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a year ago
My dyslexic and drunk ass keeps reading it as "babysitter" lol
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a year ago
Yea that's another thing. When it goes online, it goes all around the web and it stays there forever. I can look up any of the big-time OF thots and I'm certain I'll find nude pics n vids of them with no problem. You guys remember the Fappening? Once it leaks, there is no stopping it. Strip clubs are super private in comparison. A stripper can live a double-life and no one would ever know.
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a year ago
Usually when that happens, it means they were happy to get fucked and will accept any tips. That's the stripper equivalent of a cat laying on it's back exposing it's belly to you. It's a sign of trust. Another sign of trust is when the stripper forgets to charge you and you have to remind them yourself. I've had this happen a few times with OTC girls. I'm about to drop them off at their house and they get out the car and I have to remind them like "Hey, here's your money".
Sometimes I think they're testing me. But maybe they were just high and forgot.
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a year ago
Sorry bro, it seems you are SOL.
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a year ago
The problem with OF is the competition. You are going up against thousands of other women who are doing the exact same thing. What do you offer that's new? Why should guys subscribe to you? The only positive with OF is that you are reaching a very large customer base (online perverts). Whereas with strip clubs, you are competing against a dozen or so other girls. And your customers can range from 5 to 30 depending on the night but they are each carrying way more money than some online teen who swiped his mom's credit card.
Lastly, I don't care how hot your videos and photos are, nothing beats the physical touch of a woman.
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a year ago
The best seat in the house in any club I've ever visited is my face. But it's only reserved for the dancers.
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a year ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I once casually walked by this fat-booty Dominican thot that I had smashed OTC on several occasions. We glanced at each other and we both knew. But we just kept on walking like we were total strangers. My guess is they want to keep their whoring ways just as secret as we do our mongering ways.
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a year ago
^After about a year of "working abroad" I had about 30K in expendable income and a LOT of steam to blow off.
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a year ago
Interesting, some are saying 1K is nothing, others say it's too much. I was wondering where I stood on the "desperation scale". I wasn't really that desperate, but since she was already at my hotel room, I was loaded, and she was hot (in a fake Kardashian-esque way) I just rolled with it.
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a year ago
Sorry guys I just don't see it. I've seen trans men that looked more feminine than Kamala. She makes Michelle Obama look like Miss America. No surgery or makeup can fix that face. As for the body, haven't really seen much but she doesn't look like the curvy type. Maybe if I was drunk. Really really drunk.
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a year ago
I woulda been like "How much you weigh? There's your answer".
PS. This only works with non-obese strippers.
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a year ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^Companies pandering to the woke is such a dumbass move. I swear, this decade will go down in history as the stupidest decade in modern times. It's all just one big trend. Kids trying to be "hip" and "rebellious" by pretending to be gay/trans/pansexual/whatever. But as soon as it stops being "cool" they'll drop the farce and all these woke companies will have lost ALL their customers.
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a year ago
I'm with doctorevil, Goldilocks butt for me. A nice in-between booty is firm enough that it can grind you good during a lap-dance. A soft butt feels like getting grinded by a bowl of jello, it's too soft. But I also like the butt to shake and jiggle when I smack it. So it should be a bit fat, thick, and toned. Basically the butt of a girl who is fit but isn't afraid to eat.
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a year ago
@Warrior, with AOC you just have to watch out for those jumbo-sized teeth when she's blowing you.
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a year ago
@dha yea I love to eat meat, your mom's pussy is meat too ya know.
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a year ago
I hate when club IGs don't even show the line-up and instead talk about DJ Dickhead's upcoming b-day party or something. I could not give less of a fuck.
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a year ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@motorhead, I know that pain too buddy. So many clubs now might as well open at midnight. Even if the girls come in at 10, they take their sweet ass time getting ready. I've been to several clubs where I'm the only dickhead sitting at the bar with nobody on stage holding my beer like an idiot just waiting for some entertainment. Also, fuck Target.
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a year ago
OP is full of shit. We all know there is only one "god of strip clubbing" and his name is Muddy.
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a year ago
Also say you eat meat. I love going to Vegan protests and eating a fat juicy steak burger right in front of them. Drives them wild. I do it nice and slow too, savoring the taste in my mouth before sending the delicious meat down to the animal graveyard that is my stomach.
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a year ago
Long before I joined TUSCL, I would visit clubs without any prior knowledge and get lap-dances for $20. Anything above that, and I kinda guessed it meant extras. If a dancer asks for $100 or more, chances are she's not gonna show you her stamp collection, she's gonna show you what that mouth and pussy can do.
Just follow your gut instinct and most of the time it will work out. There was only one occasion where I took a dancer to VIP and she would not fuck. Maybe she got nervous or something. I already had my dick out ready to go but she refused. So I just asked for a handjob and she reluctantly agreed. Most expensive handy I've ever gotten.
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a year ago
I for one welcome our hot Cuban stripper overlords. Just as long as they let me put my dick in them.
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a year ago
If whipping your dick out is not an option (some lap-dance rooms are open and everyone can see you) you can try stashing condoms in your wallet, and when you open it to pay for a lap-dance, let them fall out in front of her and be like "yeah I bring my own condoms, I don't like the ones the girls use here" and then pay her and give her a nice tip. 100% guaranteed to get laid.
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a year ago
Step #1: Avoid Russians.
Step #2: During lap-dance, check how comfortable she is with touching (grab her tits, ass, pussy (just don't finger it... yet)).
Step #3: If she still doesn't get the hint, whip dick out.
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a year ago
I don't believe that dancers should be offended if you ask for extras, unless you're in a very low mileage club full of Russian models. Most strippers know it comes with the territory. I've always been blunt about what I want from a girl I'm interested in. Most times, she will either say "No I don't do that" or "Take me to VIP to find out". The VIP option could mean 2 things: She doesn't do extras and is just trying to fleece you, or she does do extras but doesn't fully trust you for OTC. VIP room is a safe place where she can "test the waters". But of course the best outcome is when they say "Absolutely, when can you pick me up?"
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a year ago
The legend of LapDanceKing will never die. For as long as there are men who explode in their pants from a woman dry-humping them.