Never blue balls at Electric Blue

Electric Blue Cafe in Tolland, Connecticut has the distinction of being ranked in the top 40 worst rated clubs on tuscl. Now ain't that an honor! Personally I don't think this joint is that bad. As far as beauty goes, the talent is just ok at best. But the "dances" are exceptional with nearly every entertainer offering some sort of "extra attention". And as the title says, I never leave this club with blue balls;) I'm a long time customer here but this review is based on two visits within the last month, one on a Friday night, the other on Saturday night.

The Dames:

On my Friday night visit there was only about a dozen ladies working but on Saturday night there was probably about twice that. Overall the majority (70%) of ladies had that big curvy look with big titties and big fat asses. However there was an assortment of other body types as well, ranging from short spinners to a tall Amazon blonde. The dames also ranged from all natural to freakishly enhanced. I'd say about half had very prominent tattoos with most of the rest having at least some tats. But there were also a couple with no tattoos at all. About 60% were Latinas, only a couple were black, one old Oriental and the rest (1/3) were white. Age-wise there was everything from early 20's to old battle-axes my age (mid 50's). I usually go for the all natural girl next door college cutie type, preferably without prominent tattoos or piercings. While there weren't exactly any of those here, there were at least a couple of ladies on each visit that roused my schlong. Unless you're a dancer, check out the virtual "Men's Locker Room" section below if you want more specific details on individual ladies.