Putin stole a Super Bowl ring

" You say I stole it. I say he gave it to me. When you are in my country, are you going to call me a thief ? "

Thugs are used to taking what they want whether it's a ring or a country

It was a big story in 2005, now it’s old news.

Hopefully someone takes Putin out and Kraft can get his ring back.

This was kind of a big deal when it happened, but old news now. Couldn't Bob Kraft just buy another?

He’s stealing a country. The ring is meaningless.

Most of us go through life without encountering a truly evil person. We run into bad people all the time but fortunately never encounter a true sociopath. But, they are out there.

Robert Kraft should show his support of the current "peacekeeping mission" by presenting Putin with a Toilet Bowl ring

What putin really deserves is a uranium ring. Maybe a little gift basket with radium toothpaste and polonium sinus rinse.

And maybe a C4 enema....

This might be an old story - but it likely speaks to Putin’s view of the world. What he wants - he takes - regardless of whether it is a ring or a country.

I don’t have much sympathy for a billionaire losing a super bowl ring.

naw, C4 would be too quick. Bang, it's done. Terminal Acute Radiation poisoning is a horrifying and painful way to die. Over the course of days to weeks, your body literally melts. Your cells disintegrate one by one. The pain is supposed to be excruciating, and there is no way to administer any medications or anesthetics.

Of course, if the worst happens and a nuclear holocaust is unleashed because of Putin's malice and Brandon's incompetence, most of us will be able to experience the course of acute radiation poisoning personally.

Call.Me.Ishmael will point at each mushroom cloud and shout "Thar she blows!"

Putin probably went home believing he won a superbowl...