Comments by SalaoLikeSantiago (page 5)

Thanks New Guy! I was wondering about that club and your review gave some nice details. One of the best things of being a monger is that most of your co-PLs care more about the experience than if you'll qualify for Pulitzer Prize. Have fun!

@CJK - thanks for playing along. @Scrub - you should see the car jackings and shootings that I dodge right here in the good ol' USA. @PT - seems wise, sound advice (thanks)...did not know that the meseros pay to go too. @Jascoi - thanks.

Emerson's. As in, "Knock-Knock", "Who's There", "Emerson", "Emerson who?", "Emerson big titties!" We'd sell t-shirts with Knock Knock on the front.

Thanks for the review. I think my type would have been the volleyball girl. I've got to make a road trip to this club; I've just been doubtful that there can be real talent in this area, and I haven't seen reports of the "friendliness" being on par with Partners.

@Techman - I guess, because as an avid TUSCL reader, I already had an idea of what the costs would be. And, any particular negotiations I had at this time might be different later. Happy clubbing!

I've never had a dancer try to cheat me on song count at Risque Philadelphia. There's a clearly visible clock in the LapDance room, and there's a guy who makes note of when you go into the LD room and tells you how many songs when you leave. I've even have dancers tell the guy to take one song off from time to time. That said, I did have a dancer tell me that she and the bouncer dude had conspired to charge extra songs once to a really drunk guy that was overly disrespectful. I can imagine that on any given night the women will change a bit and may be up to unusual tricks.

If I sit at the bar I consider that the reasonable cost of the stage show. PLs that don't want to give a dancer a dollar for her effort can usually find spots to sit far from the show. Sometimes, dancers will just make the rounds without being on stage - then, I tip the ones that I like and tell the others I'll hit them up when I see them take the stage.

Thanks! I haven't been to the 19th hole, but a $3 Yuengling sounds good and you've made me feel like giving the place a try.

Hi Dan3635 - no typo, I was trying to poetically pay homage to the LDK, who "LDK" seems to be named after. Maybe my literary license didn't work. But, thanks for keeping your eye on the big issues! On another note, I'm surprised that I was able to say that coming to this club on a Tuesday night might be heinous and nobody in particular jumped out to call it a club ad yet. I was hoping to get that badge of honor today.

Thanks Doctor! Once you've reviewed the literature I hope that you'll write me a prescription for San Antonio too. I prefer outgoing nursing students with a chance to negotiate for OTC - they've gotta get a jump start on those student loans.

I've always enjoyed this club, and I've ordered from its old take-out menu, but I haven't been in some time. Online it looks like it's changed its name to Hidden Gem???

I wonder if lots of "no tips" may be what's influencing some of the dancers to introduce new extra charges for their standard service.

Hmmm. I've never even seen a dancer keep her top on in the regular lapdance room. Reviewer got the Champagne Room price wrong. Is this a Club Ad for Cheerleaders?

My resolution is to procrastinate more. I think I'll probably start tomorrow.

Thanks DHA. Understand your sentiments. I will say that I use the experienced wisdom of this forum to help me figure out where to best spend my time and money. From this review I have little idea if I want to visit the Cheetah on my next trip to Florida or not. But, if I do, I'll try to give it a good review. Eat, drink and be merry!

Hey Rick - I like it when they keep reaffirming that they are not whores, because then I can pretend that they only do this with me. I usually make them affirm that they know that I don't do this with any random stripper either. LOL! Once, an OTC dancer was persistently telling me that she wasn't a hooker and wasn't in my hotel room for the money. So, I tried taking the inconspicuous envelope back and she seemed to have a quick change of heart and suddenly the money was important.

Tampa / Clearwater for the win, even though Mons Venus isn't what it once was.

1. Miami 2. Philadelphia (tourney Cinderella) 3. LA (some of Atlanta's old stars have retired or are past their prime) 4. Tampa (home of more grandmothers under 30 than anyplace else; but LV outraged at its poor seeding) 5. NJ (tough one, NJ is either a Philly or a NYC suburb and doesn't deserve its own slot) 6. Phoenix (close game, maybe more options for non-regulars) 7. Toronto (brought in some players from the Massage- and Escort- farm teams) 8. Tijuana (although DFW may have more native Mexican players on their team)

Thanks Bob...do you have a comparison of the talent and service here vs Ladies en Confidente? How do I choose?

How'd this get by with no "club ad" votes? LOL!

"I dance on the guys for hours but always leave feeling horny. I wish I could let fuck them or let them play with my tits." What is: Name something that no dancer I've ever met said honestly.

I was interested in this review as I had never heard of the club before. Unfortunately, not enough details to inform me if I want to go or not. Seems friendly. All WOC? Dancer:PL ratio? Did you decipher the private dance boundaries? Hope you go again and share more info. Thanks for the review.

I have visited this club twice and have appreciated the good-looking dancers. On my second visit I was over-counted AND she lied that the twenties I gave her were only tens. I just left and took the lesson, so you're review has been useful in teaching me a better course of action. Thanks!