Comments by SalaoLikeSantiago (page 6)

The dancers are human. Go right for kissing and tit sucking on the first dance, have no vibe, and the experience may not progress the way you want. Agree with X...go to PO, or make the drive to Playpen, and your game won't matter.

Thanks for sharing your the outcomes of your testing in Santiago! Great story. I've been to Chile many times, but I have never visited a cafe. I plan to now.

First Wednesdays at Creekside Cabaret in PA.

Wanderer - I enjoyed the review and some of the colorful descriptors. Glad you had fun.

Three straight days of Playhouse. My props!

Fuck! I read this whole thread and didn't learn anything new about where to get a quality lap dance from a hot little spinner.

Never felt this club was dark at all. And, I get smoked-out at Risque but have never noticed smoke at this club.

Every club should have naloxone nasal spray on hand. Please recommend it to your local club manager. If you know a dancer using coke, suggest they get some fentanyl test strips; it's unfortunate but you can't trust your drug dealer anymore (or, according to Deshaun Watson, your masseuse).

Of course. There's a time and a place for everything, so pick your spots well.

Wow Parsi! Looks like you and I went on different Tuesday nights.

There was a Cheers episode, when Sam Malone was feeling sad that there wasn't a single thing he did in his life that wasn't for the sole purpose of impressing chicks. Then, he was reminded that he laughed at the Three Stooges, and that women thought that was stupid. Saved him! Great episode.

Sugar babies are amazing if you can somehow meet them in civilian life and not on S.A. I had one, a college student, who I met in a group setting and I made her laugh and treated her respectfully. Another who was introduced to me as a referral from a friend's sugar baby who "wanted to try it". They liked being treated well, eating at fancy restaurants, traveling to places they'd only seen on postcards. They appreciated financial support but hadn't developed a well-oiled hustle. Need to be careful to set expectations and boundaries or the emotions can be dangerous (both ways). Second best is finding a baby stripper who you can entice into being a sugar baby. They're eager to impress and these relationships can be great, but seem to be short-lived, as the women get comfortable and decide to grow their business. These women also get lots and lots of "advice" working at the club that ultimately works against you. As was mentioned, escorts rarely live up to their billing unless you're paying for really high-end (more likely on Twitter than on Eros or Tryst). Straight-up strippers are fun for the window shopping, then chase, then negotiation, then seeing where it leads. But, for me, has been more expensive and all the money going to a middle-man kills me. And, I have to actively erase from my mind the 8 previous guys she had in VIP before me.

Thanks Simon. I haven't done the Miami scene yet, but this review tells me what to expect and lays out my options.

I've never been to Risque when the top didn't come off immediately in the lap dance room. That night sounds horrible. Hope that's not a new trend for the club.

X - it's been over a year since my last visit to this club. The lapdance room is big, lacks privacy, and I've always had my efforts to explore be severely restricted. The Champagne Rooms are better - full nude with plenty of roaming, but less private than I might like with people wandering by from time to time. I've had dancers make service promises that they became "nervous" to deliver due to the room checks (if I go again I'll try tipping the attendant more). Twice I've had more delivered than promised...like that good drive off the tee, it brings me back out to the golf course the next time. Overall, I've felt this club was more expensive, less talented, and less reliable than other clubs in the region. Don't know about Jersey's report of changes. Maybe I'll have to do some updated field reconnaissance.

Thanks MJX. Maybe my least favorite regular lap dance room in the region. Have had hits and misses in the Champagne Room, but have learned from TUSCL expertise and am better at avoiding the misses now.

When I first started visiting Oasis there were cute dancers and lots of add-on entertainment options available. Then, it became a sad, barren ghost town of a club (for at least the last 5 years). Wouldn't surprise me at all if there was an enterprising dancer trying some new ways to add income. Thank Dog - maybe I'll take another look.

"You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time." If a reviewer describes the actual service and actual dancer, the wrath of TUSCL will rain down shouting, "don't list explicit acts with specific dancers." If reviewers don't describe the actual service and actual dancer, commenters are disappointed. Sorry. I tried to provide plenty of information to allow a PL to decide whether this was a club they might like to visit, and what they might reasonably expect. FTS - any mess magically disappeared...use the best of your imagination and good luck to you!