Comments by uniquename (page 9)

Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing to you, but…

Just like civilian women - hard pass.

@BubbleYum - if you are wanting to know “more about the club” - 1. This place is the handjob factory of New Jersey. There has been more on the table from one or two dancers, but that is very, very, rare. 2. The facility is beat up and old. The parking lot is large. The neighborhood is safe. Days during the week is when this place is busiest. 3. If you’re planning on coming here to work, let us know! :D

BTDT, and understand your concern. I’ve had to leave situations for the same reason.

A friend who danced before I met her told me she made a point to never work too close to an area where she might have lived or worked. She said sometimes that made the commute a little bit much, but it was worth it to keep her dancer life separate from her vanilla life.

WV is an interesting place. I spend a lot of time in the Bunker Hill area and the natives are “interesting.” Elysium used to be the club of choice about 10 years ago with a lot of surprisingly high quality dancers in the middle of basically nowhere.

“I have had great times at this place” - you might be the only one in history. This place is where old strippers go to die. I’m local as well, and drive by pretty regularly - the lot is almost always empty, and the rare times I’ve been in there the girls are perfunctory and some don’t even bother to undress while on stage. The last time I was there one girl just kept circulating the bar inner street clothes demanding dollar bills from everyone. I’m glad they finally out a new floor down - the old vinyl one was a major trip hazard. The fact that we’re commenting on the flooring should tell you a lot about the place.

Back when I was POTUS I found that title pretty distracting, so I always just told them I owned a refuse service in north Jersey.

I’m not a big stage tipper, but when I do I never try to take advantage of it to cop a feel or whatever - it just seems wrong to me somehow. I always respect a dancer’s boundaries, and as I’ve mentioned before, when I get a dance (lap, VIP, whatever) the first thing I ask is “What are your rules?” It’s just common courtesy.

You had a great half hour, but at what cost to the girl and for what sort of menu?

Emma is always a good choice, as Kitty seems to work by appointment only - she’s never available.

I’ll give up on a club when it stops being fun based upon firsthand experience, OR when the reviews indicate the place isn’t worth the time. For example, Delilah’s in Toms River used to be a reliable source of fun. You could always find a solid 7/8 in there, even on the day shift. All the reviews of the place (I’ve gone once post-Covid) indicate that’s all changed, that the place is even more run down than usual, that the girls are of lower and lower quality, and that the manager seems to be running the place for the amusement of his buddies. They can’t even be bothered posting a lineup on their Instagram any longer, instead just repeating the same pictures of random women.

@Dolfan wrote: “ Guys invariably try to push the boundaries and sometimes girls just decide that's enough & its not worth it. Can't tell ya how many times I've seen a guy try to pull a dancers panties off at Diamond Dolls in Pompano, seen her stop him two or three times, then take a few steps away and hold out her hand to be paid when she'd had enough.” I remember the first time I talked with Mercedes at Playhouse (back when she was pleasant). She rolled up on me and the first words out of her mouth were to complain about some guy who slapped her on the ass as she walked by. “Just because I work here doesn’t give him the right to do that.” She was right, and I told her so. She went on to tell me that lots of guys do that, including ones she’s performed with before. I don’t get it - unless you have a great degree of intimacy with the woman, where does a customer get off doing that sort of thing. It’s part of the reason that before I get into the VIP with someone new or repeat, I ALWAYS ask what their limits/rules are, and if I don’t like them I respect them and go elsewhere. It’s not difficult.

I had that happen at the Candy House in Wynantskill, NY once. Then she informed me that it would cost me an extra $120 for me to do the work. Pass.

“Deja Vu Noho” is my Vietnamese stripper name.

The “trusted member” thing Muddy mentioned is important. I’ve gotten a few queries from people who are relatively new or who have made few to no postings. I’m sorry, but I’m not answering those.

I used to stop by here whenever I was in the area pre-Covid and it seems to have changed a bit from then. Take out was available, and the music wasn’t as you described. The dancer mix was also more heavily Caucasian too. The lack of privacy in the lap dance area was off putting - do they still have the beaded curtains? The girls I danced with didn’t try to upsell the VIP, I’m guessing because the math worked in there favor in the open area.

It happened to me by accident. I had gone to a little out of the way place in upstate NY years ago and had a lovely time with a particular dancer. The place was a little hole in the wall well west of Syracuse. The next day I was in the only decent sized mall in Syracuse, minding my own business when I saw her walking along with a man. We made eye contact, she smiled, and comtinued on her way. It was nice to see she was as pretty in civvies during the day as she was the night before.

$304 for a BJ? Wow. Much less expensive just about anyplace else I’ve gone to in NJ. I hope it was spectacular for that much money.

As a custy, my phone stays in the car. It NEVER comes into the club with me - too much risk. Also as a custy, if a dancer is on her phone I’m not going to interrupt her. She may or may not have a legitimate need to be there, but either way, I’m going to respect her implied need for privacy. That being said, regardless of where I am, if someone is on the phone and I’m (reasonably) expecting to be the focus of their attention, I take the hint and send them on their way. Conversely, if I’m talking to you I’m not on the phone, and the thing is either face down on the table or in my pocket. You’re my focus.

Obvious shill ad. Poster has never been here, or even outside of his mother’s basement. (Am I doing it right?)

I spend a lot of time in Detroit for business. “Blessed” has never been the word that comes to mind when I’m there. :D

I’m sorry you guys think this is a shill review. After I submitted it realized that I had gotten the beer wrong, but I stand by the rest of it.

Wow, almost the exact opposite of my visit there a few weeks ago. Which reminds me, I need to write a review.

This place is normally an extras paradise, so I am not sure what went wrong for you. I’m a daytime patron and the talent is always willing.