Comments by uniquename (page 8)

Well said. I won’t name names in reviews out of courtesy to the dancer and respect for her safety. You never know who is reading these things. If an established member PMs me for details I will share - within limits.

Good to know it’s not just me.

The key phrase is that “(t)hey’ s figured out their own boundaries.” I’m never comfortable with a woman who isn’t, and actively avoid those who appear unsure.

And what club does she work at?

I go there just to discuss world affairs and literature.

Yep. My ATF used to work at (believe it or not) Playhouse. Never met another dancer like her - great smile and personality, killer body. I was a goner as soon as I saw her and we went right to the back. I was not disappointed, nor was I ever disappointed in subsequently visits. Shame she retired, but good for her.

Gosh, I haven’t thought of that bit in years. Now I’m going to walk around singing it to myself for the next few days…

Anyone who comments “not enough club details” or asks about “cost” needs to do themselves a favor and read some of the 2,367,598 other reviews of this place.

I don’t know why you were there for “high mileage,” as pretty much every review says that there is none to be expected here.

I was recently in a Detroit club and was chatting with one of the dancers bar side, not stage side. Even though she wasn’t dancing, I was occupying her time so I tipped her (and eventually her friend that joined us) for her time.

They must teach that position the customer at the wall move during employee orientation…

About the only detail you left out was the color of the carpet in the lap dance area! I used to stop in here when I was in the area a few years ago and you captured the place perfectly. Well done.

TIL the saying “crime scene sex.” That’s great! LOL

@Whitetail000 - Intersting, I had not heard about Daphne.

Congratulations, you’ve probably met the infamous Mercedes. I say “probably” because she’s the only Oriental girl working there - I believe she’s Chinese. If she had a tat of lips on her butt cheek it definitely was her. I’m surprised you got out of there in six songs as I’ve heard her song count go into the double digits. (As for connecting names to services provided - correct, but this is Playhouse, and it’s well documented.)

Your first mistake is assuming that he leaves his momma’s basement to go to a club, kilt or otherwise.

Don’t hold back - tell us how you REALLY feel!

@OG23456 - I would bet that Mercedes wanted a big tip. She used to be really cool a few years ago, but she’s become downright mercenary, even at bar side. Perhaps she can get away with it because she’s very attractive and in high demand.

Just read your reviews - thank you for your service!

I get value from other people submitting reviews, and feel it’s only fair that I do the same in exchange. Judging by the PMs I’ve gotten, it’s working.

Glad to hear a firsthand review of Kitty. I’m going to need to find my way over there when she’s on next.

On the new site I have not been able to figure out where the “What’s New” section is.

Yes, a good friend who I met after her “professional” career was over. (We’ve never been anything else.) I’m not sure if that counts.

1. Everyone has some emotional baggage. The fact that this person has chosen to lead with this sort of baggage, as a hook or otherwise, tells you all you need to know about how A: needy she is; and B: how indiscreet she is (if any of what she told you is true, and she’s telling you, a perfect stranger it, how many of your secrets do you think she’ll keep?). 2. Assuming her situation is true, it’s a sure bet that the children’s father will at some point learn of your existence. Whether it gets thrown in his face, or he starts investigating where she’s getting money from, he will find out. At that point you may be dealing with a very angry ex-husband to be, or perhaps you get to be involved in her legal woes. Do you really want that? Stay away. The juice ain’t worth the squeeze.