After finding that Uncle Sam's Club...

After finding that Uncle Sam's Club did not exist in this city any longer, I arrived at the only other listed club for Bowling Green, KY, Tattle Tales, at about 8:15PM, Wednesday, July 12, 2006. This club is divided into two sections, having a front door to each section. The right door leads you to the 'bar area' where alcohol is served. The left door leads you to the 'dance' area where no alcohol is served. Once inside the bar area, there was no cover charge. I noticed a small bar along the back wall, about 8 customers, and about 6 dancers, ranging from 7-9 in appearance/body, who were either sitting with customers at tables with bar stools, or sitting at the bar. I ordered $5 beer and took a seat at the bar. Checked out the 'co-ed' bathroom which was very small, having a urinal, commode, and sink, but clean. One of two girls sitting at the bar a few stools away from me, ask me if I'd buy her and her friend a drink. Asking how much, I was advised $5 for a beer or $10 for a shot. They elected to have a shot each, costing me $20, but figured.... what the heck, let's see where this leads me to. After drinking with the two girls, I ask where the stage was located. They advised me it was on the other side of the building. As discussed in happyhands1969 review of this club in 2005, there "USED" to be a window on the bar side where you could look over into the dancing side, but it was covered up by a huge black banner, listing their telephone number. By the way, the listed telephone number is "wrong", and I forgot to copy down their new number. One of the girls pulled a 'free pass' card and handed it to me, so I escorted one of the girls to the dancing side. We exited the right side by going outside the club, and entered the left side. The DJ booth is directly on your left as you enter, and that is where you pay a $20 cover charge, unless you have a 'get in free pass' like I had. The girl (now dancer) and I sat at one of the 15 or so tables with cushioned hardbacked chairs on both sides of the stage. The stage is located on the back wall and is raised about 3 foot from the floor, having a brass rail, 6" high, around it. A very small stage with one brass pole. The club is semi-dark at best. There were about 6 customers on this side, and about 10 dancers ranging from 7s to 9s in appearance. The dancer on stage dances two song sets, first song with her outfit completely on, the second song topless with HUGE UGLY pasties!!! Tips are slipped ONLY inside the sides of their G-strings. There was no pussy flashing on stage. I had the dancer that was sitting with me tip the next two dancers on stage. I noticed noone was drinking anything on this side of the club and no available bar, and inquired. The dancer explained there was no alcohol served on the dance side, but non-alcohol could be carried over from the bar side. Like 'happyhands1969' said in his review, I believe this was purposely set up to allow 18-20 year olds into the topless side of the club, where management didn't have to worry about underage drinking. Eventually, I heard the DJ announce two for one dances and inquired about the prices. Dances were $20 per song. So, I gathered the dancer who had been sitting with me the entire time and one of her dancer friends to the couch area, located against the left wall, with a wooden barrier for some privacy. During the two songs, both dancers performed well, waking Mr Happy up from his nested nap and long drive. Was able to orally massage some breasts while Mr Happy was played with outside the trousers. Gash flashing in the couch area was allowed and performed very well. Mild grinding. After the two songs finished, I inquired about another 2-4-1, but was advised they couldn't do them back to back and that I would have to wait for another 2-4-1 special to be announced. So, after investing $40 for the two girl LD, I kept the other dancer, a blonde cutie, rating about an 8, back for another song, since she was more free with her hands than the other. After that last dance, I took a seat back at the table I was at and was joined by a different dancer, who was a pretty close to a "10" in my book. I was contemplating getting a LD from her, when she up and left and started working the other side of the stage, for reasons still unknown to me. Maybe she thought I wasn't interested..... her LOSS!! No other dancers caught my attention and since I didn't or couldn't have a decent beverage while watching, I decided to leave at about 9:15PM, spending about $90. I probably would return if ever in the area again at night, but this club seems to be a 'neighborhood' hangout for the locals.

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Telephone Number: Incorrect