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

In a questionable area of town,...

In a questionable area of town, with many panhandlers outside in the streets. The cover is rather high but between 11:30-12:30 and 5:30-6:30 M-Sat or 6-7 on Sunday the cover is $15. The club is…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

An easy-going, low-key joint that seems...

An easy-going, low-key joint that seems decent enough. The interior is surprisingly relaxed compared to the exterior. Generally a friendly atmosphere, no particular hard sell one way or the other. The women…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Rather than tell you what you...

Rather than tell you what you might think is true, I found it to be so. The club is well lite. went on Wednesday night around 8:00- nice cars outside the club. It…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I stopped in on a monday...

I stopped in on a monday afternoon. Not to surprising, but it was the day shift. The club had some fine looking, friendly women. But they routinely let the dance floor be empty…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I went to this club when...

I went to this club when I was in Chi-town back in May. It was a Sunday night so there was not much going on there. The girls were between average and good looking (they…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Was in the area a few...

Was in the area a few weeks ago and stopped in for about 1 1/2 hrs from 9:30-11PM. This is a fairly large club but is bare bones and basic. A pool table and thats…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Went there for my brother's bachlor...

Went there for my brother's bachlor party. They gave our party free admission and 2 free drinks. But we all did pay for dinner there. For a strip club this…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

July 16th. I'm a regular at...

July 16th. I'm a regular at this club, mostly visiting on Saturdays during the day shift (11am - 6pm), though I was an evening visitor for almost a year in 2004/2005. I was at the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I visited Tootsie's on a Saturday...

I visited Tootsie's on a Saturday afternoon. Valet parking appears to be mandatory for a cost of $5. I am not a big fan of valet parking, especially when the parking lot is…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

USED to be a great place...

USED to be a great place to go, not it is not woth the time. Went in there last week and got a lap in the vip area. Barmaid and manager watching all the time,…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

I'm a a Mardi Gras afternoon...

I'm a a Mardi Gras afternoon guy and the lastest afternoon was, expectedly delightful. Because of the bar layout, you are likely to have a bit of a wait until some talent finds her…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I've been here before, and today's...

I've been here before, and today's visit wasn't as good as in the past. The drink prices went up a tiny bit, and the girls all seemed to have c-section scars and stretch marks,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Have been to Ybor Strip a...

Have been to Ybor Strip a number of times over the past several years. Was there last week (Saturday). Here are some tips if you are a first timer there and also a…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

I was passing thru Dayton last...

I was passing thru Dayton last Wed. and stopped by to take advantage of customer appreciation night (free admission). I stayed about an hour, tipped at the stage but no LD this time.…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Hadn't been here in a while...

Hadn't been here in a while and stopped by on a warm Saturday afternoon. Beer was cold, girls were htr. Mostly 7-9's and generally natural. Couple African American and the rest white. Mix of…

Excalibur Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

This club is not closed! I...

This club is not closed! I visited on Friday nite and the place was hopping. There were several new girls( Kimberly a tall leggy blonde-an 8, and a short little brunette with a nice ass-7)…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Visited for a short time on...

Visited for a short time on a wednesday afternoon/evening. Screwed up and missed the day shift! Sat thru the five girls dancing and was moved by only two, Raven and "osity". Osity…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Club Extasy has changed format. ...

Club Extasy has changed format. It is no longer a BYOB topless club but a nude club now. They have remodeled the club with you now entering the club via the old video…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

And the winner is ..... I choose...

And the winner is ..... I choose the Jet Strip as the best overall strip club in Southern California. My criteria for choosing the winner is how good the club has been lately (last 3 months…

Crazyhorse Gentlemens Club

Springfield, Missouri

I was in Springfield again last...

I was in Springfield again last month so I was able to visit this place again. What struck me about this visit was the highest average rating for attractiveness for a place with only…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday night while in Myrtle Beach on business. As previously noted this is a large club with more than adequate free parking. Upon entering you pay a 10 dollar…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I decided to visit this club...

I decided to visit this club on a Friday after having dinner and drinks with friends. I arrived fairly late and it was pretty quiet - not dead, but there were only about 20 people…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Haven't been to Michigan in a...

Haven't been to Michigan in a while, but I just went back and headed straight to Flight Club. The girls are awesome! Mostly 8-9's, but some 10's too. High mileage. Prices aren't cheap, but you…

Club Michigan

Sheboygan, Wisconsin

On recent visits I would have...

On recent visits I would have the rate the girls in the 3-6 range with usually no more than four dancers. I agree with earlier review that girls are okay on stage but do…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

This was the best of the...

This was the best of the clubs I visited on my last trip here. Daytime that is. At night is was dead. But early afternoon on a Wednesday, I found it well populated with MILF next door…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited on a recent Thursday night....

Visited on a recent Thursday night. Lot of new girls. Regular girls were there too. At this place, the girls hang out with regulars a lot. If you are not one, you would need to…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Great club, lots of girls. Didn't...

Great club, lots of girls. Didn't get to partake in any dances but had a great time with the waitress. I believe her name was Jennifer, great attitude and great assets. Stage shows were average…

Teasers

Key West, Florida

This club usually has the prettiest...

This club usually has the prettiest dancers, but the overall scene leaves a bit to be desired. Dances are nude and full contact, but the orivate dance room is tiny and has zero privacy.…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I’m sorry to say that things...

I’m sorry to say that things have not gotten better (yet – hope springs eternal) since my last visit. Turning the private dance cubbies towards the front of the room really has decreased the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

One of the only sure things...

One of the only sure things left. Yes the cover is high. But you know it. If you think of the time and money spent on drinks and other covers while waiting…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Was there on a recent Sunday...

Was there on a recent Sunday night. Good crowd. Lot of girls for that night. Still they stick around regulars. My favorite was there along with a newbie. Took the VIP offer for the upstairs…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Across the street from Mitchell Brothers...

Across the street from Mitchell Brothers Theater, the difference is like day and night. The girls here are highly variable in attractiveness but in general range from 4-7, with many dumpy, overweight girls mixed…

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players in detroit

anybody get a nasty dance from the older latin dancer named lexi, she was the best dancer there. works days.

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Wondering, do you...

I was wondering if anyone that visits strip clubs on a regular basis ever brings along or takes in advance, Sildenafil, aka Viagra?

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Happy Bastille day

Let the French bashing or praise commence.

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Ever Had a Dancer /Escort Turn Psycho On Your??

I had a girl who danced for me in a club. After a great dance, we agreed to meet outside the club for a great dinner, gambling, etc. experience. A few weeks later we did a…

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Are any of you...

interested in dating or currently dating strippers besides me? I'm just curious. It dawned on me today that I may be somewhat alone here on this topic (on the board). Anyone else have a stripper girlfriend or…

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She looks better naked

Interesting phenomenon on a recent trip. A slow day shift, populated by a few of the, more Rubenesque dancers. One girl, very cute face, but the way too tight dress and thong she was wearing didn't do her…

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Question on community opposition.

Elsewhere we've been talking about community opposition to strip clubs, specifically to opening new ones. There's one thing about that which has always puzzled me - why is there often more opposition to a new strip club than there…

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New question...

In a previous reply to a post, Book Guy stated he kept some money in the same pocket as condoms. The question is, do you take condoms with you always, sometimes, or never.

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Eek! I'm on candid camera!

Just pokin' 'roun' the internet, I found myself in a (quite old!) picture of a stage performance at the House of Lancaster I in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. [I think. You can see it online in this manner: 1. go to…

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snake farm by ray wylie hubbard

new song and cd by ray wylie hubbard. it has to be the greatest strip club song of all time. is there a strip club in texas called the snake farm?

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Tagged!

The first time ever. Sitting stageside a swinging dancer tagged me. I wasn't watching, just felt a glancing blow to the left side of my face. I was a bit too involved with the dancer sitting with…