Reviews by bigfella1975

I arrived around 9:00 PM on a Friday to see the first game of the World Series. Club has a $20 cover, but $5 discounts are available. I immediately went to the third floor where…

I arrived a little after 11pm on a Friday night. Club is in an industrial area and a significant distance off the street. With the adjacent businesses closed, there was plenty of parking. My first…

Looking for a new place to explore, I used TUSCL to find the closest club to me that fit several criteria. The club needed to be a nude club, one I had never visited before,…

I was in Tampa killing time before picking up someone from the nearby airport. Needed to get lunch first and determined I could eat at Riveters next door and then check out 2001. The two…

Paradise can be represented in many different ways even for a single person. My vacation paradise includes a nice cocktail and a quiet beach. My sporting paradise is a seat at Fenway. My strip club…

Stopped by on my way home after 9pm on a Friday. Club is easy to get to off the local mass transit systems: BART and MUNI. I suggest getting off at the Powell Street station…

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

Let me start with the club name. The club is located on a main thoroughfare about three miles out of town in an industrial area. It is not located near downtown Salt Lake City, and…

I keep giving this club chances and it continues to disappoint. For nude clubs in San Francisco it has the best spaces: both interior décor and neighborhood. The problem? The quality of the dancers is…

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the statistical concept of…

I was in DC for a conference and took a night to explore the local houses of skin. There was no cover when I arrived, and I entered after the doorman scanned my ID. This…

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

As one of the few strip clubs within Chicago proper and the only nude option, the Admiral Theater has little in the way of completion. Knowing that patrons have very limited choices, the management of…

I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three block from this…

This review reflects a couple visits to this club over the last three months. Centerfolds sits at the edge of a bustling commercial area filled with restaurants, shops, dance clubs and other strip clubs. Since…

This club met my most important criteria (large variety of beautiful girls getting fully-nude) and then exceeded all expectations. If I lived near LV, I fear I would find every excuse to come here again…

Hong Kong, Tijuana, Mexico 3/3/23 9:00 pm to 4:00 am I have an addiction to places with great potential, like Hong Kong, that keep me coming back. And the potential of HK is well known and documented:…

This club qualifies as a roadhouse, which the dictionary defines as “a tavern, an inn, a dance club, or a nightclub on a country road.” What this definition does not state explicitly is that a…

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

2/27/22 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm Since I was staying nearby and my first experience was so positive, I decided to go back to Club Rouge. Though the quality of the club and staff were the…

3/18/22 10:00 pm to 12:30 am I had a chance recently to go to a strip club in San Francisco. With my go-to place (Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Street Theater) closed, I decided on Crazy Horse. This…

DV8 2/27/22 4:00 pm to 4:30 pm I went to DV8 on a Sunday afternoon envisioning watching a game while having dinner and a beer, and then enjoying the dancers afterward. Based on the look of the…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club 2/26/22 11:45 pm to 1:00 am This club is intended as an after-hours place. No alcohol is sold and it is open until 6:00 am. I came here after a short visit to…

CaBaRet II 2/26/22 9:30 pm to 10:30 pm I went to CaBaRet II because of the people rating from this site. Maybe I don’t fully understand this rating. I thought it was about the quality, including attractiveness,…