Dam! Denver is Getting Expensive! Inflation Is Ridiculous!

crazyjoe
Colorado
Head is $500 now!!! We need to put these bozos in check that are causing all of this inflation by actually paying these ridiculous prices. $500 is way too much for head, dammit!

https://www.westword.com/news/box-of-hum…

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Mate27
3 years ago
I keep telling
People to stop buying shit they don’t need! This over cool consumption behavior is ridiculous, but it’s a free market. If you don’t like paying for it, then don’t buy it.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
It's not a free market. And illegal things cost more.
shailynn
3 years ago
I was about to make a post like this last night and I didn’t. How ironic, saved a shit ton of money during the pandemic only now to have it all spent on basic necessities because they’ve all doubled in price.

Crazyjoe we can’t win!!!!
shailynn
3 years ago
Meat is partially right. My wife and I had this debate the other night. I really want a new car. I do not NEED a new car. I was telling her “screw it I don’t care what it costs, I have plenty of money saved up I’m going and buying the car I’ve had my eyes on.” She said “well if you want to go ahead, but do you want to dump all that money if WW3 is starting? We may need that money later, never know.” I was thinking “good point” plus if I wait another year or so maybe prices come down. They already are starting to trickle down a little bit.

On the other hand, Meat, I still need my fishsticks and ketchup, so I’m still buying that crap!!!!
Mate27
3 years ago
More micro aggressions from DiceyLoco. It’s not a mandated market like your idol Obamacare, so considering it’s between two consenting adults it’s definitely a free market, but of course arguing over petty shit is your favorite past time.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Price gouging is a major problem. And the market isn't free.

You think there's a free market for pussy? It's illegal and punishable by the law.

Leonard313
3 years ago
There's NO head worth $500.

CrazyJoe...think of it this way: You still have two arms right? I mean, you typed this right? So, that means you have two hands right? So, how much is an HJ? If head is up to $500 in Denver...then HJs must be up to what?...$250? Last I checked...you got all the tools you need to give yourself a HJ. So, save yourself $250...porn is still free...the cost of vasoline isn't as high as gasoline...so have yourself a time.

That...or move. Because, there ain't no way head costs $500 in CA, TX, FL, or MI...thats FO SHO. Not unless you're getting it from a mother and her twin daughters.
Leonard313
3 years ago
Does anybody think legalized weed is driving up the price of poon?

I mean, most of the girls selling the goods are spending that money to get weed, edibles, oil, etc... That stuff ain't cheap. Sure, gasoline, groceries, everyday stuff is also more expensive....I just wonder if places (like Colorado) where people are also spending hundreds of dollars a week/month on recreational marijuana...if that isn't fueling the price increase as well.

It seemed like, back in my Cali days, many of the escorts, dancers, and even some of the MP girls were always making a point to say they were 420 friendly and wanting to partake in pot smoking as part of the OTC action...so I'm thinking they need to make a little extra for the habit.

I dunno...just a thought.
nicespice
3 years ago
And according to that westword piece, $500 is the starting point for head 💀
TheeOSU
3 years ago
^

Well yeah if you include some spine, Lol

Wanna bet most people haven't actually looked at what's in Joe's link?
CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
I am inspired to play some Yeah-Yeah-Yeahs.
Muddy
3 years ago
shit
Leonard313
3 years ago
These kinda posts are such nonsense because it's all relative to area.

"Head is $2,000!"

Where? In Manhattan? In Veil, CO? In Utah?

In 2017, you could get FS for $40 in California and the Detroit area. $25 in Tijuana. Now, are those SC prices? No.

SC pricing...you're gonna need to add the house cut, which is considerable. $50 in Tijuana. $150-$240 in Detroit. $75-$200 in Cali.

But you're telling me...that BJ pricing...which used to be $20-$50 OTC...$50-$100 ITC...has went up 5x to 10x??

So, cover at the club that used to be $7-$10 is now $35-$100?
Drinks are now $50-$100 per beer?
We now stage tip in $5 or $10 bills? No more singles?
Lap dances are now $100-$200 for 3 songs?

I'd bet $1000 you can still get head in Tijuana for under $50. For $1000 you could probably get an actual human head. And if you can't find a nice twat in Detroit for $250...then what is this World coming to....because the Tijuana of the North has finally frozen over!! And if it's warm weather you crave...thanks to the most effed up immigration and trafficking laws in the World, California has all of Tijuana's desperation plus the woman have huge housing costs to cover...so, you should be able to dip your wick there too for less than $500. And Florida...well, everything is cheaper in Florida.

I don't know what's going on in Colorado man. Maybe it's that thin air finally getting to you guys. But...if you wanna find decent priced head...you just need to come down from the mountain tops.
drewcareypnw
3 years ago
Maybe read the article first, guys. What you’re all missing here is that while it does definitely cost $500 for head in Denver, they have a one time purchase pricing model. After you spend $500, you OWN the head and can do all the skull fucking you want! It’s a long term investment!
Leonard313
3 years ago
I read the stupid article...even though it violates my rule about clicking random links on random sites.

Just what I need...to get a Russian computer virus because of some dick named "crazy joe" talking nonsense about "head prices".

Spoiler alert: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BJs. IGNORE.
nicespice
3 years ago
Crazyjoe wins! 😂😂😂😂
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