CandymanOfProvidence

Hand checks are making a comeback

You know it's bad when you start the day with a bowl of cereal and Irish Cream.

When will the Legend show and triumph?

If you do Reverse Polish Notation in the Cyrillic alphabet you get
Reverse Ukrainian Notation.

Skibum609 has the Guinness World Record for longest skid mark on a slope.

This would be an unparalleled experience to race but maintenance would require frequent flushing.
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One place I frequented I knew the valet would take time to rifle through my stuff.
So I taught him a lesson:
I made sure the…

Did you have a recommendation on Principles of Object-Oriented Programming?
Otherwise known as POOP?
Pages should have the consistency of toilet paper.

Where did the farting female go and why did she disappear - embarrassment or self-launch?

Just don't wear it when you have possibility of anal leakage!

I bring a park of cards and hand 2 of spades. When she mishandles it I say she dropped a deuce, but at least…

Keep caca-covered sunglasses in a fancy case to teach them a lesson.

Algebra Problem
Given the menu and nutritional info at Taco Bell, and assuming no food allergies, what is the minimum order required to generate enough…

@Searching4u
It's called "Flight Club"
Sounds like they are living up to their name: take the money then take flight!

You know you have a long commute when the driver's seat is a toilet.
You know its from a northern state when it has the…

дерьмо!

Actually it's sung

A simple way to increase revenue for the club owner:
pay toilets

Display for some "love" for Cacaplop:
Cacaplop Cacaplop
oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop Cacaplop
oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop Cacaplop
oh caca caca caca! Cacaplop

To paraphrase AC/DC:
For those about to plop, we salute you!

I use it daily when recording my meals, so I can estimate timing of my next bowel movement...
try to avoid having to go when…

Switching things up today, starting with stacks and stacks of pancakes...

@Dixie
What about Financial Wizard, Matinee Idol and Bodybuilder?

For a good movie about necrotism, watch Weekend at Bernie's.

One example
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