Reviews

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

Let me start with the club name. The club is located on a main thoroughfare about three miles out of town in an industrial area. It is not located near downtown Salt Lake City, and…

I keep giving this club chances and it continues to disappoint. For nude clubs in San Francisco it has the best spaces: both interior décor and neighborhood. The problem? The quality of the dancers is…

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the statistical concept of…

I was in DC for a conference and took a night to explore the local houses of skin. There was no cover when I arrived, and I entered after the doorman scanned my ID. This…

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

As one of the few strip clubs within Chicago proper and the only nude option, the Admiral Theater has little in the way of completion. Knowing that patrons have very limited choices, the management of…

I had an opportunity to get out and decided on an old stand-by. Crazy Horse is located on Market Street, the main commercial drag in SF. I used to work about three block from this…

This review reflects a couple visits to this club over the last three months. Centerfolds sits at the edge of a bustling commercial area filled with restaurants, shops, dance clubs and other strip clubs. Since…

This club met my most important criteria (large variety of beautiful girls getting fully-nude) and then exceeded all expectations. If I lived near LV, I fear I would find every excuse to come here again…

Hong Kong, Tijuana, Mexico
3/3/23 9:00 pm to 4:00 am

I have an addiction to places with great potential, like Hong Kong, that keep me coming back. And the potential of HK is well known and documented:…

This club qualifies as a roadhouse, which the dictionary defines as “a tavern, an inn, a dance club, or a nightclub on a country road.” What this definition does not state explicitly is that a…