discussion comment
2 years ago
this one for sure. i'm in love.
https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/w3afbp/this_is_one_of_the_most_insane_takes_ive_ever/
then laugh at all the stuck-up failing r/cunts bashing her.
discussion comment
2 years ago
"God damn I’m about to grow a dick"
wait til after i get my dances luv.
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2 years ago
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chumpagne room ROB avoidance pregame
*how much contact is she giving you on the floor
*how much of the pre-agreed contact is she giving you with single dances
*how much are you willing to gamble on the possibility of an air dance without regretting it
never pay an unknown stripper in advance.
start with single dances to test mileage.
pre-choreograph all ld/vips.
discussion comment
2 years ago
i experimented with tip kissing a while back. those that agreed were very mechanical and got away with as few as possible.
conversely, i been approached by fuglies offering dfk straight up.
could only shake my head no to keep from barfing on them.
discussion comment
2 years ago
i only dance with 8/9s that don't have to kiss to have a full dance card, but have still been thru the gamut of frmos, private dfk, private pecks, neck/shoulder kissing only, cheek only, and no mouth contact ever.
the only common denominator i've found that lowers this inhibition is good ol fashioned catching them shitfaced drunk.
discussion comment
2 years ago
i'm good with sweats. take off my shoes for comfort, and strip down to a wife beater for increased skin on skin contact.
discussion comment
2 years ago
the 'victim of racism/exaggerated insult' default attitude seems rampant among black dancers.
i've never turned down a dancer for the color of their skin.
they're either hot/seductive or not.
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2 years ago
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the apostle liwet writes 'if she walks away smiling, you spent too much'.
dg (patron saint of baby-pls)
discussion comment
2 years ago
chump-agne room pregame
*how much contact is she giving on the floor
*how much of the pre-agreed contact is she giving with single dances
*how much are u willing to gamble on the possibility of an air dance without regretting it
when there actually is champagne, the only drinking going on is when she's guzzling from the bottle while grinding my junk.
discussion comment
2 years ago
i'm all for cacaplop bumping rob threads. lulz
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2 years ago
good thing she didn't agree.
my mouth wasn't going anywhere near that cottage cheese cesspool.
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2 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
ugh. coulda warned us gamma. lulz.
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2 years ago
fuck, messed that up.
the bitch actually thought about it for a second before rob2 said 'no way rob1, ain't how dis shit works'.
they started fighting and i left to grab a smoke.
discussion comment
2 years ago
interesting double-team rob attempt the other night.
two unsolicited fuglies take a seat on each side of me. with no introductions rob1 says 'for 10 bucks i'll eat rob2's pussy right here'.
dg: no
rob1: why not
dg: cuz u want to eat it anyway.
rob1: lol. u won't give me 10 bucks to eat her pussy?
dg: no, but i'll give u 10 if i can eat her pussy.
the bitch actually thought about it for a second before rob1 said 'no way rob2, ain't how dis shit works'.
they started fighting and i left to grab a smoke.
discussion comment
2 years ago
not jaded, but decades of experience keeps me wary of any new potential stripper ROBs until proven otherwise.
at this point, it's just common sense.
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2 years ago
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that's cool jimmy.
i just appreciate the thread bump. lulz.
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2 years ago
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we can definitely generalize about strippers- coercing guests out of their money is the job description. the fraud/theft is just a matter of degree.
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2 years ago
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more thieving hoes @ stripperweb:
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?64228-How-to-be-conniving
review comment
2 years ago
"this is an extras club."
i would amend this to a UHM club, as the sexy time was all included in the price (and initiated by the dancer). while i did tip, i wasn't charged 'extra'.
many reviews of this club also refer to high mileage.
discussion comment
2 years ago
FT review by lilmissfukmenow:
signed up on FT.com for a quick lay by some geezers, but they all wanted to take me on dates and shopping instead. wtf.
discussion comment
2 years ago
fucktoy.com is still available. hmm.
http://fucktoy.com
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2 years ago
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what lil b do bout deez kunts.
"She talking bout child support
She gon' need life support"
https://genius.com/Lil-b-stealing-from-strippers-lyrics
review comment
2 years ago
at the same time her whole story/persona coulda been made up. but if so she did a wonderful job of faking it for me.
review comment
2 years ago
it was for me, and i believe sinclair has an upcoming review to confirm.
also, i can't imagine the large complement of farm animals making bag any other way.
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2 years ago
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more avoiding ROBs tips for new SC guests.
*never bring anything you can't afford to lose into a stripclub.
strippers are thieves, some known to drug guests and steal/max-out their credit cards.
*never pay an unknown stripper in advance.
once paid, they have no motivation to satisfy guests. start with single dances, but imply there will be more if satisfied.
*pre-choreograph and confirm specific mileage before all dances/VIPs
*always count and confirm each lap dance song. bring phone or set watch to track time in VIPs.
*guests are never obligated to tip.
avoid any stripper that asks for a tip. say 'no thank you' and contact the staff if further harrassed.
better-managed clubs fine/send mouthy strippers home for disrespectful behavior.