Reviews

Looking for a new place to explore, I used TUSCL to find the closest club to me that fit several criteria. The club needed to be a nude club, one I had never visited before,…

I was in Tampa killing time before picking up someone from the nearby airport. Needed to get lunch first and determined I could eat at Riveters next door and then check out 2001. The two…

Paradise can be represented in many different ways even for a single person. My vacation paradise includes a nice cocktail and a quiet beach. My sporting paradise is a seat at Fenway. My strip club…

Stopped by on my way home after 9pm on a Friday. Club is easy to get to off the local mass transit systems: BART and MUNI. I suggest getting off at the Powell Street station…

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

Let me start with the club name. The club is located on a main thoroughfare about three miles out of town in an industrial area. It is not located near downtown Salt Lake City, and…

I keep giving this club chances and it continues to disappoint. For nude clubs in San Francisco it has the best spaces: both interior décor and neighborhood. The problem? The quality of the dancers is…

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the statistical concept of…

I was in DC for a conference and took a night to explore the local houses of skin. There was no cover when I arrived, and I entered after the doorman scanned my ID. This…

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

As one of the few strip clubs within Chicago proper and the only nude option, the Admiral Theater has little in the way of completion. Knowing that patrons have very limited choices, the management of…

I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three block from this…