Comments by ClubFan81077

^ You are a blessed man, Drew! That Price is Right gig ain’t too bad either…haha 😜

^ Dang, all the good ones are always taken! 😁

“I married a cute but plain woman. She's also very smart and successful, brings solid money home, plays in bands (a few with me), likes good music, and is hilariously funny.” @drew Does she have a sister? 😁

It’s a new line of lingerie called “The Sandpaper Collection”. It’s available at both Victoria’s Secret and Home Depot. 😂

@ilbbaicnl @blahblahblahs steakhouses seem to be a popular choice…👍 @25 scalloped potatoes…👍 I haven’t heard that song in years! At odd hours, Denny’s, IHOP, Waffle House, or sometimes even a Whataburger can provide much needed food options. 😃 @DandyDan I haven’t eaten at a Perkins in years…do they have 24hr restaurants? Mom’s cooking is always hard to beat… @crosscheck I need to give that duet a listen, since I’m unfamiliar with that one!

$68?!? Doesn’t everyone just round up to at least the nearest $5 in clubs??? Unless the $68 was including sales tax? :)

@rick I will give that duet a listen! Is it true that wildebeest tastes like chicken? :) @GoVikings How could I forget about sweet potato casserole! Yeah, I was curious about what responses I might get to those last 2 questions… :) @motorhead mashed potatoes with noodles sounds quite good! I’ve taken a dancer to Carrabba’s… @george I’ve taken a dancer to Texas Roadhouse also… @shailynn Wow, it’s been ages since I’ve eaten at a Benihana. Great place! That was very kind of you on that money order… @PAWG_Patrol I’ll never be able to order Waffle House hash browns again without thinking of that! lol @Puddy Is that a duet or a duo? Oh well, we’ll accept any answer here! :) @Beantowner no thanksgiving dinner is complete without some variety of potatoes on the plate!

@electronman “saved by the belle” 😂😂😂

Compared to even five years ago, here’s what I typically experience in clubs now: 1. A much lower percentage of dancers who are my ideal type. I’m not saying that there aren’t attractive dancers, just that I meet fewer who really grab my attention. 2. A considerably lower percentage of dancers who I can easily build a connection with. It’s more challenging to find great conversations these days compared to a few years back. 3. A considerable increase in the percentage of dancers I encounter who have poor attitudes. In fairness, with the way civility has decreased in society overall, maybe customer attitudes in general have declined as well? So…clubs have gotten more expensive, and by just about any measure, I don’t enjoy them nearly as much as I used to. It’s getting harder and harder for me to find the kind of dancer who really makes it worthwhile for me to go to the trouble…

@rickmacrodong The question posed was, if you could only use one condiment ever, which one would it be? The question said nothing about burgers, beef, or any specific food item… Some people might put ketchup on fries, hash browns, or scrambled eggs, even if they don’t put any condiments at all on their burger. It was a question that someone could answer however they wanted to, depending on what condiments they like to use, on whatever foods they like to use them on… :)

@Owl I joked about having a kiosk, but in reality, there's maybe only so much that the "system" can really be "neatened up"??? If a "menu of services" were officially offered up by a particular club, it would probably need to be compliant with all relevant laws/ordinances. So...would all dancers and all customers comply with those laws, and also comply with all club policies??? Also, even if a dancer normally has a certain way that she does things, like the "fee schedule" kind of thing you mentioned, that doesn't mean that she will always behave exactly the same way with every customer. She may do things a certain way 99.99% of the time, but then make an exception to one or more of her usual rules for a customer who she feels differently about. Even for a girl who you think might not ever make an exception for anyone, it's possible she has one customer who she truly enjoys spending time with. I'm not talking about the common practice of trying to make a customer FEEL like he's special, but rather the more rare occurrence where she really DOES feel differently about a customer... I guess what I'm saying is that experiences can be all over the board depending on 1) the luck of being in the right place at the right time to meet the right dancer, 2) knowing how to recognize the signs that a dancer might be reacting to you a bit differently, and 3) how well the customer and dancer can take that initial encounter and build on it, so it becomes a great experience for both parties... Sorry if this reply seems kind of half-baked...I'm awfully tired to be trying to type anything and make it sound particularly coherent...lol

"Something like, I will remove my bra for 20, you can touch my breast for 20 more, I take my bottoms off for 40, etc. Basically by the time you tip them to get a full grind session (no extras), you are doubling the VIP cost. This is after you paid 150+ to just get into the VIP." A fast food style ordering kiosk at the entrance to the lap dance area might be able to help keep track of all of this? You'd have a big touch screen, and if you click on the option for a lap dance, you'd then see additional options for clothing removal, two-way contact, extra grinding, LDK, etc. You'd know exactly what your desired dance would cost ahead of time, and it would be right there on the receipt that you paid $29.95 extra for ten minutes of nipple sucking, with no biting... :)

^ Roy Clark…hell yeah! I absolutely loved Hee Haw. Always think of him when I think of banjo…

@25 👍 on George Benson…

@crosscheck oh, interesting! My ears never considered that it wasn’t an electric guitar cranking out those sounds! I guess it can also be played with electric guitar, since one YouTuber duplicated the solo on his guitar, which was really cool to watch… :)

@Icey Yep! We all like what we like! @GoVikings 👍 @sfrsox I've become a big fan of Taylor's late night show...

@Icey Wait, have you encountered a girl with a hairy butt in a club???? I actually appreciate some of the right type of hair in the right places, but I don't think I've ever yet encountered a girl with a hairy behind! lol

My favorite guitarist is Mark Knopfler, and my favorite drummer is Phil Collins. My favorite guitar SOLO ever is the one in Steely Dan's "Do It Again", and I actually had to lookup who the guitarist was for that track. From a quick search, it appears that maybe Denny Dias was the guitarist for that incredible minute or so of guitar work in the middle of the song?

@Icey I'm sure you're right that most restaurants probably won't give you any attitude over how a customer prefers their steak, although I do still run into random people who think that a steak has to be plain and medium rare to be worth eating... :)

Holy thread bump, Batman!

@PAWG_Patrol Also on my bucket list is to visit a ridiculously pricey steakhouse, order their most expensive cut of steak "well-done", and then whip out a huge bottle of steak sauce. I might not even actually eat the steak at that point, but the reactions would be priceless, and I can always get Taco Bell on the way home... 😁 @Icey 👍👍👍That reminds me, it's been a minute since I've had some good fish tacos...

“Yes, you'd need a party bus, van, RV, limo or similar” Don’t underestimate the coziness of a strip club in a Corolla. No one would be complaining about the lack of two way contact…lol

@crosscheck I had to do a search on that one, but it sounds pretty damn good! @DrStab I like that one...lol Actually, I'm pretty sure I've even used that one myself! When you use a cuss word within a cuss word, you know it hurt like hell!

@twentyfive All great comedians...👍 @jaybud999 Chili oil...👍 @PAWG_Patrol and @Meshuggah Mitch Hedberg was awesome! @Puddy Tat, @skibum, @crosscheck is there one particular brand or style of BBQ sauce that stands out to you above all others? Last time I was at a BBQ place, they had this one sauce called Louisiana Spicy, I think it was. That was some good shit... :) @gamma Mmmm, LOVE me some ketchup! If I'm ever in Chicago, I'll order a hot dog, and load that sucker up. It's no problem if the vendor doesn't have it, since I always carry my own warehouse-sized bottle everywhere I go. But first...tonight's dinner--a ketchup sandwich on sourdough. Mmmm, delicious... Ron White is great! @nicespice Yep, I try not to shout anything too bad if others can hear, but if it's just me, the furniture is probably getting an earful... :) @Lex Luthor R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield. One of my favorites... @Icey I think I've had Thai sweet chili sauce on wings, but never tried it on anything else!

I read everyone's replies...some cool responses here... @ATACdawg "push button car transmissions and manual shifts". Honda actually has a few current vehicles with push button transmissions, and I'm thinking that the current Civic SI and Civic Type R are still manual transmission only models. Honda 6 speed manuals are freakin' awesome! @gammanu95 I even used one system that had an 8" floppy drive...ha! As for the sad movie question, I'm not sure that I've ever *intended* to watch a sad movie, but I've found myself watching one whether I intended to or not... @jaybud999 Oh geez, I HATE burning my mouth on something that is WAY hotter inside than it looks on the outside. I'm pretty sure that old school apple pie you mentioned got me at least a few times... @Rightfield Don't fans of the winning team in the ALA-TENN football game still light up cigars in celebration of victory??? @PAWG_Patrol Porn in the woods?!? Really?!? I had no idea that was a thing! Guess it's time for me to go hiking... ;-)