Discussions by Tetradon

https://pagesix.com/2023/05/28/quentin-tarantino-allegedly-tipped-10k-to-lick-feet/ “He’s sitting down, she’s about to do her little… take her top off,” Lowlife said, “And he gets up, throws her on the f–king seat, takes her boots off one by one, both shoes,...

Let's hear them. What good excuses have you used to throw someone off your trail to get in an afternoon or night at the club? Like in my rules of strip clubbing article, my #1...

I think it was at Desire, I saw a dancer with a tattoo saying "Solo Dios puede juzgarme" (only God can judge me). Every woman I've heard say this--let alone get it permanently placed...

A butt plug into an MRI machine. That's a new one. https://twitter.com/bradiuszero/status/1656027843178971136...

Had this discussion with a friend. Who here _isn't_ a fan of eating pussy? Civvies? Sugar babies? Strippers? Personally I love it with civvies. I love a woman's thighs wrapped around my face in ecstasy....

https://unherd.com/2023/01/is-it-racist-to-like-big-butts/ Better yet, who gives a fuck? I love me some nice plump ass and I don't care what any activist has to say about it! ...

Has anyone else noticed that in the last few days, the quality of discussions has tremendously jumped? We're actually talking _strip clubs_ and _hobbying_ again. Fewer trolls. Fewer shitposts. Less bait. Less flaming, even on Political Discourse. Thank you, Founder!!!...

Last week, I was at the Club Desire stage, feeding bills to a hottie (Abby) when another dancer (Kai) stepped away from her gentleman companion to give Abby a fiver. I wrote a review, and...

Fellow clubbers, what makes you decide to take a girl to the VIP? By VIP, I mean more than a couple songs--15 minutes plus, in a more private area, whether you get extras or...

A topic I don't recall seeing recently if ever. How did you come to this lovely little corner of the internet? I used to read reviews on SCL, then it went downhill when every club...

Anyone recognize the pattern? Liking his own posts, hyphenated name, obnoxious liberal politics, even calling Biden "Mighty Joe." At least he admits his penis is smaller than average....

For the VIPs or once-VIPs here (putting this in the front room not to exclude the latter), what makes you decide you have enough to say to write a review? Some people tend to frequent...

I'm headed to Vienna for a few days for work. Looks like a few interesting FKK-like places but all the reviews are pre COVID. I know there are other websites to check out,...

https://nypost.com/2022/10/12/i-fetch-over-400-in-tips-as-pregnant-hooters-server/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&sr_share=facebook...

If we're cool you might have already gotten one....

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pretty sure it was my message to Founder, asking him why shit like SJG's satanic rape fantasy was tolerated here, that triggered the temporary demise of the comment section. Look, I appreciate...

Redoing an old thread. Describe: 1. The last civvie you slept with. 2. The last pro you slept with. 1. Hot black nurse with giant bodacious ta-tas (last few days) 2. Tall Spanish woman with legs for days...

Remember, you're a reactionary cat-phobe if you don't think this is normal and healthy. https://notthebee.com/article/schools-now-affirming-children-identifying-as-cats...

Maybe I'm a sheltered monger, but today is the first time I was propositioned for possible extras (the "have a good time" spiel) by a dancer with what looked like two prominent cold sores...

Also mentioned in a pending review. They charged SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS for a Ketel One on the rocks that I'd bet my left testicle was watered down by 50%. Because twenty minutes before I had...

With this draft decision, I noticed I haven't heard the phrase "birthing person's right to choose" even once. Suddenly, even the most strident woke can define what a "woman" is. This shows what they believe, deep...

Good fucking grief. https://thedebrief.org/russian-buryat-soldiers-get-in-a-shootout-with-each-other/?fbclid=IwAR0wJCLpV-rgI1zDHTmlm6x3cDA6vzVAOr1HzgCn9_8jsk0eCkg0iUiFk3s "Both Western and Ukrainian intelligence sources later revealed Medvedev had been intentionally run over by one of his own soldiers who was angered by the high numbers of combat losses suffered in...

In order to protect my impeccable super-duper-ultra-mega-giga-ultima privacy wall of SJG-style death, I won't post the name until my next review. But if you're a VIP member, PM me, I'll tell you who's an ROB...

Thank you to all the good people and shitbirds on the following threads (names shortened because I'm feeling lazy today) Russophobia Putin War Criminal Give Ukraine No Fly Zone Russia has already lost Bari Weiss on Zelensky Address No deaths...

I know this is going to bring out the shitbirds, but I trust enough TUSCLers of good faith will appreciate this. It makes us uncomfortable to see people willing to die for the idea of...

Credit to Cashman for inspiring this. How many outsiders--that is, people that you haven't met here--have you introduced to TUSCL, or know this place exists?...

What would you deem the "unofficial" rules of good board citizenship? I'll hazard a few: 1. Thou shalt not connect girls by name to extras! (of course) 2. Thou shalt not tell thy fellow TUSCLers that...

I'm headed down to Atlanta to celebrate a good buddy's birthday. He inquired if there are any extras places with Asian dancers down there, anywhere in the metro area. Thanks in advance....

Dear TUSCLers: Unbeknownst to resident Russia trolls Icee, Cacaplop, and Dave_Anderson and lies, I have made a donation of $1 per post on their trolling threads (breakdown below) to the Kyiv Independent. Icee - Russia Ukraine...

Not an MD, but I see a lot of advice from the unqualified today, and I do have an advanced medical science degree....

A meth fueled squirrel named Deeznutz https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2019/06/28/alabama-meth-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-after-car-chase/1594541001/...

Not short in the desertscrub sense, but reviews. For our reviewers, is there a certain review length below which you automatically reject? I know we're looking for certain details. In my case, the critical items are: *...

Whose brings a smile to your face every time?...

This SJGHATESWOMEN assclown just made the board unreadable unless you want to hide a million threads....

I asked something like this last year, but getting more specific. @Founder, call this market research. Why do you come to the TUSCL discussion board, specifically? Why not just read or write reviews, post or view...

What are your predictions for 2022? Not what you want to happen, but what you think will happen. News Politics Sports Business Pandemic Entertainment Strip Clubs Whatever......

This thread gave me the idea: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78127 I've done online dating for years, and met everything from one night stands to serious relationships. I've met maybe 25 women in the last year and have 3 dates...

Looks fuckable https://www.businessinsider.com/onlyfans-ceo-steps-down-replaced-by-ex-cannabis-marketer-2021-12?amp...

Title says it all. Civvie or pro, describe the last woman you've been with....

Because systemic racism, duh. https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2021/12/09/jussie-smollett-verdict-guilty-disorderly-conduct-fake-hate-crime-attack/...

Anyone going to the Christmas party tomorrow? PM me if you want to say hello....

In case we thought we were out of the judicial woods. This one looks like some good ol' boys who wanted to mete out a little extra-judicial justice. Unless I'm missing something, the jury should...

New thread as the last one got long and the verdict is coming....

The reverse of drewcareypnw's thread here (https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=77728), this is what I'd tell a dancer trying to make money. All this is slanted towards my usual environment, i.e. low to mid range, high mileage clubs,...

If I'm going to get all the notifications, I'm going to put the facts and the law at the very top: - In every shooting, he was not only in reasonable fear for his life,...

If you were a boxer, UFC fighter, or professional wrestler, what music would you want playing as you strut into the arena? It's gotta be fierce and intimidating, but reflect who you are. I'd choose "Venom"...

In a few weeks, I'm headed to Frankfurt, and plan to hit an FKK (probably Sharks) while I'm in town. Any advice for an FKK virgin?...

All this talk of TUSCLers meeting F2F to settle their "disagreements" got me thinking. If there was a TUSCL street fighting tournament, no weapons but no holds barred (think the olden days of UFC),...