Minneapolis and Surrounding Areas

King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights (South of St. Paul). Only place in the Tein Cities with the combination of full nude and alcohol. Minimal extras, but VIP can be fun.

KOD is not my personal preference, but I confess that since it is not, I have not been there for many years. Current reviewers say they do an ID scan, which means I will not be checking it out anytime soon. I won't recount my negative memories since they are so old it wouldn't be fair.

I've been to Deja Vu a few times, also a long time ago since they seem to cater to younger customers with the no alcohol thing.

The Seville is higher end, but I never really connected with anyone there.

At Spearmint Rhino, I found the dancers very impersonal.

That leaves Rick's and Downtown Cabaret, who have common ownership. DTC is the nicer venue, everyone should see it once. But I usually try Rick's first as I have hit it off with the girls better there. Rick's has crappy limited seating though, until you head to VIP.

Next time I go to Rick's, if I spy some dancers I find attractive, I am going to negotiate with a bouncer to see how much to sit in the reserved seating near the main floor. Sometimes a like to spend a few hours in the open, because my budget isn't going to tolerate more than an hour at most in VIP rooms even if I go completely nuts.

My first stop is Rick's, then DTC is plan B, and if that doesn't work out, I am done for the night.

Seville, Spearmint Rhino, Ricks, Downtown Cabaret are your best bets but the twin cities are generally pretty tame when it comes to dances.

Dreamgirls has more contact in dances than other clubs but they are notorious for cutting songs short. Downtown Cabaret is a nicer club, kind of spendy but usually has more attractive women. The other downtown clubs I'm not really a fan of. Maybe Ricks but it's small with very limited seating.