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Comments by Ferdinx

  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    What Are Your Numbers?
    4 decades, 25+ clubs in six states.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    hotgirlsplz
    spend too much on dancers 🤯
    How does everyone organize their cash at SCs?
    Stage tip money (1s and 5s) in front pocket, LD money (20s) in one back pocket with ID, and VIP money (and accessories if I'm planning for extras) on the other back pocket.
  • review comment
    2 months ago
    chiefwiggum
    Illinois
    Posh club, best english speaking place, hints of promising exploration
    "Level of english here was the best in Austin" means you only went to some combo. of Chicas Bonitas / Divas / XTC. Multiple clubs in Austin/RR have loads of dancers that speak perfect English.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    My, my, my Delilah!
    From extensive reading of his reviews and older articles, I feel confident in saying that if the Rev was in attendance, he was not making it rain...
  • discussion comment
    5 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass?
    Bettie always looks good. Smash.
  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    JasonMckin
    California
    ITC Price-Per-MInute For Different Mileage Levels
    In the glorious Before Times, I got X2 (Junior out and covered, dancer bare and grinding, everything but penetration) for ~$7/min. including the club fee. Recently, I was quoted $21.67/min. (yes, $1,300 / hour) for "a good time" that I quickly declined. I negotiated a different dancer from $10/ down to $8.33 which ended up as L3 (3rd base from the outside). This is in ATX.
  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    How are y’all Texan gentlemen getting your porn at the moment?
    LOL, that was supposed to be "get fucked", not "funded"... %^$%$ auto-correct...
  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    How are y’all Texan gentlemen getting your porn at the moment?
    Let me check... Yep, no problem accessing x______.com, or here, obviously. Abbott, Paxton, and the lot of them can get funded, IMO. Sanctimonious bastards...
  • review comment
    7 months ago
    Sunday Evening Experience
    Looks like AI to me. The club is not in the "heart of the city" by any means, and the old name slipped in at the end.
  • discussion comment
    8 months ago
    The Oldest Strip Clubs
    King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights, MN 1965 They had a big 50th Anniversary Party in 2015, but I couldn't make it...:(
  • discussion comment
    9 months ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    TUSCL's favorite Christmas tradition
    Don't forget the sister site: https://booty-christmas.com/
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    WhoopWhoop
    New York
    do they still flashdance at P10?
    Was at P10 on a Friday afternoon in early June, and there was no1:00PM flash dance / tip parade. Too bad, because I also enjoyed it previously.
  • article comment
    a year ago
    Going commando at the strip club
    Agree with Drew. Microfiber boxers are great. Silk is extra nice, but not durable.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    Quick Trip
    This should have nothing but "Shill Review or Club Ad" responses, just on principle.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    pipelayer
    Florida
    Pleasantly Surprised
    Fully intended to hit "Reject", not "Publish". Sorry, everyone.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    reverendhornibastard
    Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
    VIP G-Strings
    My experience has been that the quicker the "costume" g-string comes off, the better the time you're going to have. My last ATF would take it off immediately in VIP, and the "reserve" would be adjusted / relocated as desired. That said, I had a session with a baby stripper (just turned 22, she said) at the same club on Friday who only wore a single g-string. It was a "suspender" style, and she frequently adjusted it it pleasing ways (too bad her overall VIP experience didn't match up...). So, YMMV.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Boobs Advent Calendar 2022
    Somebody needs to tell Ms. December 10 to nove the camera up another foot. It's Booby Christmas, not Midriff Christmas.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Yellow Rose in Austin
    I don't know about "not honest", but I'm pretty sure you're missing a zero from your VIP price.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Wow, badder
    I think Plan C is spelled Club Saratoga. Canal Park isn't that far away
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Russian innocent librarian
    Sounds like the same Kora / Cora I met at Looker's in Carlos a few years ago. Nice girl, very pleasant experience.
  • article comment
    2 years ago
    likes2look
    Witness Protection
    Breastaurants
    You can add Ojo Locos to your Hispanic breastaurant list. Black halter tops and shorts are the typical server uniform, but they do theme days / weeks as well. Plenty of bouncing at my local brach when I've been there. Speaking at least passable Spanish is a big help.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    TxVegas
    Still looking for an ATF
    Austin TX
    Perfect 10 Men's Club in Round Rock has pretty good lunch specials, and the talent is a good mix of white girls and Latinas, with some AAs thrown in. Mileage is good overall, extras aren't unheard of. Rick's was mostly Latinas the one time I stopped in a while back. Foxy's is BYOB / nude, and (like Bare) opens late and doesn't get rolling until very late.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Old School Strip Clubs
    King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights, MN opened in 1965 and is still going strong. I don't know if they've had their unique combination of full nude on stage + full alcohol that entire time, but it's working for them.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Don't bother unless you are a regular
    Sounds like the same vibe when I visited about 4 years ago. It almost seemed like the all but one of the girls were there with a partner. I got dances from all of them, because I asked, but they didn't come to you, so to speak.