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Comments by Ulrik79 (page 2)

  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Detroit trip report
    ☝🏻 that's cause PussyLicker hasn't commented on this discussion yet. It's been lovely actually.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Hot girls, steep prices
    I was there couple weeks ago and it was $25 per song. $25 toll to enter VIP. I have had girls tell me $30 per song, but after talking with them it is to discourage dances and get you to get the extras which is usually going to get them finished with you quicker so they can find another mark.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Fake profiles?
    The flower and check mark means it is HIGHLY unlikely for the dancer to be fake. Even the check mark alone should be enough. You on the other hand are not verified at all. Easier for you to be fake and trolling great clubs than the other way around.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    havenfan
    Arizona
    Awesome place with pretty and fit girls
    I know he is either a troll, shill for Hamilton clubs, or an employee of said clubs. So, I'm not really engaging him, but making sure that other people reading the reviews don't get as confused and addled as he is.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    havenfan
    Arizona
    Awesome place with pretty and fit girls
    The dancer didn't tell him about the charge, but the bouncer of the VIP area told him. It happens before you go back, just like every other freaking club out there. PL still trying to push his lies about valet to everyone on here and on other boards as well.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Snappy2018
    California
    First time in Detroit…
    Oh and don't listen to PL because a lot of people think he is an employee for the Hamilton bars [Bogarts and Henry VIII] trying to dissuade people from the higher class establishments.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Hanging with boys doesn't pay the bills
    Also there are party people that will legit give the girls money to "just" hang out. Everyone is trying to make it look like they have clout. Paying the dancers down low to hang with them instead of "making their bag" makes them look like big shots
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Payoff at Flight Club
    Oh yeah they can nickel and dime you for sure. I avoid what I can. I avoid the coat charge and I don't pay for a booth. I will also use the upstairs bathroom unless I need a mint or something after eating a meal.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Payoff at Flight Club
    PL, he could be cheap and didn't tip. I'd say the same for not tipping the valet. Or he could be giving you the brass tax and keeping his tipping to himself. Mandatory coat check is a way for a club to help keep weapons out of the club while making some extra money for the bouncers/front door girl. I rarely wear a coat and when I do I leave it in my car.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Stripper brought to weekend event at Macomb County high school
    It wasn't a school event. It was rented out by Hines. Still not the thing you want associated with your high school
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Whose line
    Did you mean to say: "What can a stripper ask you that you couldn't ask them back?"
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Same old
    Can't get extras at Legends and you have to valet. Can't reliably get extras at Coliseum and you have to valet. Rip off central is BTs and they don't make you surrender your keys. I've heard more complaints about dancers changing the agreed upon price at BTs than any other club in Metro Detroit. LS is the only place I know of that requires your keys or proof of the use of a car service. I'm not defending them. FC has been my haunt since after 9/11. Getting in and out of Canada was a real pain in the ass so I had to find a different club. FC, when I started there, was very open VIP and didn't really start offering extras until the Russians showed up. In all of that time, FC had mandatory valet. Long before I started carrying, I would have integrated safes installed in my vehicles. I've always been a gambler and some nights I would have a shit ton of cash that I didn't want on me or "hidden" in the car. I also started installing kill switches on my car as soon as they became available. So those are options for some of your other issues with valet.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Same old
    You have never been to FC Pussylicker2. So, you have no idea if that is why they ask for keys. "In Michigan, accident victims have every right to file a dram shop lawsuit, but they have to name the intoxicated patron, either minor or adult, as a defendant in the same action." In case you don't know, dram shop laws can hold businesses that over serve liable for damages in case of drunk driving accidents. Places that do bottle service want the extra security of keeping people from drunk driving. Not all states have Dram shop laws on the books
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    papapump
    Michigan
    Regulars are great insurance policy.
    $25 covers the room fee per visit. $30 per song for dances. A lot of the girls will negotiate terms for services and YMMV.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    What is the justification for "mandatory" valet parking?
    My only thought about why mandatory valet is a thing in these clubs is because of bottle service. I don't think the Hamilton clubs do bottle service. Valet "could" keep someone too drunk from getting their car keys and would have no problem with the police being called because they would deal with the drunken idiot. These 2 clubs don't want police at the club for anything except to handle violent individuals or drunks. No club is going to hold your keys to pay a dancer for anything but songs. Maybe the Hamilton clubs have shady bouncers and managers that will help a dancer rip off a PL, but these are higher class places. If you and a dancer agreed on say $300 for full service and you're done in 5 songs and now she is saying it is $450, $300 for the deed and $150 for the songs; you man up and tell her she can take the $300 or you'll walk to the bouncer and ask for the song count and she'll only get $150. Reading this forum and USAG, I see that the rip off artists are in the Hamilton clubs and BTs, places notorious for not needing to valet. I didn't read Gemstones review, but I'll guess he caved and that is why he got screwed.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Longball300
    I'll sleep when I'm Dead...😈
    Two of Three
    Great review! The number of "only dance" girls is higher than the last time I was there for sure. Glad you had a good time
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Cute Albanian girl at night
    I only know 1 Albanian girl that works there and she has some nicely done man mades. Any extra info you have? Hair color, height, tattoos...?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    OT: Does anyone else here enjoy cooking?
    Sous vide is awesome. Prefer brines for white meat and I'm not a huge fan of marinades. A good fryer with a drain spout for filtering is an amazing purchase. There are just some fried items that an air fryer can't replicate. Sharp knives are a must have. Chefs knife/santoku Filet knife/boning knife Paring knife Carving knife Scales are great for baking. Kitchen aid stand mixer with all of the attachments: Grinder Pasta sheeter Dough hook
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Tips outside the strip club
    About a thousand dollars of my money to the dealers at a table I was playing blackjack. It ended up being more than double that for them since I was playing for the dealer.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Hank Moody
    I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
    How many ‘Top 40’ TUSCL clubs have you been to?
    Only 1 from each for me. I don't really have the time when traveling to hit clubs. I also don't vacation for clubs, I vacation for other opportunities.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Studme53
    Pennsylvania
    Rate this stripper
    She had a nice middle stage where she had just enough plastic surgery to have great boobs and then she did more and doesn't look as good anymore
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    chiefwiggum
    Illinois
    Great time all around, beware of mechanics
    Sorry belligerent DRUNK customer not involving paying a dancer their fee. He put his hands on the bouncer and that is what got him lit up.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    chiefwiggum
    Illinois
    Great time all around, beware of mechanics
    Starting to feel like Pussy is some shill for the other clubs that don't have valet. What are you going to do? Pay for 5 songs [$150] in front of the bouncer and write off the girl. They can't hold you accountable for some verbal contract with the girl involving anything sexual. They will not hold keys if you pay for the amount of songs you are back there for. Police getting involved would be very bad for their business. In the 20 years I have gone to this club I have never seen someone have their keys held. I've seen a belligerent customer get lit up by a bouncer and I've seen bouncers keeping people from coming into the club and that is it.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    What's a good T word?
    Pink Tiger Sugar Doll Pink Tinted Sugar Doll Pink Tailored Sugar Doll Pink Tasting Sugar Doll Pink Tickle Sugar Doll Pink Titted Sugar Doll
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    georgebailey
    Catalina
    Nice club but forgettable dancer
    First, you won't pay $40. The dancer can tell you whatever rate they want, but the bouncer is only gonna ask for the $30 for the 1 song. They will not hold your keys. A place with their setup is not going to want to get the cops involved over a small amount of money. Maybe if you are in the back with a girl for 20 songs and that is $600 they might be willing, but even then I doubt they hold your vehicle.