Comments by Ulrik79 (page 4)

The sex is great on your side. You are not getting the job done for her if she needs other dick. Just my opinion. I do realize some people have certain fetishes, but if a woman I was into said she needed other dick there would be no relationship

Tim is the VIP bouncer. Some of the details missing that are important are the type of drink you had and cost of said drink. Amount you gave Tim to enter VIP area [it has changed a lot over the last 2 years]. Those are 2 details that as a semi-regular, I'd find good to know. Other than that pretty solid.

Electronman- forgot that the review is anonymous at first. Probably wouldn't have gone off on him if he was actually a sometime customer of FC and marked it as a shill review. Mandatory valet is his kryptonite. Like I've been to Bogies and I read the reviews of Bogies when they come across. So, if there was a review that had all the girls there being 8+, with the facilities being immaculate; I'd tag that as a shill review. I've never been to SC so I would probably ignore marking that one at all and let the other PL's take care of it.

Pussylicker. C'mon man. This member has put out good, bad, and indifferent reviews about this place over the years. Same with a lot of the clubs around FC. You've said repeatedly that you won't go to a club with mandatory valet so you would have no idea about what the inside of this club is like. I will say that Htxx missed on giving a breakdown of ethnicities and maybe a breakdown of age and/or natural versus enhanced. Maybe could have said the cost of the whiskey that messed with him as well, but all in all a decent review that I wouldn't consider a shill.

For Pussylicker "mandatory valet" is always first. He'll ignore the rest of a review and won't go to a club that has it. Smoking can be huge. If you have a SO, and you don't smoke, coming home smelling like smoke can be a deal breaker.

Never had my car held hostage by a club. Not for being tipsy or for any other issue. Best way to make sure that a dancer doesn't say you owe her money is to cover what you agreed upon for price before handing over any money. If she tries to toss the cost of songs on to your agreed upon price; take her out to the bouncer, ask how many songs it was and then pay her just for that in front of the bouncer. It's probably going to be less than your initial agreed upon price and she is the one that gets screwed instead of you. It could happen where a dancer takes the agreed upon money and then once you leave grabs the bouncer and says you didn't pay, but I've never seen it happen. If you're gonna say Billy Joel you might as well say Blow Job or BJ; just dont link it to specific girls or the whole club. Authorities aren't stupid; they know the slang. I always try to end my review letting people know they can PM for details. Then if the person that PMs me has been an active member of the site [reviews, comments,etc] then I will go into detail. Never dealt with 5 at a strip club, but it's regular practice at many casinos. Never been at a club that did 10 either, but most of my club experience is Michigan and Canada. If the club doesn't require pre-pay like this; then never pre-pay a dancer unless you have reliable intel that she isn't gonna be a ROB. Those are all good points that should be in a review. I will probably come back to this article before I write up a review and try to cover these points. Good article

Integrated gun safe in my vehicle. Harder to get into that safe then it is to get into my locked car. I also have another fob that will shut my car off if it gets more than .5 miles away; so I'm not worried about someone taking the car and getting time to bust through my gun safe. Gun safe also has enough room for any extracurricular items like your weed if you are a smoker [I'm not]. Plus good luck getting into my car without the valet noticing because they park my vehicle very close to the entrance, at least at FC and when I used to hit up Coliseum. Get in good with the bouncers, management, bartenders, other dancers and you can avoid ROBs that could cause any issue. I have been clubbing for over 25 years and I have never once had my keys held hostage. Not when I was inebriated, and they should have held my keys, or any other time. Maybe instead of shitting on clubs with valet, you write a discussion piece about your perils with this system and get some open discussion to see how many other people have dealt with it, and how often. This way you can see whether your one bad time with it was just that; one bad time. So you end up missing out on the best looking dancers in your area because you had 1 bad experience.

Sorry that was supposed to be hottie not Hattie

You're like a broken record on the valet thing. No one has ever taken anything from my vehicle and my vehicle has never been held for ransom. The valet guys have gotten me into the club when they had bouncers outside because they had reached capacity. Valet said "He's good" and I was in. I go to FC because at night I haven't seen a better line up of girls since 8 mile clubs took down the curtains. I went into Bogies one time and I will never do that again because I probably don't visit clubs as much as you do to increase the chances of finding that diamond in the rough. I know when I go to FC at night I'm gonna find a Hattie and I'm gonna have a good time.

There is a chance that this poster lives in like Ypsi or Ann Arbor and that LS is on his way home from Dearborn. So it is possible that he hit up the club "on the way back"

I'll put in a vote for my home state of Michigan. Beautiful lakes, dunes, and forests. More coastline than any state in the lower 48.

I think Chick-fil-A has the best chicken sandwich in the fast food game. The bun is simple, the chicken is moist and flavorful, the tartness of the pickle adds a nice bite. I personally put a little mayo and a little mustard on mine and they are great.

I like using solid colognes. They are subtle, but seem to last longer. As a plus, you don't have any issues taking them through airport security

Thought the fight was because one dancer was talking about those girls on this site? Can confirm Allison is back. She was their Saturday night doing the car show. Didn't see the other 2 that night.

I think it is better for people that go to those clubs regularly. Like a recent review said that hey so and so are back to the club; which is good information if you are familiar with them

He doesn't need the money. Giselle has far more money than he does, but if they want to KEEP making money then his TB12 brand needs to be able to make money after his retirement. I'm guessing he crunched the numbers and another run at the Superbowl, or winning it at his age, would be beneficial to his brand. It is a gamble though because if he significantly falls off this year it will lead to his brand suffering.

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Fay, ugly dudes have a chance with hot women. Granted your personality, humor, hygiene, and money game needs to be on point for that, but it does happen. Louis Anderson could probably pull as much ass as he wanted. You just need to change your fantasy. You aren't the stud with the big dick she is with, but the funny guy with the money. At least that is the lie I tell myself...😎😎

Smells good, chill, strong hands.

I am outside the age for military service. If called upon I can still fight. I think Russia needs to get bitch slapped right now. They are overstepping.

Yeah. He didn't mention cover charge. Cover is $20 and valet is $8. And unless you are a total fuck up; no one is gonna hold your keys. I've left there so tore up that I stopped to sleep it off before continuing home. Tip well, be pleasant and you won't have any worries.

I'd take her to the VIP...

First time I took Cassidy back at FC she asked for money up front. It had been the first time any dancer asked me for money up front, so I paid and had a great time with her. We have to worry about dancers trying to rip us off, but they also need to worry about getting ripped off too. If you said $400, pop off in 3 songs and don't give her that $400 the song count is on your side in a lot of clubs. But hey, I've never gotten ripped off before so I would probably have a different opinion on it if I had.

I have a Bronco Wildtrak in production right now. Hoping it hits the dealer next week or the following week