Comments by SalaoLikeSantiago (page 4)

I'll sometimes ask the women if they'd like me to advertise for them. Almost always that's a no. They don't need PLs coming with expectations they don't want to deliver. Makes sense. Finding those diamonds in the mine might take a little work, a little luck, and a little skill...but it's part of what makes the game fun. (Well, except for maybe the Playhouse, Purple Orchid, or Tijuana clubs where the expectations and high volume throughput make it all fair game.)

Much respect for hitting the Playhouse on 3 straight days. Here's to you Dude! After one visit I find I need at least 3 months to shake that pathetic loser feeling and return.

At this club they clock in to the LD room with wristbands. Can't miscount songs. Like 59, I am skeptical too.

Another great review to read Sinclair. Thanks. Makes me wonder what the U.S.'s best strip club name is? Maybe Muddy will make us a bracket.

I'm still amazed that Allentown strip clubs command almost $50 for dance and they don't necessarily come with even Playhouse-style service.

When I was younger I would frequently hear, "you need to checkout the Montreal clubs - they're amazing." But, I must say that I agree...these clubs are past their prime. On the other hand, I find the spa and room service amenities of Montreal are amazing.

I haven't been to this club but was considering. Strike one: "purchasing some cigars before sitting down" = smoky; I really prefer clubs with separate smoking rooms. Strike two: "dances were expensive at 50 a pop." Hasn't struck out yet, but the club is behind in the count.

Thanks for the motivation. I need to make a trip. Please write: I get off the plane in Frankfurt, now what?..how to get to train station, how to buy ticket, what train to take. Cheers!

Why do I want to go fishing when I could just go to the supermarket and buy fishsticks?

The Dolphin Tavern was great when it was Go-Go; occasionally young people discover it now and try to make it vintage hip. Miss the after hours Republican. But, there's quality clubs, certain extras clubs, dive bar clubs, small residential suburban clubs...pretty good scene overall IMO.

Used to be a very solid club. I think the location is great. The parking is great. The set-up is pretty good. I've had dancers say that they've liked the location as it offers them some personal life privacy. I don't know why they can't make this work. Shame.

Love being able to escape the smoke. Apparently there are plans for a "smokers lounge" where the old mens' room used to be. I'm probably guilty of being an old man that wanted to grab that woman's boobs. lol

I'd like to like this place. For small suburban neighborhood clubs Hidden Gem seems to get better talent at better prices. And, (at least in the evening) it's a quick trip downtown to Cheerleaders or Risque for way better talent and prices.

Spot on. Good review!

Yes, that's a review. Except for the cheesesteak being good, no new usable intell. Better luck next time!

Thanks for the post-reno update, and sad to hear about the change in talent. Maybe it just needs a little post-tent time to get going. Hope it doesn't go the way of Oasis.

VIP is significantly more than $150 for the 30 minute option. I'd love to read the dancers' reviews of you as their customer, but that's another forum.

Still have the tent. Less run down than 95% of the clubs that I visit. Took > 6 months to write the review - must be the access was about to expire.

A couple adjudicators were unfavorable, but this review had some useful information for me - thanks. I learned way more than I do from reading my 700th review of the Playhouse and how good Devon is, or how old Cayenne is.

I'm interested in your comparison and will read your reviews. I've only had sugar friends in Denver; no clubs yet, but I plan to soon. Ouch, $40/song adds up quickly, and $400 for 30 minutes better come with some satisfactory pre-negotiation. Have fun on your quest.

When I was younger, and playing in the civvie bars, we called Budapest "BootyFest", and had an amazing time. I've never hit a strip club there, but have heard many stories of caution like mentioned by Fun. I would imagine that Tinder, or similar app, could offer some opportunities. Look forward to reading your adventures.

I would add Making Hour Place Your Place, in rural Maine, and Kandy's Adult Playground outside of Erie, PA, to your list,.

I enjoyed the review and have a nice image of the place even though I've never been. Thanks.

Thanks @Slugs. I saw the hot tub, but never saw anybody get into it during my visit. Love that pro tip though. I feel mixed on staying at Cascadas - yes, they make it way more painful than it should be, but it's nice to have a home base with private bathroom right at the club. On the other hand, it appears pretty easy to get a Toda La Noche escort for cheap if staying at Caesars or Tiquan.

@Fun - I just happened to walk in right at the moment an enthusiastic group of guys were really enjoying a shaving cream show...I didn't see anything else that quite matched that the rest of the night. @Rugrat - I think he both tried to charge me $6 for the water AND also made a math mistake adding $16 to my bill; then, after I corrected him, he wanted a $5 tip. @Scrub - love you too!