Serious Question

Seriously, i think it would have to be Michelle DeAngelo (1950s/60s), Stacy Walker (from the 1950s), Alicyn Sterling.

#1 Eva Lovia #2 Leah Gotti #3 Tasha Reign

Trina Michaels

Madison Ivy

Misa Misa is telling me that I better say her so I suppose miss Misa Amane is my choice.

Misa Misa is telling me that I better say her so I suppose miss Misa Amane is my choice.

nicespice

Amy Ried

Remy LaCroix

Mack Truck has a smelly vagina

The only name on this list that I am at all familiar with is @nicespice.

^^ Yeah right !

Dido Angel

Damn?!! Is Nicespice also a porn star? I’m in!!!

Ideal lap-dance providers:

from history: Ann Margret, of course in her prime, roughly "Bye Bye Birdie" days, but also as MILF, in "Tommy" f.e.

currently (2019): NOLa's local weather girl Alexandra Cranford, the hottie linked below google.com

Damn. Didn’t know I was a porn star.

I’ll choose Stormy Daniels :)

Narrowing it down to one isn't going to work, but I can narrow it down to a type since most of the women I thought of fit: PAWGs.

"Mack Truck has a smelly vagina"

Sounds like Pistola is mad because my vagina smells better that his spunk pillow

First he tries to make a subtle threat about date raping me, and now he is claiming MackTruck has a vagina not too long after hitting on him?

I think pistola will be less grumpy when he stops trying to cover up the fact he prefers to play with men rather than women.

Off the top of my head. The tattooed Kat Licioux from Columbia seems fun. But the hot, skinny and bushy Julia Roca from Spain would be my pick most days. Lately the skinny Latinas have been grinding their cunts onto me like they want to wear out my jeans. One even pulled her g-string aside for the ride right out in the main room. On the days I need big T&A Gianna Michaels or Julianna Vega or Carmella Bing or Marilyn Mansion depending on how I feel that day.

Sounds like Pistola is mad because my vagina smells better that his spunk pillow

We are all glad you practice proper vagina maintenance

First he tries to make a subtle threat about date raping me, and now he is claiming MackTruck has a vagina not too long after hitting on him

Why the need to switch profiles to talk shit? Are you scared somebody new will come on here and see you for the cuntess of tuscl that you are and decide not to visit you and spend that 100?

^^^^ idiot. You make no sense. What is a countess? And my vagina maintenance is none of your concern. You don't like vaginas anyway, so why do you care?

Cuntess: queen cunt dumbass ^^^^^

^^^Pistola has to resort to name calling with his limited vocabulary and his third grade education. Then he has to try to act like I have a vagina when he starts hitting on me. In his feeble mind he thinks this will somehow come across to everyone that he is straight instead of gay on a hetero website. Poor pistola thinks he is outsmarting everyone...

Lily Rader or Chloe Cherry for me.

Okay, I've heard of Stormy Daniels and Gianna Michaels too

I think Jill Kelly would have given a great dance.

From what I’ve read - that Mitchell Brothers theater in SF was pretty wild back in the old days - and it would have been kinky to get a dance from Marilyn Chambers back then.

Current whore on my list Adriana Chechik or Karma RX.

Lexi Belle or Hannah Hilton

If shadowcat did not have me on ignore he probably would have said Ron Jeremy as he dod on a similar thread on the past

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^^ what shadowcat is missing out on

For just a good lapdance, I would like to buy a few lapdances from Kendra Lust, Valarie Kay, and Lela Star (not at the same time).

For a FS VIP: Lela Star, Nicolette Shea, and Anri Okita (all at the same time would be interesting).

If shadowcat did not have me on ignore

Shadowcat is a wise man