Posts by Jimmybigtits

Those long fake eyelashes that look like a caterpillar taking a shit on their face. I just have a visceral reaction. I can't stand it.

Not the bartender with the gun slinging bounty hunter BF but another. So I'm frequenting this club a couple times per week and she asks me out. I jokingly asks if she wants money and she laughs and says "No…

I don't like to slow down or pull out so when I'm close and I need to distract myself here are things I've filled my brain with to delay the money shot. 1. UFOs. I like UFO stories so I…

I'm planning a trip for a week and have 2-3K to blow on a few nights of OTC. I'd like to keep it at $500 per pop. Where can I find the hottest dancers for that price range…

Me? Once. I was so angry at my ATF for some reason years ago and when she asked for a VIP I told her no and immediately pulled over to me the ugliest dancer in the bar.…

We've all been there. You have been saving up your money and baby batter for days if not weeks. You are so horny you walk in with a visible semi and a fist full of 20s. You…

So I made a mistake today. I usually jerk off once before going to the club on the weekend if I plan to look for ITC fun. But today I did it 3 times. At my age,…

Ok this is just for fun but damnit those ROB reddit threads and stripperweb threads really pissed me off. So for entertainment purposes only what rip off strategies to guys use when you feel the need to strike back. Or…

So, as you may know from my previous threads, I recently started going to new clubs after retirement and a move. These clubs are very different from big city clubs. I'm a spender on conversation because my approach is similar…

So, I'm struggling a bit and have been reluctant to post about it actually. So I recently moved from a city plentiful in quality ass for both ITC and OTC fun. I like creative, smart, a bit older dancers.…

Or even reduced your savings for retirement to pay for your clubbing? I have not and I'm a stickler about this. I have a budget and stick to it in a disciplined way. But I smoke cigars with a couple financial…

My wife asked me to go buy a carton of milk the other day. The store is right by the local strip club where my ATF works. When I came back with the milk she asked me how…