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5 years ago
7 if they are fake. 8 if they are real. 8 1/2 if they are real and if she can grind.
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5 years ago
I've never fucked a 10. But one night I fucked 5 2s and I think that aught to count. -George Carlen
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5 years ago
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loperjust looking for a little human contact along the way
Yeah like it's too late man like if you've kissed your wife hello before you shower and throw the clothes in the hamper she already knows. That is unless you already douse yourself in Old Spice before you get home. The video below is not safe for work but you don't have to be logged on to view.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
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5 years ago
Definitely before the series of dances. But if a new dancer isn't getting me erect in the first dance she ain't gonna in the 5th and I wouldn't want to be committed to more than 1 if so. I've interrupted dances because they were terrible. I just want to pay the $20 fine and be done with it and on to the next stripper.
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5 years ago
It happened to me inside a SC. My third time in a SC and I was still only drinking soda and water. My friends and I closed the place. She was gorgeous slamming natural 9 body, her face was an 8, must have gotten 25 dances and she was by my side the whole night talking. Then the lights went on and I had what my friends say a look of horror. Lights on with makeup a 6 and I don't even want to think how she looked without. Her body and dances were still good enough for me to return a few months later.
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5 years ago
Absolutely nothing wrong with. Living in a van down by the river!!!!
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5 years ago
Ha! Had a discussion the other night with a bartender and stripper about how crazy Florida people seem to be. The bartender started the conversation by mentioning she just watched the recent Bundy movie and how he was finally convicted and executed in Florida and I said yeah the crazies tend to gravitate to Florida and it went from there.
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5 years ago
That is why one has to pay attention once in a while. They usually slip up in conversation. Of course you are going to have a handful that really have problems and are truly broke because of drug problems, heavy debt before stripping, court issues, baby daddy and pimp issues. But the rest are going to Brazil, DR or Europe twice a year for several months at a time. At least the strippers I know in NY. They have several regulars that meet their monthly needs and then some. They are just hustling for as much as they can get.
My ATF who has since retired was very open to me about her investments. She owns residential and business properties all over Brazil, all over NYS and bought my bungalow in Hawaii.
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5 years ago
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CC99Say yes to the sex industry!
Lock, Stock and Two Locking Barrels : Snatch : RocknRollla : The Wall
Eyes Wide Shut : Fear and Loathing : Super Fly
Deadwood : John From Cincinnati
When I workout if I'm not listening to Slayer/Biohazard/Token Entry/Suicidal Tendencies I'm listening to Fight Club soundtrack.
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5 years ago
Kiss her where it smells. Take her to New Jersey. -George Carlin
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5 years ago
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CC99Say yes to the sex industry!
I agree and agree with the lists. IMHO a great soundtrack can make a movie I wasn't into at first at least tolerable. The same if it has a horrible or not period correct soundtrack. That can make a movie totally unwatchable to me.
The Panic in Needle Park had a score written but it was never used. Absolutely no music in that movie.
Someone could make some great movies from some of Tom Waits songs. Small Change(Got Rained on with His Own .38) : Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis : Frank's Wild Years : What's He Building? : Pasties and a G-String(At the two O'clock Club) and those are just the easy ones
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5 years ago
I understand that there are plenty of conditions people are born with. But our healthcare system is based on treatment and keeping a patient alive for a long a possible regardless of quality of life instead of prevention, healthy nutrition and healthy lifestyle. In medical school one has to go out of their way to learn more than the very basic in prevention and nutrition. It's as though your doctor is taught what symptoms to expect at certain ages and the treatment and if you are not experiencing those symptoms they give you something to edge it on.
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5 years ago
Off the top of my head. The tattooed Kat Licioux from Columbia seems fun. But the hot, skinny and bushy Julia Roca from Spain would be my pick most days. Lately the skinny Latinas have been grinding their cunts onto me like they want to wear out my jeans. One even pulled her g-string aside for the ride right out in the main room. On the days I need big T&A Gianna Michaels or Julianna Vega or Carmella Bing or Marilyn Mansion depending on how I feel that day.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Chocolate almond milk with strawberries and blueberries works better. Lasts longer and smells better. Oh fuck! I said too much!
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5 years ago
doc- I don't know. I'm convinced a lot of dudes never learned how to properly enjoy a masturbation session and thus are always in need of a sexual intercourse relationship no matter how cold in order to feel satisfied.
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5 years ago
Take it as a learning experience and move on. Don't spend anther penny on her. If she tries to contact you don't answer. If you still must frequent the same club say hi(and that's it) only if she says hi and otherwise ignore her. I'm sure there are other dancers that will cozy up to you.
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5 years ago
Thanks guys! Love Luger's but it is kind of out of the way for me. Never had a problem with Wollensky always a great meal. I love Maloney & Porcelli they always treat me well there and they are closest to my apartment. Went to several Morton's and they never once questioned my porterhouse order and I always enjoyed the meal. Damn too many choices! Ha! Ha! Rick's is out then. I may like fine dining but I like my strip clubs to be more low key.
I will never go to BLT again. They made a fuss when I ordered a porterhouse for myself. I said nicely don't worry I'll finish it. My girlfriend at the time said he's got an appetite you wouldn't believe. Waiter brings out our meal and says the chef found a smaller cut for you. The cut was less than an inch thick and must have been less than 24oz. Me being a gentleman and not wanting to make a scene think to myself fuck-it. I eat it and it was only ok and my girl wasn't really satisfied with her meal as well. The kicker was they still charged me full price for the porterhouse. I paid and swore the place off my list. Sorry for the rant but that really burnt my toast.
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5 years ago
Ezk69- Not in any particular order. But consider.
1) Some dancers like jerks or bad guys. I'm sure the reviewer didn't write out his whole game. She might be into him even if it was just one night.
2) Acting like a bitchy PL will get you nowhere even with the loosest ho.
3) Has it ever occurred to you that some reviewers are trolls who get off on writing what they wish had happened?
4) Perhaps she is being real nice to you and doesn't want to share her STD. But I doubt that she wouldn't be willing to share.
5) Perhaps you give off really bad vibes. A lot of strippers are really into that astrology shit.
6) She has the right to refuse service. It is her body. Sure I would give Rosie O'Donnell or Amy Schumer back rubs and listen to them talk for a few hours if they were paying me, I may even touch their legs and tell them I like them, but that is all they are going to get. If they were paying attention they would notice I am scouting the room for my next victims the whole time. Now if Emilia Clark or Diana Guerrero or Ashley Graham were to walk in I would give them my full undivided attention but not until I play a little hard to get.
7) The world abounds in cunt including hers.
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5 years ago
Bare Elegance was nothing fancy at all. Separate entrance but above the dirty video store on 50th right of Broadway. If I remember after climbing the stairs to the right were 4 square tables 2 on either side of the room 2 restaurant type chairs each. Centered between the tables was a 4'x8' stage maybe 4" above the floor with a pole in the center. To the left there was a bar and a pool table but that area was always very dark and I only ever saw the other 2 male employees back there, the other male employee was the door man. 4 maybe 6 dancers on most nights and they took turns greeting you and bringing your beer when needed but it was usually Alex who did this and she was also the DJ when not occupied with a client. Further to the right past the stage were 3 or 4 curtained booths each with a table and chair. There was no lap dancing out in the open. For $200 for 20 minutes you took confession in one of the booths. That brothel er club was probably there for many years.
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5 years ago
It was just that. A joke to fire up the sailors. Hopefully he gets to retire with full honor. He did nothing wrong.
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5 years ago
Oh man how time goes by. She might have already been or on the edge of escorting when I met her as she gave me her number and email after a few dances. Wound up hanging with her the whole night at the club but never called her or saw her again. Thanks again!
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5 years ago
I haven't been to this place since 2008. A long time I know. But I'm wondering if Rachel still works there. Thanks!