Stopped by the club this past...

Stopped by the club this past Friday.Once again proved itself to be the best club for lap dances,bar none. Besides that place in Mexico which perpetually finishes #1 in this list(only because you actually get to fuck the girls),this is the place to go.The atmosphere in the club is very cool,due in large part to the hefty membership and entrance fees that they charge.It is well worth it. Keeps out the riff-raff. Besides,bringing your own beverages tends to equalize the whole economic equation anyway.

But back to the lap dances...er,should I say amusement park rides,because they rival anything that your typical rollercoaster ride has to offer.Although the actual area where the dances are done kinda sucks because its cramped and visible,it doesnt matter.These girls are that good.

One that stands out is Fetish. If you are a fan of the ebony ladies,this girl is the shit. Owner of an absolutely perfect ass,this girl gives 110% to her stage dances and is a force of nature in the lap dance area.Be prepared -I felt like I'd been given a lap dance by Storm.

The only thing that prevents me from giving this club the highest rating is that the diversity of the girls has declined. Quality has dropped off as well. Can I make a suggestion to Baltimore area clubs? Stop hiring Eastern European chicks!!! I know they are cheap,but they can't even ask for a lap dance right.No, Nadia I dont VANT a lap dance!

Also disturbing is the loss of me and my friend's favorite dancer,India.Incredibly enchanting,intoxicatingly alluring and absolutely gorgeous-she will be missed. If anyone knows what club she has moved onto-please post on PClub bulletin board.